[Bob the Reviver]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

Are you threatening me? Threatening a nurse and a Christian woman? I hope you feel good about yourself. I'll pass your threat along to the FBI.

No disrespect Nurse Clampett, but you directly hinted/accused that I was gay. I am not and never will be gay, if those thoughts were ever forced into my head by the devil I would immediately seek relief through prayer to our Lord. Both you and I know that gays are in sin, so why would you accuse/hint at that? If you do not believe that I am of the Baptist faith see my posts for proof.

[JennyD]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

Leviticus 20:13 is my favorite verse:

My Bible doesn't say that. What false Bible are you quoting from?

True Christians(tm) use only the King James 1611 Bible.

This particular verse changes from calling their action an abomination before God to "detestable". Do you see the difference? The pro-sodomy authors have downgraded Homerism from ABOMINATION to merely "detestable".

This is why it is important to use only the One True Bible.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

Nurse Clampett is a medical practitioner and healer. Sher makes health statements based on her examinations.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

No disrespect Nurse Clampett, but you directly hinted/accused that I was gay. I am not and never will be gay, if those thoughts were ever forced into my head by the devil I would immediately seek relief through prayer to our Lord. Both you and I know that gays are in sin, so why would you accuse/hint at that? If you do not believe that I am of the Baptist faith see my posts for proof.

I have seen your posts. You and Jerry seem way too queer for each other not to be homos.

[Bob the Reviver]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

I have seen your posts. You and Jerry seem way too queer for each other not to be homos.

I hope you are joking.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

I hope you are joking.

I'm not.

[Bob the Reviver]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

I'm not.

Go about your ways Nurse, but I am not even slightly homosexual. Not only is it absolutely wrong and disgusting but why would I chose to suffer damnation? I wouldn't that is the thing.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

What kind of sicko perverted pornography are you posting here? You need to be whacked up side the head with a KJV1611 Bible pronto!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

I hope you are joking.

In all the years I have known Nurse Clampett, I have never seen her joke or laugh. She takes what she does deathly seriously.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lord, Take me into your arms.

Go about your ways Nurse, but I am not even slightly homosexual. Not only is it absolutely wrong and disgusting but why would I chose to suffer damnation? I wouldn't that is the thing.

According to all available evidence, you are not slightly homosexualistic. Utterly flaming Homer, yes.
We have no idea why you would chose to be a Homer and know toy are doomed to eternal damnation in Hell.

What the heck does this mean?

I wouldn't that is the thing.

Is that some gay code for talleywacker pulling?