[Adramelech]

Re: hello

A true Christian like Brother Bathfire does not judge, that is one of God's many jobs. We are not nor are there any racists at Landover! That is rather insulting and disgusting to even contemplate. Brother Bathfire is a trained interventionist and is acutely aware of a persons affinity for imbibing and demon alcohol. He is capable of pinpointing it at 1,000 yards and more capable of its' disposal. So, if he determined you are a typical unemployed drunken red-faced injun, then I am sure he is correct.

You are contradicting yourself and Brother Bathfire is Judging off of stereotype. I am not an uneducated, unemployed alcoolic, I am a successful entreprenuer.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: hello

You are contradicting yourself and Brother Bathfire is Judging off of stereotype. I am not an uneducated, unemployed alcoolic, I am a successful entreprenuer.

Congratulations!! How are things in the dreamcatcher/ wolf t shirt business?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: hello

You are contradicting yourself and Brother Bathfire is Judging off of stereotype. I am not an uneducated, unemployed alcoolic, I am a successful entreprenuer.

I'm not going to comment on the spelling and grammar errors in this short post. What I will note is that you have impolitely jumped into another persons introduction without publishing your OWN introduction. This is rude.

If you were as smart as you say you are you would have read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. You would have paid particular attention to the "noobs" thread. You would have published your own introduction in the Introduction sub forum under General Church Fellowship.

This is your opportunity to rectify your mistake. Please follow the directions I laid out for you. When you do make your introduction please be both polite and informative. And please, apologize for your indiscretion.

Thanks!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello

Brother Lazarus, it was probably the booze that enabled him to be so careless.

[Adramelech]

Re: hello

I'm not going to comment on the spelling and grammar errors in this short post. What I will note is that you have impolitely jumped into another persons introduction without publishing your OWN introduction. This is rude.

If you were as smart as you say you are you would have read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. You would have paid particular attention to the "noobs" thread. You would have published your own introduction in the Introduction sub forum under General Church Fellowship.

This is your opportunity to rectify your mistake. Please follow the directions I laid out for you. When you do make your introduction please be both polite and informative. And please, apologize for your indiscretion.

Thanks!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

You are correct I will introduce myself and make apologies where necessary.(I didnt press the "h" button hard enough haha)

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello

You are contradicting yourself and Brother Bathfire is Judging off of stereotype. I am not an uneducated, unemployed alcoolic, I am a successful entreprenuer.

I knew English was not your first language.

How! You wantum firewater?

Now, wasn't that just as poorly written as your drivel?

[Widow Green]

Re: hello

Not only do you murder your husbands, you insult our fine Pastor Ezekiel by insinuating he has a mental condition, then you give her the erroneous advice that she shouldn't listen to him?

Lady, day by day, I'm beginning to tolerate less and less of you.

I resent that remark! I did not murder my husbands, the jury said so

[Johnnyboy]

Re: hello

I resent that remark! I did not murder my husbands, the jury said so

Black Widow I mean Widow Geen,

If the jury or juries cleared you, Ok. But you do have to admit that any man that says "I do" to you is not long for this earth.

[Widow Green]

Re: hello

I resent that remark you old crone. I don't even allow asparagus into my house!


Maybe you need to recall a certain Scripture that commands you to obey the pastor.

Old crone! what about respect your elders, wash your mouth out young man. Although I do agree, asparagus is the devils vegetable anything that turns wee a funny colour cannot be right.

I will try and respect you Pastor, but you have to refrain from calling me an old crone. Maybe you can suggest how I can become a better person. I will take instruction from the good pastor.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: hello

You are contradicting yourself and Brother Bathfire is Judging off of stereotype. I am not an uneducated, unemployed alcoolic, I am a successful entreprenuer.

So why ain't you workin?

[Johnnyboy]

Re: hello

Old crone! what about respect your elders, wash your mouth out young man. Although I do agree, asparagus is the devils vegetable anything that turns wee a funny colour cannot be right.

I will try and respect you Pastor, but you have to refrain from calling me an old crone. Maybe you can suggest how I can become a better person. I will take instruction from the good pastor.

You never DID tell us how old you are. You have to do more than try and respect Pastor Zeke. He is a True Christian that deserves full respect. I suggest you get on your knees now and ask Forgiveness from The Lord for insulting an Ordained Pastor of His True Church.

God Bless

[Widow Green]

Re: hello

Black Widow I mean Widow Geen,

If the jury or juries cleared you, Ok. But you do have to admit that any man that says "I do" to you is not long for this earth.

He may not be long for this earth but he will depart a happy man

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: hello

He may not be long for this earth but he will depart a happy man

Just what are you implying?

[Widow Green]

Re: hello

You never DID tell us how old you are. You have to do more than try and respect Pastor Zeke. He is a True Christian that deserves full respect. I suggest you get on your knees now and ask Forgiveness from The Lord for insulting an Ordained Pastor of His True Church.

God Bless

Does the Lord give the good Pastor free rein to insult a poor widow woman, where is His Christian spirit? If I have offended the Ordained pastor of Landover I fall to my knees now and await instruction on how to redeem myself.

[Widow Green]

Re: hello

Just what are you implying?

Surely it is a wife's place to make her husband happy.