[James Hutchins]

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After reading these posts, I agree wholeheartedly that being a methodist doen't cut the mustard with Jesus. Is there any way I can join this fine True Christian congregation long distance? I'd be happy to mail my tighes to LBC. I'm ready to jump on the Jesus Train.

Tithes, not 'tighes'.

Read, no, memorize the KJV1611 Bible. Beleive in it with all your heart and soul.

And Jesus does not 'ride the train'. Who do you think He is, 'Box Car Willie'?

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

After reading these posts, I agree wholeheartedly that being a methodist doen't cut the mustard with Jesus. Is there any way I can join this fine True Christian congregation long distance? I'd be happy to mail my tighes to LBC. I'm ready to jump on the Jesus Train.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank you for a lucid response, Mr. Wright. I believe I do as well. I was raised in a methodist family, and honestly try to be a good person.

So what you really mean to say is that you were raised a false Christian, which is what the Methodless are. An excellent example of their blasphemous teachings can be seen in your contention that "trying to be a good person" somehow earns you a spot up in Heaven. Nothing could be further from the truth. God says that your good works are as filthy rags. I have an excellent sermon on the subject HERE.

Works are a product of faith, not the other way around. You should take a closer look at just these verses.

Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works:
Shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.
James 2:18

But Salvation is through faith, for the jews could do work too, and yet Jesus said they're damned if they do not believe in Him.

Also:

For by grace are ye saved through faith;
And that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast.
Ephesians 2:8-9

And that's what you false Christians do all the time, brag and boast about your so-called works. If man can work himself into Heaven, then Jesus sacrifice would be in vain.

Repent, heretic!

I have many faults and am far from perfect, but again, I consider myself a christian.

Plenty of queers "consider themselves a Christan" too, but that doesn't make it so. Unless you are BLOOD BOUGHT, then you are just as hellbound as those queers.

True Christians(tm) are sin-free, friend. When a person is Saved, salvation is assured (Romans 8:1).

[Bethany Covington]

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Nosir, no gangs for me. In fact, we don't allow them in south east NC. We don't allow homo's hippies and negro lovers either. We round them all up and put them on I-95 North. Pretty much don't care where they wind up once they get past the capital (Richmond,VA).

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Someone please advise. I'm being most sincere in my search for salvation.

Thanks,

Sigh, so you and your family single handedly ruined the state of Connecticut for me and my family. While your at it, could you please do something about that pest Luther?

[Johnnyboy]

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No, sir. I've got a 15hp outboard for my jonboat

[James Hutchins]

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Son, you paddle a canoe?

[Johnnyboy]

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Mr. Hutchens,

I said we rounded up negro lovers, not the negroes themselves. We aren't stupid down here. The reference to Richmond as the capital was of course referring to the capital of the confederacy. In short, once the negro lovers, homo's ect. pass the Mason-Dixon, we don't care where they wind up.

[James Hutchins]

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Nosir, no gangs for me. In fact, we don't allow them in south east NC. We don't allow homo's hippies and negro lovers either. We round them all up and put them on I-95 North. Pretty much don't care where they wind up once they get past the capital (Richmond,VA).

As far as my methodist background, will that prevent me from being saved? I went home during my lunch hour and pured out all the beer from my fridge. Is that a good start? I'm also planning on attending chuch Sunday.

Someone please advise. I'm being most sincere in my search for salvation.

Thanks,

Nothing wrong with negoes boy. Somebody's got to do the work the wife is not able to. No racists here at Landover.

You seem a little confused. You claim to live in NC but refer to Richmond, VA as the capital.

Your past is your past provided you denounce your previous evil ways, promise to live verbatim by the KJV1611 Bible and the suggestions of the Landover Elders. Being you are not financially well off, I think you need to reconsider how long it will take to pay off the 2X son. Tithing is not cheap for a young man. It has to be to prove your commitment to God and the Church.
Dumping the beer onto Gods' land was a bad thing. You should of asked for guidance. We have a disposal unit available to all, no matter the race, creed or religious affiliation. All you need to do is FedEx it overnight, packed in dry ice. PM me for the address.

[Johnnyboy]

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I'm buying my double wide, so I'm paying the bank to sleep under it's roof. But I'm not paying rent, if thats what you mean, sir. My trailer and the 2 acres of land it sits on will be mine in less than 5 years. My pick up is paid for, of course.

[Nobar King]

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Do you own your own homestead, or are you giving away your salary to sleep under someone else's roof?

[Johnnyboy]

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Nosir, no gangs for me. In fact, we don't allow them in south east NC. We don't allow homo's hippies and negro lovers either. We round them all up and put them on I-95 North. Pretty much don't care where they wind up once they get past the capital (Richmond,VA).

As far as my methodist background, will that prevent me from being saved? I went home during my lunch hour and pured out all the beer from my fridge. Is that a good start? I'm also planning on attending chuch Sunday.

Someone please advise. I'm being most sincere in my search for salvation.

Thanks,

[James Hutchins]

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Ah, a Meth-Hood-ist. I know about your kind. Got big drims of ether at the 'church' don't you boy? You in a gang?

[Johnnyboy]

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Thank you for a lucid response, Mr. Wright. I believe I do as well. I was raised in a methodist family, and honestly try to be a good person. I have many faults and am far from perfect, but again, I consider myself a christian.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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God sets the standard, we just follow it.

[Johnnyboy]

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DOF File??? Cover story??? Real deal??? That sounds just a little bit on the parinoid side to me, pardner. All I said was I'm a christian, but don't attend church on a regular basis. My beliefs are mine, and if they aren't up to your stringiant standards(whatever that may be), then oh well.....