Hello!

[Bethany Covington]

Hello, my name is Bethany Covington. My family and I are originally from Greenwich Conn but because of circumstances out of our control, we have found ourselves here in Iowa.
With my husband Brand and our two lovely daughters, Jessica and Allison we are trying to build a new Christian life . We were members of the "Calvary Assembly of God" and hope to find a new family here at Landover.
Unfortunately, Brand was an investment banker and lost most of our money to people with names like Rabinowitz and Madoff. We did manage to get here with a suitcase full so generous tithing won't be a problem.
Bless you
Bethany

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Hello!

Hello, my name is Bethany Covington. My family and I are originally from Greenwich Conn but because of circumstances out of our control, we have found ourselves here in Iowa.
With my husband Brand and our two lovely daughters, Jessica and Allison we are trying to build a new Christian life . We were members of the "Calvary Assembly of God" and hope to find a new family here at Landover.
Unfortunately, Brand was an investment banker and lost most of our money to people with names like Rabinowitz and Madoff. We did manage to get here with a suitcase full so generous tithing won't be a problem.
Bless you
Bethany

Welcome! You have a nice Christian sounding name. Nothing revoltingly furrin'.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hello!

Welcome to GOD's chosen forum! I'm sorry to hear that your money was stolen by that Jew Madoff character. But I'm sure GOD has a purpose for you in Iowa, amen?

I assume you read only the KJV1611? How do you feel about gay marriage and living in Iowa?

[Nobar King]

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Welcome to our Church, Bethany. We are always happy to see new members! Be sure to tell Brand about our Men's Fellowship Breakfast & Bible Study. It's a nice time for the men to get together while you're taking the kids to football practice or whatever.

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Hello!

Well, thank you for your warm welcomes. I most certainly will send Brand over to the men's fellowship as I'm sure he will be delighted to join. I am a little upset seeing you labeled me unsaved trash but hopefully you will see my family and I are true God fearing people.
We hate anything homosexual and think abortionist are getting what they deserve.
I am a devoted follower of Nancy Reagan. She is a role model for the new millenium. Again, thank you for making me feel right at home.
Oh, I did notice you have some darkies here on your forum. Perhaps we could borrow Luther as we need someone to help us unpack.

[James Hutchins]

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You look like a fine White woman. I am a little upset your husband was not here first to introduce you. Normally, only harlots approach men. But you seem like a nice sort.
Tell me woman, do you bake pie? What are your hobbies? Do you have a strong back for doing womans work? Can you reload brass?

[Nobar King]

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The unsaved trash label is just a formality. A moderator should be along soon enough to update it. You wouldn't want every atheitard who strolls in here to be labeled 'True Christian', right? They wouldn't like it, either, although, for some reason, they don't like the label 'unsaved trash', even though it is accurate.

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Hello!

You look like a fine White woman. I am a little upset your husband was not here first to introduce you. Normally, only harlots approach men. But you seem like a nice sort.
Tell me woman, do you bake pie? What are your hobbies? Do you have a strong back for doing womans work? Can you reload brass?

Unfortunately Brand couldn't do our formal introductions because he is trying to whip the gardener Manuel into shape. It's just impossible these days to get good colored help anymore so we have to make do with these Lubricano half breed subhumans. I felt comfortable and safe approaching because you seem to have many respectable women here.
I have no hobbies as tending to my husband and girls take up all my time.
I have shot his AK-47 a few times and the girls got really good at shooting the fence hoppers up in Conn.

[James Hutchins]

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I suggest bringing some pie to the next Landover mens poker Bible meeting. Nothing makes a woman more welcome than a slice of her hot pie.

Maybe your family would like to come to the next Turkey shoot. Bring that gardener fellow too, we can always use another turkey welcome all.

[Bethany Covington]

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I suggest bringing some pie to the next Landover mens poker Bible meeting. Nothing makes a woman more welcome than a slice of her hot pie.

Maybe your family would like to come to the next Turkey shoot. Bring that gardener fellow too, we can always use another turkey welcome all.

Why James, I do believe you are flirting with me! I do need some good kitchen help for making those pies. Is there a place I can post for good, reliable and trustworthy help? Does Landover have a ladies baking club?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

Not flirting Mrs., just being neighborly. We here at Landover are a tight knit group. Men are known to lend a hand from time to time, woman offer their pie. This is the sort of things that make us True Christians™.

You might want to visit here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php

[Wide-Open]

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Welcome Mrs. Bethany. We have to remain careful, but I have updated your title, somewhat.

But, and I hope you don't mind me asking, why only two female Soldiers? I hope you and Mr. Brand will keep aiming for a true (male) heir of your family!

[Luther T Washington]

Re: Hello!

Well, thank you for your warm welcomes. I most certainly will send Brand over to the men's fellowship as I'm sure he will be delighted to join. I am a little upset seeing you labeled me unsaved trash but hopefully you will see my family and I are true God fearing people.
We hate anything homosexual and think abortionist are getting what they deserve.
I am a devoted follower of Nancy Reagan. She is a role model for the new millenium. Again, thank you for making me feel right at home.
Oh, I did notice you have some darkies here on your forum. Perhaps we could borrow Luther as we need someone to help us unpack.

Welcome to Landover Miss Bethany. I am Luther T (T-Bone) Washington of Colleton, South Carolina. I'd be happy to help you unpack. My grandsons and I have been wanting to go on a trip to see someplace that isn't South Carolina. My grandsons appear to be about the same ages as your daughters. I'm sure the boys would enjoy meeting them. They never see white girls at our church.

Thank you for the invitation, we'll see you in a few days.

[Bethany Covington]

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Welcome to Landover Miss Bethany. I am Luther T (T-Bone) Washington of Colleton, South Carolina. I'd be happy to help you unpack. My grandsons and I have been wanting to go on a trip to see someplace that isn't South Carolina. My grandsons appear to be about the same ages as your daughters. I'm sure the boys would enjoy meeting them. They never see white girls at our church.

Thank you for the invitation, we'll see you in a few days.

It's very nice to meet you Luther, but we never speak directly to the help. We do appreciate your offering but tell me, has your background been thoroughly checked? Are you bonded and fingerprinted in the state of Iowa? I'm sure your boys are lovely but we have no intention of going to AME and they only way they will ever meet our girls is when they are lining up their Manalo's in the shoe closet in our new home.

[Luther T Washington]

Re: Hello!

It's very nice to meet you Luther, but we never speak directly to the help. We do appreciate your offering but tell me, has your background been thoroughly checked? Are you bonded and fingerprinted in the state of Iowa? I'm sure your boys are lovely but we have no intention of going to AME and they only way they will ever meet our girls is when they are lining up their Manalo's in the shoe closet in our new home.

Oh now don't worry Miss Bethany. I've never been in any trouble with the law. Now the boys were once stopped by the police as they left the home of Miss Beatrice Goodall. She's a lovely white spinster lady and the county's head librarian. She explained that she had asked the boys to come in and help her with a plumbing problem she was having. I never did know those boys had any interest in plumbing. I asked her one day at the library if the plumbing services of Iron Bone and Hot Rod were satisfactory. She gave me a big grin and told me she was very satisfied and that she has them come around often to do all sort of chores for her.

So don't worry Miss Bethany. Those boys know what they are doing!