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  • Miss April
    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 685
    #121
    Re: Hello...

    Claire the catfreak Troll Why don't you and loser friends go troll some other site cause your not welcame here anymore Ps Everybody is Right your Cats will burn in hell forever and so will you with the devil trying too rape you Over and ever again it will naver Stop Ejoy The fire Claire!

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      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
        Forum Member
        • May 2009
        • 666
        #122
        Re: Hello...

        Originally posted by Claire View Post
        And if I do leave, how do I know you won't post my information anyway?
        Prof. Bessemer is a good True Christian(tm) with outstanding morals. He gave you his word. Now don't push your luck...
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        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

        Hosea 9:7
        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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          • Spaghettilover
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2009
            • 1
            #123
            Re: Hello...

            Originally posted by Claire View Post
            And if I do leave, how do I know you won't post my information anyway?
            You don't... Leave while you can Claire!!!

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952
                #124
                Re: Hello...

                Originally posted by Claire View Post
                And if I do leave, how do I know you won't post my information anyway?
                YOU DON'T!!!

                But if you apologize for being a lying troll NOW, I swear before God that I will reveal no more of your personal info.

                But do it quickly!
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952
                    #125
                    Re: Hello...

                    Originally posted by Spaghettilover View Post
                    You don't... Leave while you can Claire!!!
                    The tard is back. Can we get a Mod to ban this one again?
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                      • Professor Bessemer
                        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2009
                        • 2952
                        #126
                        Re: Hello...

                        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                        The tard is back. Can we get a Mod to ban this one again?
                        That was quick! See Claire, we really don't suffer fools gladly.

                        Apology ready hon?
                        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 666
                            #127
                            Re: Hello...

                            Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                            The tard is back. Can we get a Mod to ban this one again?
                            That was quick. Gotta love housekeeping around here!
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                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                            Hosea 9:7
                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                              • Claire
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 51
                                #128
                                Re: Hello...

                                Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                                YOU DON'T!!!

                                But if you apologize for being a lying troll NOW, I swear before God that I will reveal no more of your personal info.

                                But do it quickly!

                                Fine, I'm sorry.
                                But I would have you know, that the head of every woman is Christ; and the head of the man is the woman; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #129
                                    Re: Hello...

                                    Originally posted by Claire View Post
                                    Fine, I'm sorry.
                                    And? Do you renounce satan and all his works? Come on, don't stop now!
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Miss April
                                        Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 685
                                        #130
                                        Re: Hello...

                                        Originally posted by Claire View Post
                                        Fine, I'm sorry.
                                        Good freak Now go away and don't came back!

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                                          • Professor Bessemer
                                            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                                            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                                            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2009
                                            • 2952
                                            #131
                                            Re: Hello...

                                            Originally posted by Claire View Post
                                            Fine, I'm sorry.
                                            And as I am a man of my word, I will reveal nothing else. But let that be a lesson to you, young lady!

                                            Trolling will lead you to Hell eventually and to who knows where here on earth.
                                            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                                            Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                                            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                                              • Bethany Covington
                                                Woman, but possibly Saved(R)
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 71
                                                #132
                                                Re: Hello...

                                                Isn't it a crime against humanity when one young "lady," and I say that with a smirk, can take a wife and mother like me away found her baking and other wifely duties? I know stoning is a bit harsh so can we set up a public whipping, lets say at Sundays service and punish this young lady? I sure Brand and all the other men would love to hear her squeal like a pig as her tender young bottom gets spanked. We ladies can bake cookies while you men folk do your Godly work.
                                                Yours in Christ,
                                                Bethany Angelica Covington

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