[Brother Scanny]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Tell us of the Sin you committed that led Jesus to hack off your arm.

I did not sin brother it was taken from by a machine at work for cutting wood, called a circular saw brother, that is all.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

forgive your missunderstanding of this situation.......I have been directed here from a sinful website

It is not for you to forgive any alleged missunderstanding (sic).

Do you know anything that doesn't have to do with sucking sphincter, mr star?

Tell Jesus now.

I did not sin brother it was taken from by a machine at work for cutting wood, called a circular saw brother, that is all.

And I suppose this heathen 'machine' is also responsible for your UnGodly syntax?

[benny1]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

I did not sin brother it was taken from by a machine at work for cutting wood, called a circular saw brother, that is all.

dear brother i dont mean to be rude when asking you this how do you fully beat your dear wife with only one arm ? ...i some times struggle with two fully working arms to beat my "life partner" but he is a 20 stone strapping lad ...........

[bloody hand of god]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

I did not sin brother it was taken from by a machine at work for cutting wood, called a circular saw brother, that is all.

Truely you must have sinned for the the Lord to punish you so.


Tell me brother can you still chastise and paddle your wife with only one arm?? If not perhaps you could ask another brother to assist you in her chastisement. I know that I would be happy to help you if I lived closer to you.

[choccy star]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

It is not for you to forgive any alleged missunderstanding (sic).

Do you know anything that doesn't have to do with sucking sphincter, mr star?

Tell Jesus now.

unfortunately my name and main hobby are the same..I have recognised my wickedness and fully intend to repent my sins

[Brother Scanny]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Truely you must have sinned for the the Lord to punish you so.


Tell me brother can you still chastise and paddle your wife with only one arm?? If not perhaps you could ask another brother to assist you in her chastisement. I know that I would be happy to help you if I lived closer to you.

I am able to chastise her with on arm,but wish I were able to have the use of two to get full effect, I thank you for your kind offer brother , I live in a place in the north but alas I cannot utter its name here for fear of offending .

[father yella]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

i am of the opinion that a man can fully chastise his wife single handedly with a great deal of ease. there is nothing more refreshing than the sound of a decent backhander as it contacts her unruly flesh.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

i some times struggle with two fully working arms to beat my "life partner" but he is a 20 stone strapping lad ...........

You filthy, sick, perverted, <blasphemy deleted>.

Repent now or leave this Godly Place.

[benny1]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

You filthy, sick, perverted, <blasphemy deleted>.

Repent now or leave this Godly Place.

why am i sick and perverted ??

[Brother Scanny]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

why am i sick and perverted ??

Do not put your filthy homosexual words on here you sick man now be gone from this holy place.

[choccy star]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Do not put your filthy homosexual words on here you sick man now be gone from this holy place.

this is a place to honour our God not talk about perversions of the flesh

[benny1]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

oh ok ill be gone from this place .... and here was me looking to be saved

[Brother Scanny]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

oh ok ill be gone from this place .... and here was me looking to be saved

You cannot be saved until you at least wash your mouth out with soap and water and never utter those kind of remarks again...

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

why am i sick and perverted ??

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination."

oh ok ill be gone from this place .... and here was me looking to be saved

You need to stop doing all those UnGodly acts with the Jet's, bunny, if you wish to be Saved(tm).

[benny1]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

You cannot be saved until you at least wash your mouth out with soap and water and never utter those kind of remarks again...

shall i wash my ring aswell .... ?