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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #16
    Re: Hello There

    You totally missed the point of my concise wit. Jews are atheists. All that synogogue, Ram's-Horn-blowing, eating-gefilte-fish is just for show. The heart of the Jew is unabashed atheism. Name a famous Jew. Quick.

    Einstein? Atheist.
    Marx? Atheist.
    Streisand? Atheist.
    Harvey Fierstein? Atheist AND a homer! (ouch!)
    Etc.

    They put more effort in their occupations as doctors and lawyers than they do with their own spiritual well-being. That is my point.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Hello There

      Originally posted by Ace~TheQuestioner View Post
      I was born, I did not ask. You claim that Jewish people are bad but where do the first 5 books come from? What was Jesus born? Those answer are the same Judaica

      I demand nothing more than is your duty to the lord. Taunting me for some which I had no control over is mighty unchristian like.

      Is god's word eternal?
      We are not taunting you, we are witnessing to you. Jesus isn't some limp-wristed hippie like all those false Christians tell you, He's a Manly man who is coming back to earth any day now with a flaming sword sticking out of His mouth! It's going to be payback time for you hebes too, so you might want to pack a fireproof suit with you on your trip to Israel. You don't even capitalize God's name, so you are undoubtedly on Christ's shortlist boy.

      By the way, Jesus is not a damned joo. Read THIS.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #18
        Re: Hello There

        By the way, Ace, do you even realize the meaning of your signature?

        Originally posted by Sig
        Judge not, that ye be not judged.For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
        Now, you're probably of the misguided liberal quasi-Christian persuasion that that verse simply means "Judge nobody!". Am I right? Or in the internet parlance, amirite? IF you take a good, hard look at Scripture, what it clearly says that you shouldn't judge somebody IF, AND ONLY IF, you are guilty of the same sin as well.

        So, if you are a homosexual and taking poppers at parties and doing speed and you preach to your congregation: "Homos will burn in hell! We need to stop homos!", then yes you are guilty of what Jesus is saying right here.

        However, if you are a Bible-believing True Christian(tm), and you tell an atheist they are wrong for what they are believing, YOU ARE DOING NOTHING WRONG. You are not being a hypocrite. You are not judging another for your own sin.

        Now, do we have that clear? (Now is the time to go change your sig to something more appropriate)

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        • Ace~TheQuestioner
          Unsaved trash, teen God-mocker
          • Jun 2009
          • 21

          #19
          Re: Hello There

          I do understand my signature's nature I do not do any of the things you just mentioned.
          Pastor Ezekiel I know what I have been taught and all of my life I have been taught that Jesus was born of a Jewish mother and that Abraham and his children the "Jews" hold a covenant with the Lord.
          Is that word true or not?
          Judge not, that ye be not judged.For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
          Doubt is humble and that is what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting stuff* dead wrong.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: Hello There

            Originally posted by Ace~TheQuestioner View Post
            I do understand my signature's nature I do not do any of the things you just mentioned.
            Pastor Ezekiel I know what I have been taught and all of my life I have been taught that Jesus was born of a Jewish mother and that Abraham and his children the "Jews" hold a covenant with the Lord.
            Is that word true or not?
            Of course not. That's what the joos feed everybody. Jesus' father is God Almighty! Are you trying to claim that God is a damned hook-nosed joo too?

            Did you read the thread I posted proving that my Savior is no yid?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Ace~TheQuestioner
              Unsaved trash, teen God-mocker
              • Jun 2009
              • 21

              #21
              Re: Hello There

              I read what is in the book and that is what is in there.

              As for what is online I take it with a grain of salt, you cannot preach anti-semitism to me.
              Judge not, that ye be not judged.For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
              Doubt is humble and that is what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting stuff* dead wrong.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Hello There

                Originally posted by Ace~TheQuestioner View Post
                I read what is in the book and that is what is in there.

                As for what is online I take it with a grain of salt, you cannot preach anti-semitism to me.
                We are preaching Christianity, son. That's all. If you joos would just quit your whining and get perfected, everything would be fine.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Ace~TheQuestioner
                  Unsaved trash, teen God-mocker
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 21

                  #23
                  Re: Hello There

                  So God's word is not Eternal! It is a text that can be edited to suit the pen holder!?
                  Wow, I did not know that!

                  Jesus never once preached Christianity. He preached a Reform in the Jewish religion. Not christian. He certainly was not white either, It is the dessert it is just not possible.

                  I still can't get an answer for these questions. Is God's word Eternal Or Is it another text that can be changed, edited to suit the pen holder?
                  Judge not, that ye be not judged.For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
                  Doubt is humble and that is what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting stuff* dead wrong.

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                  • Bethany Covington
                    Woman, but possibly Saved(R)
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 71

                    #24
                    Re: Hello There

                    Originally posted by Ace~TheQuestioner View Post
                    I am here ask questions hence the name.

                    that is all.
                    Well, let me ask you something. Are you a good witch or a bad one?
                    Yours in Christ,
                    Bethany Angelica Covington

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                    • Ace~TheQuestioner
                      Unsaved trash, teen God-mocker
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 21

                      #25
                      Re: Hello There

                      I am not a witch Why can't I get an answer?
                      Judge not, that ye be not judged.For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
                      Doubt is humble and that is what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting stuff* dead wrong.

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                      • Mechanix
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • May 2009
                        • 122

                        #26
                        Re: Hello There

                        Originally posted by Bethany Covington
                        Well, let me ask you something. Are you a good witch or a bad one?
                        Does it make a difference? I'm a good witch!!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Hello There

                          Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
                          Does it make a difference? I'm a good witch!!
                          Don't come in here blaspheming. The Holy Bible says to kill witches. Not some, but all. There is no such thing as a "good" witch, and you know it!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Mechanix
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • May 2009
                            • 122

                            #28
                            Re: Hello There

                            And yet, you still haven't done it yet. I appreciate the compliment though. (That God cares enough about us to actually move us way up on the list of Blasphemies.)

                            How come Bethany gets to say there's such a thing as a good witch?? (I think I like her)

                            Can you post that "prayer against witches" thing again? I think I'm addicted to the tingly sensation that comes from it. That and for some reason it makes the whole room smell like strawberries. (what's that about??)

                            Keep up the good work, Pastor.
                            By the way, what kind of salary do mechanics make in Freehold? I'm thinking of relocating.

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                            • Tertius The Scribe
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2009
                              • 452

                              #29
                              Re: Hello There

                              Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
                              By the way, what kind of salary do mechanics make in Freehold? I'm thinking of relocating.
                              You stay far, far away from Freehold, boy. Very, very far away, unless you have a sick desire to invoke God's fury upon your unrepentant soul.

                              Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                              All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                              • Mechanix
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2009
                                • 122

                                #30
                                Re: Hello There

                                Well I am kind of curious to see what that would be like. But really, what do they pay mechanics in Freehold? I'm Certified in automotive electrical too! everyone needs a good mechanic!

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