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hi..i'm angels,a young woman from England....i am a very happy individual with a great outlook on life...i try to reason sensibly without the need to insult or hurt others,but inevitably i will say something that maybe offends someone elser...so i am saying sorry for my outspoken outbirsts,i'm a christian and love god...i am grateful for every breath i take,i think that we all take the lord for granted,however,i like to think that i live and behave in a manner that is appropriate,and hopefully here i'll be able to chat with like minded folk.....thankyou for having me...
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Hello Miss angles,Originally posted by angels View Post
Welcome to LBC.Do you mind telling what church you attend? Do you read the KJV1611 Bible? Do you know how to make biscuits and gravy? Also, I couldn't helt notice that you capitolized England, but did not do so to God or Lord. Nationalism is a fine thing(as long as you don't live in a commie country or France) but please don't forget what side your bread is buttered on. Also, do you happen to know anything about outboard boat motors?
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thankyou for the welcome...no i don't know anything about outboard motors...i make good buiscuits and gravy....and no i don't live in a commie country and i can't stand france...
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Unless you find your "Shift" key I am going to show you the door. Your posts make Jesus dizzy and leave the rest of us scratching our heads.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Welcame Sister angels dear to Gods Favorite forum Which Church do you go to? What's your favorite Bible verse? Please tell us more about yourself
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Excellent - feel free to post anything about France here. It is a country filled with lazy, self-appointed, atheist philosophers, and hairy women who are all Catlix.Originally posted by angels View Post[...]and no i don't live in a commie country and i can't stand france...sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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What is it about you English and your lazy punctuation? Can't you see that the ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD AND EVERYONE ELSE IN IT uses a space after punctuation? What makes you so special that you aren't required to conform to this simple convention? Is your keyboard broken? (That's a rhetorical question, because I know that your keyboard isn't broken; something else might be, though).Comment
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Lawd hab mercy! We got ourselve a ton of white folk from across da ocean, latley. I'm guessin Gawd hisself has fosaken them. Well he always did love America da best.Originally posted by angels View Post
Welcome to LandoverEverybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Welcome, Sister Angels, to God's Favorite (or Favourite, as you Red Coats like to call it) Forum.
Now tell us, how many little Christian Warriors have you raised?Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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Welcome Angels, I too am from Britain and new to the forum. Take no heed from Pastor Ezekiel, he has a facination with the shift key. He could possible have a touch of Aspergers syndrome without realising it although he is a fine and mighty man.Comment
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In twelve words or less please explain the meaning behind your forum name...Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.Comment
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Not only do you murder your husbands, you insult our fine Pastor Ezekiel by insinuating he has a mental condition, then you give her the erroneous advice that she shouldn't listen to him?Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
Lady, day by day, I'm beginning to tolerate less and less of you.
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I resent that remark you old crone. I don't even allow asparagus into my house!Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
Maybe you need to recall a certain Scripture that commands you to obey the pastor.
Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Sir,i apologise to you most sincerely.Thankyou,for trying to correct me in the errors of my ways.Iam so grateful to you.
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