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Hello brothers and sisters! I joined this site in hopes to become a better Christian. Please welcome me as you would the lord.
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Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.
Are you saying you are Our Very Own Lord and Savior?Originally posted by JeremiahSchmidt View Post
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.
I feel so ashamed. I did not capitalize Lord. I merely assumed any good christian website would capitalize it automatically. What is the world coming to. I humbly apologize for my transgressions and I will seek forgiveness from JesusComment
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Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.
Why no, Nurse Clampett. I am merely saying that as followers of Jesus we should treat each other with dignity and respect hither to unknown to the unwashed heathens of blue states. I wish to be a better christian and hope this website can show me the way.Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View PostAre you saying you are Our Very Own Lord and Savior?Comment
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Not to hasty now. I am sure he is faithful and already has prayed for redemption.Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View PostAre you saying you are Our Very Own Lord and Savior?We are the ones who will be saved. We that are of the one true faith that will give us access to our Great Lord's Kingdom!Comment
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Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.
You could start by capitalizing Christian and by sharing with us your favorite passage in the Bible.Originally posted by JeremiahSchmidt View PostMatthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.
Leviticus 20:13 is my favorite verse:
It gives me hope knowing our lord condones us killing homosexualsIf a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.Comment
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Welcome, Jeremiah! It's kind of expected for new people to open up about themselves...what church they attend, how many kids they have, where they live, etc.
Make yourself comfortable here.Comment
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The Holy Bible also tells us to obey secular laws. So unless you live in some mudslime patch of desert where stoning sodomites is still allowed, I'm afraid you're out of luck. That's why we True Christians(tm) lobby and pray so hard to get the U.S. Constitution scrapped and the KJV1611 Bible put in it's place.Originally posted by JeremiahSchmidt View Post
Please tell us more about yourself. What church you attend, etc.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.
How very nice of you to stick up for your friend. What other things do you do for your friend? Nothing unnatural I hope.Originally posted by Bob the Reviver View Post
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.
Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View PostHow very nice of you to stick up for your friend. What other things do you do for your friend? Nothing unnatural I hope.
If you are suggesting I am a gay...you should be shot. I would never stoop as low as a damned homosexual. Nor would I enjoy the prospect of being a gay in hell.We are the ones who will be saved. We that are of the one true faith that will give us access to our Great Lord's Kingdom!Comment
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You should never talk about or think about shooting a True Christian™, especially when there are so many more deserving heathens about.
Tbut then you did say....
Seems a tad subliminal..........If you are suggesting I am a gay...you should be shot. I would never stoop as low as a damned homosexual. Nor would I enjoy the prospect of being a gay in hell.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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True, I am sorry. But being called one of them is just so humiliating.Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
It's a good thing I am not and never will be a homo.We are the ones who will be saved. We that are of the one true faith that will give us access to our Great Lord's Kingdom!Comment
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Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.
How do you know? Have you been tested at God's good Glory Hole?Originally posted by Bob the Reviver View PostIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.
Are you threatening me? Threatening a nurse and a Christian woman? I hope you feel good about yourself. I'll pass your threat along to the FBI.Originally posted by Bob the Reviver View Post
If you are suggesting I am a gay...you should be shot. I would never stoop as low as a damned homosexual. Nor would I enjoy the prospect of being a gay in hell.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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