[Nobar King]

Re: Hello...

You believe that women are less than human. You believe that in cases of rape, the rapist is the victim and the woman who is raped is a harlot, who somehow provoked the attack. I even recall someone on here saying that even small children who get raped are harlots and were dressed like sluts. You believe that women's only purpose in life is to cook dinner, have babies, and clean the house. You believe that it's okay to marry girls as young as 13. You believe that females are the possessions of men. You believe that we are mentally deficient. I could go on and on about your views towards women.

You sure are one hypercritical feminazi bitch. Are you always on the rag, or did we just luck out on this one?

[Claire]

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You sure are one hypercritical feminazi bitch. Are you always on the rag, or did we just luck out on this one?

And you sure are quick to hurl insults at people. And no, I'm not "always on the rag". I have two medical problems called Polycystic Ovary Syndrome and Endometriosis that require me to take continuous contraceptive pills in order to stop my period. And before you get all up on my case, I am a virgin, therefore I am NOT taking the pills as actual birth control.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello...

You believe that women are less than human. You believe that in cases of rape, the rapist is the victim and the woman who is raped is a harlot, who somehow provoked the attack. I even recall someone on here saying that even small children who get raped are harlots and were dressed like sluts. You believe that women's only purpose in life is to cook dinner, have babies, and clean the house. You believe that it's okay to marry girls as young as 13. You believe that females are the possessions of men. You believe that we are mentally deficient. I could go on and on about your views towards women.

Oh, like all of what you wrote is bad. Must is all be about you?

[James Hutchins]

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And you sure are quick to hurl insults at people. And no, I'm not "always on the rag". I have two medical problems called Polycystic Ovary Syndrome and Endometriosis that require me to take continuous contraceptive pills in order to stop my period. And before you get all up on my case, I am a virgin, therefore I am NOT taking the pills as actual birth control.

So... those are the two conditions they told you about..... No mention of the fact you appear to have a syphilis ravaged brain, hence the reason to have you on medication so you do not produce diseased babies.....

Funny, the longer you talk to someone, eventually, the truth comes out.

[Claire]

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You're very negative aren't you? What about God's promise of eternal life? Having the blind see and burning witches - surely there must be something for you not to whine about?

Although the blind being able to see again is a good thing, burning witches is a bad thing. I live in Massachusetts, very close to Salem. Despite how long ago they were, the Witch Trials still hang heavy on the shoulders of all of Massachusetts' moral people. And before you accuse me of being a witch, I'm not one; I simply do not condone the murder of them.

[Claire]

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So... those are the two conditions they told you about..... No mention of the fact you appear to have a syphilis ravaged brain, hence the reason to have you on medication so you do not produce diseased babies.....

Funny, the longer you talk to someone, eventually, the truth comes out.

That is a very rude thing to say, James. I have never engaged in sexual activity, therefore I cannot have syphilis. Please do not make light of my medical conditions.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Although the blind being able to see again is a good thing, burning witches is a bad thing. I live in Massachusetts, very close to Salem. Despite how long ago they were, the Witch Trials still hang heavy on the shoulders of all of Massachusetts' moral people. And before you accuse me of being a witch, I'm not one; I simply do not condone the murder of them.

I believe that yesterday, when I had to leave for a flight to Tulsa, Claire here was asking me to point out where I found evidence of her obsession with the occult.

Well, defending witches for one, but that is not what I was talking about yesterday. She has a link on her profile to her youtube page. There, you will find plenty of videos of cats. Cats are familiars for witches.

Also, she is a fan of both the Dune series, by noted God-mocker Frank Herbert, and the even less Godly AND MORE occult Lord of the Rings series. Both books series are full of wizards, mysticism, bizarre rituals, talking trees, giant worms, drug addicts, elves, sadistic nuns, and other occult monstrosities.

So, there you go. The evidence of your occult obsession that you were looking for!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That is a very rude thing to say, James. I have never engaged in sexual activity, therefore I cannot have syphilis. Please do not make light of my medical conditions.

God is in charge of handing out diseases you God-mocking harlot. He has already given you cooter rot, so He can give you the syphilis too, if the mood strikes Him.

You see, when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), you should know that it was God that did it to you. Let's look in the book of Ezekiel, the one I was named after:

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

There, now doesn't that make you feel better? Can't you see now why it's in your own best interest to give your miserable life over to Jesus? He can wipe the rot right out of your cooter! Praise Jesus He can do it!!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Claire, if I may without sounding too rude...
You are just a little girl. You are barely 18. Yet you waltz in here thinking you somehow know the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? Most of the members on here are intelligent, learned, older men. They've extensively and thoroughly studied the Bible, therefore they are authoritive on lecturing about spiritual matters to uneducated, ignorant, wet-behind-the-years girls like you.

Even our good Pastor Ezekiel, who while young, was a genius savant at a very young age. He's just a tad older than you and even HE knows the Truth!

So, why should we believe you when you say your viewpoints on God or how to treat women are correct? You wouldn't listen to a 4 year old if they started lecturing you on how to live, right?

So why would we listen to you?

[Claire]

Re: Hello...

God is in charge of handing out diseases you God-mocking harlot. He has already given you cooter rot, so He can give you the syphilis too, if the mood strikes Him.

You see, when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), you should know that it was God that did it to you. Let's look in the book of Ezekiel, the one I was named after:



There, now doesn't that make you feel better? Can't you see now why it's in your own best interest to give your miserable life over to Jesus? He can wipe the rot right out of your cooter! Praise Jesus He can do it!!

Cooter rot? You're sick! Polycystic Ovary Syndrome is the accumulation of cysts on the ovaries. It's also characterized by the wrong hormone signals being sent to the brain, resulting in either too many or too few periods (in my case, it was too many). And Endometriosis is the benign growth of uterine tissue in other parts of the body. Although both of these conditions are female reproductive health conditions, NEITHER of them affect the vagina.

You say very hurtful things, Pastor Ezekiel. How dare you say that I have "cooter rot", and that I have a miserable life!

[Claire]

Re: Hello...

Claire, if I may without sounding too rude...
You are just a little girl. You are barely 18. Yet you waltz in here thinking you somehow know the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? Most of the members on here are intelligent, learned, older men. They've extensively and thoroughly studied the Bible, therefore they are authoritive on lecturing about spiritual matters to uneducated, ignorant, wet-behind-the-years girls like you.

Even our good Pastor Ezekiel, who while young, was a genius savant at a very young age. He's just a tad older than you and even HE knows the Truth!

So, why should we believe you when you say your viewpoints on God or how to treat women are correct? You wouldn't listen to a 4 year old if they started lecturing you on how to live, right?


So why would we listen to you?

I'm not "barely" 18, I AM 18.

And my views on how women should be treated are very valid, considering how I AM a woman and I know how I want to be treated. Not to mention the fact that the law of the land agrees with me on many things concerning the treatment of women. For example, you guys think it's okay to beat your wife, heck, you even encourage men to do so. But in the real world, spousal abuse is a crime.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You say very hurtful things, Pastor Ezekiel. How dare you say that I have "cooter rot", and that I have a miserable life!

Anyone with True Christian eyes can see that you are miserably unhappy and filled with hate. And worse yet, by rejecting your one hope of Salvation (Jesus Christ, son of God, who temporarily suffered and died on the cross at Calvary for our sins), you are digging your own hole to hell.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved feminazi trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Claire]

Re: Hello...

Anyone with True Christian eyes can see that you are miserably unhappy and filled with hate. And worse yet, by rejecting your one hope of Salvation (Jesus Christ, son of God, who temporarily suffered and died on the cross at Calvary for our sins), you are digging your own hole to hell.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved feminazi trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

Gosh, Pastor Ezekiel sure knows a lot about the journey to hell. Are you speaking from experience, Pastor Ezekiel?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Hello...

Gosh, Pastor Ezekiel sure knows a lot about the journey to hell. Are you speaking from experience, Pastor Ezekiel?

I should also mention that in Hell, demons will eat your pet kittens alive in front of your very eyes. They will rip the flesh apart and suck the tendons like spaghetti. The kittens will "MEW! MEW! MEW!" in sheer agony. Their eyes will be plucked out and used as olives in Satan's martini. Their cute little ears will be sliced off and served as a pizza topping. Their little legs will be crushed and you will hear the crunching of bone as they are eaten alive.

After they are finally swallowed, they come back to life and appear intact. Then the demons slowly start eating them again. The little kittens suffer and mew mew mew. The whole process starts over again...and again...and again...FOREVER.

If you are not willing to save your own soul, are you at least willing to save the souls of those cute little kittens of yours????

[Claire]

Re: Hello...

I should also mention that in Hell, demons will eat your pet kittens alive in front of your very eyes. They will rip the flesh apart and suck the tendons like spaghetti. The kittens will "MEW! MEW! MEW!" in sheer agony. Their eyes will be plucked out and used as olives in Satan's martini. Their cute little ears will be sliced off and served as a pizza topping. Their little legs will be crushed and you will hear the crunching of bone as they are eaten alive.

After they are finally swallowed, they come back to life and appear intact. Then the demons slowly start eating them again. The little kittens suffer and mew mew mew. The whole process starts over again...and again...and again...FOREVER.

If you are not willing to save your own soul, are you at least willing to save the souls of those cute little kittens of yours????

My cats are guaranteed a place in heaven. They have never wronged anyone.