[Claire]

Re: Hello...

Claire, why are you acting so angry at GOD? Why don't you want to settle down with a nice True Christian man and have soldiers for CHRIST?

You come across as a stubborn and independent woman (very bad) and yet you say you are totally clingy and hooked on your parents. Something seems wrong here.

I have every right to not settle down and have children. Although you may not like it, women are human beings, just as men are. If you can't accept that fact, you might want to move to Saudi Arabia.

And there's nothing unnatural about an 18 year old clinging to her parents but not wanting to cling to a husband.

[Professor Bessemer]

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I have every right to not settle down and have children. Although you may not like it, women are human beings, just as men are. If you can't accept that fact, you might want to move to Saudi Arabia.

And there's nothing unnatural about an 18 year old clinging to her parents but not wanting to cling to a husband.

Claire dear, there is no need to get angry. As I said at the end of my post, Jesus brought you to us for a reason. You may think you came here of your own volition, but you are incorrect.

What is the reason you believe you came here to us?

Jesus wants to love you Claire, but right now he cannot, because you are not Saved. Come, wash yourself in the Blood of the Lamb and join us here at God's Favorite Church™. You will be glad you did!

[Claire]

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Claire dear, there is no need to get angry. As I said at the end of my post, Jesus brought you to us for a reason. You may think you came here of your own volition, but you are incorrect.

What is the reason you believe you came here to us?

Jesus wants to love you Claire, but right now he cannot, because you are not Saved. Come, wash yourself in the Blood of the Lamb and join us here at God's Favorite Church™. You will be glad you did!

Who said I was angry? And I am not going to wash myself in the blood of an innocent lamb.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Who said I was angry? And I am not going to wash myself in the blood of an innocent lamb.

Honestly girl, have you even READ the Bible? Do you not know who the Lamb of God is? No wonder you're so bitter and mad at the world. Seriously, get yourself a King James Bible and read it cover to cover.

If that doesn't make you want to join the One True Church™ I sure as heck don't know what will.

And am I to understand that you are unmarried? Do you like Christian pilots?

[Claire]

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Honestly girl, have you even READ the Bible? Do you not know who the Lamb of God is? No wonder you're so bitter and mad at the world. Seriously, get yourself a King James Bible and read it cover to cover.

If that doesn't make you want to join the One True Church™ I sure as heck don't know what will.

And am I to understand that you are unmarried? Do you like Christian pilots?

What evidence do you have that I'm "bitter and mad at the world"?

And yes, I am unmarried. But if you had read my original post, you'd know that I have absolutely no desire to marry. I am only 18 and in college, and I want to preserve my childhood for as long as I can.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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What evidence do you have that I'm "bitter and mad at the world"?

And yes, I am unmarried. But if you had read my original post, you'd know that I have absolutely no desire to marry. I am only 18 and in college, and I want to preserve my childhood for as long as I can.

Your hostile attitude for starters, and your fascination with the occult for another.

[Claire]

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Your hostile attitude for starters, and your fascination with the occult for another.

Please provide me with evidence of my "hostile attitude". And what on earth are you talking about when you say "fascination with the occult"?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Who said I was angry? And I am not going to wash myself in the blood of an innocent lamb.

Then why are you here? This isn't a rookie vet forum, this is a Christian forum. We follow the Holy Bible, and if you know what's good for you, you will too.

Look at what God says about females.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Isaiah 3:12
As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

How can you not like that?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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God Bless Paul. It may be sacreligious for saying so, but this is a true testimony which I witnessed with my very eyes...

In 1968, I was staying near Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco, and me and my hippie friend "Love Dog" (never did find out his real name) decided to drop some acid and check out the new Stanley Kubrick film 2001: A Space Oddyssey. By the time the movie started, we were gone. I saw the ceiling of the roof give way and thousands of tiny grasshoppers with the head of Benjamin Franklin started swarming us.

The characters in the movie started getting paranoid because they knew an audience was secretly watching them. I even had telepathic communication with the lead character, telling him he will be alright, that we were nice guys and wouldn't hurt him. We just wanted to watch the movie.

Then HAL-9000 started talking to me, but it wasn't HAL it was Paul. He said his spirit was trapped by the Devil and put inside a computer and he needed to be freed. He told me if I got naked and ran through the movie theatre, it would do the trick. So I listened to him.

I stood up, threw off my clothes, and ran through the aisles screaming "EMANCIPATE PAUL! YOU ARE FREE OF THE COMPUTER!". In the ruckus that ensued, people got angry and called the police. I found myself completely naked, in daylight, on the streets of San Francisco. These pigs and demons were all looking at me. I saw angels with three heads laughing at me from the clouds. I made my way into a side alley and crouched behind some trash cans.

Paul materialized before me. He said "Thank you. I will now teach you spiritual power." He went on to explain that he witnessed for Christ and Christ told him that men should have power over women. He advised me to stay strong with my current girlfriend and don't ever feel ashamed with disciplining her whenever she angers me. Paul and I talked for what seemed to be hours and then he slowly vaporized into this green gas and was gone.

I woke up sometime later in the night, still naked. That was one crazy trip I tell ya.

[James Hutchins]

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Claire, is it your 'days of shame'? Is that why you are so testy? Take a Midol and go clean something.

[Claire]

Re: Hello...

Claire, is it your 'days of shame'? Is that why you are so testy? Take a Midol and go clean something.

Actually, I don't get my period. I was diagnosed with Polycystic Ovary Syndrome at age 13, and Endometriosis at age 15. My gynecologist put me on a continuous birth control pill so that I won't get my period. And before you all jump on my back, I'm NOT using the pill for birth control. I am a virgin. If I didn't take the pill I would bleed to death.

And I'm not going to clean anything.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Actually, I don't get my period. I was diagnosed with Polycystic Ovary Syndrome at age 13, and Endometriosis at age 15. My gynecologist put me on a continuous birth control pill so that I won't get my period. And before you all jump on my back, I'm NOT using the pill for birth control. I am a virgin. If I didn't take the pill I would bleed to death.

And I'm not going to clean anything.

Girl, you have a very uppity attitude. Didn't your father ever lay good Christian beating on you? Were you raised by joos?

[James Hutchins]

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Actually, I don't get my period. I was diagnosed with Polycystic Ovary Syndrome at age 13, and Endometriosis at age 15. My gynecologist put me on a continuous birth control pill so that I won't get my period. And before you all jump on my back, I'm NOT using the pill for birth control. I am a virgin. If I didn't take the pill I would bleed to death.

And I'm not going to clean anything.

So no chick nuts. Got guy nuts? Or are you half and half?

With your attitude, I am not in the least bit surprised you are a virgin. Even a drunk heathen has standards at 3 A.M.

[Claire]

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Girl, you have a very uppity attitude. Didn't your father ever lay good Christian beating on you? Were you raised by joos?

An uppity attitude? All I said was that I'm not going to clean anything. And neither of my parents ever laid a hand on my sister or me. Whenever we did something bad they gave us a stern talking to. My parents raised us without any religious influence. My father was raised Southern Baptist and my mom was raised Catholic. However, due to the religious differences on both sides of the family, my dad's parents hated my mom's parents, and my mom's parents hated my dad's parents, so they decided that they were going to raise my sister and me to be non-religious.

[Claire]

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So no chick nuts. Got guy nuts? Or are you half and half?

With your attitude, I am not in the least bit surprised you are a virgin. Even a drunk heathen has standards at 3 A.M.

If by "chick nuts", you're referring to ovaries, yes, I have them. If by "guy nuts" you're referring to testicles, no, I do not have them. Polycystic Ovary Syndrome means that my ovaries have hundreds of tiny cysts on them.

And I am a virgin by choice. I've never dated a boy or even kissed a boy (and before you accuse me of being a lesbian, I'm not one). In high school, while all my friends were having their "boyfriend troubles" I was studying. I had no desire to be involved in boyfriend drama.