Sorta saved says hi

[sorta saved]

Hi

My name is jesse, and i have been directed to this site by a joke about it, however i can see noble intent inside the threads. I have two aims here onm this forum. First and foremost is to become closer to god in all things. thgis is the reason for my name you see, i seek to abolish the doubts that linger within my mind.

The second aim, as i stated i was directed to this website by someone making a joke about it. i hope that you will allow me a chance to act as a counterpoint for what my brother, upon reading through, has dubbed "overzealous zealotism".

I look foreward to discussions and such with you all about this most glorious of topics.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Sorta saved says hi

First off, Jessie, there's no such thing as "sorta saved". You either are you are not.

Second, we don't need any counterpoints. We already have a heathen wiccan, a couple of Papists, a confused tranny, and a racist feminazi bulldyke. Not to mention the hordes of incorrigible trolls that wander into here.

Best for you to change your name to Fully Saved and Fully embrace the Lord Jesus Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sorta saved says hi

I hope your third goal is to become more proficient in grammar, spelling and punctuation. God cares about the details, Jesse.

How old are you? What church do you attend? Ever read the Holy Bible?

Tell us about yourself.

[sorta saved]

Re: Sorta saved says hi

Ah yes, im afraid my typesetting isnt the very best in the world. I am accustomed to proofreading my work after submitting and editing over it, however this forum has no edit button. I supose its a good reason to get better.

I am 18 years old, and unfortunatly i do not attend church. As much as i would like to things tend to get in the way alot, i work most nights and through the weekends, and study all day. I ha ve read through the bible several times, however i have a hard time "getting it". It was so much easier at school when it was being explained and interpreted with discussion.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Sorta saved says hi

Jessie, you are a girl right? At 18 years of age the world can be a very overwhelming, confusing place. I live in California. If you are local, I'd be more than happy to sit down with you in a private location for some one-on-one Bible Study. I promise you I will devote my full attention to you.

[sorta saved]

Re: Sorta saved says hi

Im on the other side of the world im afraid. Brisbane, Australia.

[Praise be to God]

Re: Sorta saved says hi

Ah yes, im afraid my typesetting isnt the very best in the world. I am accustomed to proofreading my work after submitting and editing over it, however this forum has no edit button. I supose its a good reason to get better.

I am 18 years old, and unfortunatly i do not attend church. As much as i would like to things tend to get in the way alot, i work most nights and through the weekends, and study all day. I ha ve read through the bible several times, however i have a hard time "getting it". It was so much easier at school when it was being explained and interpreted with discussion.

Of course things get in the way when you try to go to church, that's the Devil's dirty, little magic working. The Devil doesn't want you to go to church and will always try to stop you.
If you're having a hard time "getting" the Bible and it's message then you can go to a Bible study group. Make sure you're studying the KJV though, you don't want to "accidently" go to Hell because you picked up the wrong one.
I agree with Rev. Jim Osborne. There's no such thing as "sorta" Saved.