[Miss April]

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Welcame Bethany Covington Two Gods Favourite Forum You Seem like such a Nice Christian Lady Its nice too have you here

[Mechanix]

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Ah what the heck, You'll probably try to light me up, but I'll throw in a kind "Hello" too.
So Hello Bethany!

[James Hutchins]

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Ah what the heck, You'll probably try to light me up, but I'll throw in a kind "Hello" too.
So Hello Bethany!

You listen here boy, Mrs. Covington is a fine lady. She does not need your gutter trash talking.

[Bethany Covington]

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Oh now don't worry Miss Bethany. I've never been in any trouble with the law. Now the boys were once stopped by the police as they left the home of Miss Beatrice Goodall. She's a lovely white spinster lady and the county's head librarian. She explained that she had asked the boys to come in and help her with a plumbing problem she was having. I never did know those boys had any interest in plumbing. I asked her one day at the library if the plumbing services of Iron Bone and Hot Rod were satisfactory. She gave me a big grin and told me she was very satisfied and that she has them come around often to do all sort of chores for her.

So don't worry Miss Bethany. Those boys know what they are doing!

My, you go on and on, don't you Luther? When they gave you colored your freedom, they should have taken away you darkies right to speak directly to white people.
That said, I'll be checking out your reference from Miss Potter.

[Nurse Clampett]

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My, you go on and on, don't you Luther? When they gave you colored your freedom, they should have taken away you darkies right to speak directly to white people.
That said, I'll be checking out your reference from Miss Potter.

Now, now. It's not Brother Luther's fault he was born a cursed son of Ham. We try to have as much fellowship as possible with the dark race.
Wait until you meet Miss Valvoline. Now there is a fine example of a black woman of God!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. I hope you'll take a good look around and learn something about Jesus. Please keep clear of the nigra boys. We have a pie thief problem hereabouts.

What's your best pie?

[Luther T Washington]

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Now, now. It's not Brother Luther's fault he was born a cursed son of Ham. We try to have as much fellowship as possible with the dark race.
Wait until you meet Miss Valvoline. Now there is a fine example of a black woman of God!

I do love ham. Back when I was child we had a smokehouse on the farm. Every year we would slaughter a couple of hogs (oh, sorry, Miss Bethany) and daddy would hang the hams in the smokehouse. Many people in Colleton did believe that my daddy, Abner J (Ham-Bone) Washington smoked the best hams in all of Colleton. He was also well know for his pork sausage. We always ate high on the hog.

[Nurse Clampett]

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I do love ham. Back when I was child we had a smokehouse on the farm. Every year we would slaughter a couple of hogs (oh, sorry, Miss Bethany) and daddy would hang the hams in the smokehouse. Many people in Colleton did believe that my daddy, Abner J (Ham-Bone) Washington smoked the best hams in all of Colleton. He was also well know for his pork sausage. We always ate high on the hog.

I do hope your family have their cholesterol checked regularly.

[Luther T Washington]

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I do hope your family have their cholesterol checked regularly.

Why thank you for your concern Miss Clampett. Maybe while I'm in Freehold helping Miss Bethany I can stop by and you can check it out.

As you have seen, my grandsons have a reputation for excellent plumbing service, so if you need to have plumbing work done while we are there, I'm sure they'd be happy to help you! I saw Miss Beatrice at the general store this after noon and she was bragging on about how good Iron Bone and Hod Rod are at laying pipe.

I'm proud of those boys.

[Bethany Covington]

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Why thank you for your concern Miss Clampett. Maybe while I'm in Freehold helping Miss Bethany I can stop by and you can check it out.

As you have seen, my grandsons have a reputation for excellent plumbing service, so if you need to have plumbing work done while we are there, I'm sure they'd be happy to help you! I saw Miss Beatrice at the general store this after noon and she was bragging on about how good Iron Bone and Hod Rod are at laying pipe.

I'm proud of those boys.

Yes Luther, we get it, you're proud of your boys. That's because they haven't been caught stealing or murdering the elderly yet. That said, We Covingtons don't live in Freehold, we live in Council Bluffs. Unfortunately, if you try and come here they will stop you at the sign that reads "People of Color are not Welcome". You people certainly are pushy. Have you picked up that trait from working for those of the Hebrew persuasion?

[Nurse Clampett]

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Yes Luther, we get it, you're proud of your boys. That's because they haven't been caught stealing or murdering the elderly yet. That said, We Covingtons don't live in Freehold, we live in Council Bluffs. Unfortunately, if you try and come here they will stop you at the sign that reads "People of Color are not Welcome". You people certainly are pushy. Have you picked up that trait from working for those of the Hebrew persuasion?

Gee. You sound rather hostile. I'd say a little racist, even. Calm down and enjoy the peace and harmony of Landover.

[Brother Jessup]

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Nice to meet you, Mrs. Covington. You seem like a good God fear’n Christian and a credit to the white race.







The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken……….Amen!

[Claire]

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Yes Luther, we get it, you're proud of your boys. That's because they haven't been caught stealing or murdering the elderly yet. That said, We Covingtons don't live in Freehold, we live in Council Bluffs. Unfortunately, if you try and come here they will stop you at the sign that reads "People of Color are not Welcome". You people certainly are pushy. Have you picked up that trait from working for those of the Hebrew persuasion?

Mrs. Covington, Mr. Luther was being very friendly and greeting you with much warmth in his heart. You, however, are being incredibly rude and most certainly racist. Your attitude towards black people is despicable. However, Mr. Luther seems too kind-hearted to hold anything against you. Even though I'm not religious, I can spot a good human being, and Mr. Luther is just that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Mrs. Covington, Mr. Luther was being very friendly and greeting you with much warmth in his heart. You, however, are being incredibly rude and most certainly racist. Your attitude towards black people is despicable. However, Mr. Luther seems too kind-hearted to hold anything against you. Even though I'm not religious, I can spot a good human being, and Mr. Luther is just that.

Nigra lover.

[Bethany Covington]

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Gee. You sound rather hostile. I'd say a little racist, even. Calm down and enjoy the peace and harmony of Landover.

Oh Nurse Clampett, it must be the stress of the move! Perhaps you can ask the kindly Landover Dr. (Is there one) to prescribe something to calm me down a bit. Ativan 2 mg 3x a day just might do the trick