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  • Brother Scanny
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 26

    #1

    Greetings Brothers and Sisters

    Hello there,
    I've just signed up to this forum and I must say it makes a refreshing change to have some decent folk talking a lot of good, The internet nowadays is so full of shameful sinful goings on, I have feeling my time here will be meaningful, and I will find peace with you all, brothers and sisters.

    Praise the lord and peace be with you all Brothers and sisters
  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #2
    Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

    What Church do you currently attend? Where are you from? Tell us of a time when God has blessed you.
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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    • Brother Scanny
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2009
      • 26

      #3
      Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

      I am currently between churches brother, I live in Great Britain, And I am blessed everyday my brother.

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      • Johnnyboy
        True Christian™ fisherman
        • Jun 2009
        • 801

        #4
        Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

        Originally posted by Brother Scanny View Post
        I am currently between churches brother, I live in Great Britain, And I am blessed everyday my brother.
        Do you read the KJV1611 bible? Are you married? If so, does your good wife bake pies? By between churches, do you mean you are actively searching for a new church to attend?

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        • Brother Scanny
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2009
          • 26

          #5
          Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
          Do you read the KJV1611 bible? Are you married? If so, does your good wife bake pies? By between churches, do you mean you are actively searching for a new church to attend?
          I brought my bible from WH Smiths it was on offer for £5.99, Yes I am married yes she bakes pies, I wouldn't say my wife is god all the time, sometime she can be quite wicked

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22912

            #6
            Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

            Originally posted by Brother Scanny View Post
            [...] I wouldn't say my wife is god all the time, sometime she can be quite wicked
            That. sir, is blasphemy! One more and you're banned!
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Brother Scanny
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2009
              • 26

              #7
              Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              That. sir, is blasphemy! One more and you're banned!
              My brother, a spelling error, it should be "good", I have but only one arm, due to an accident at my place of work and typing is awkward for me, please forgive me brother.

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              • father yella
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jun 2009
                • 18

                #8
                Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

                Originally posted by Brother Scanny View Post
                Hello there,
                I've just signed up to this forum and I must say it makes a refreshing change to have some decent folk talking a lot of good, The internet nowadays is so full of shameful sinful goings on, I have feeling my time here will be meaningful, and I will find peace with you all, brothers and sisters.

                Praise the lord and peace be with you all Brothers and sisters
                greetings brother scanny, i too am a new member here and i feel like i am at one here already

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                • choccy star
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

                  I too am a new member from the sinful island

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                  • Brother Scanny
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 26

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

                    Welcome my brothers from the island of Blighty, May peace be with you.

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                    • Get Thee Hence!
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 137

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

                      Originally posted by Brother Scanny View Post
                      I have but only one arm, due to an accident at my place of work and typing is awkward for me, please forgive me brother.
                      Tell us of the Sin you committed that led Jesus to hack off your arm.

                      Originally posted by choccy star View Post
                      I too am a new member from the sinful island
                      You sound like you'll last the night

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                      • benny1
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 10

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

                        Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post
                        Tell us of the Sin you committed that led Jesus to hack off your arm.



                        You sound like you'll last the night

                        i think the sin he committed was green laning without asking first ....

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                        • choccy star
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

                          I can feel the light of the Lord from this site.

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                          • Get Thee Hence!
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 137

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

                            Why is it that you trolls seem to oft 'hunt' in packs?

                            You seem fearful of something.

                            Care to tell Jesus?

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                            • choccy star
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

                              Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post
                              Why is it that you trolls seem to oft 'hunt' in packs?

                              You seem fearful of something.

                              Care to tell Jesus?

                              forgive your missunderstanding of this situation.......I have been directed here from a sinful website

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