[Isabella White]

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What is this?! Is this your idea of a decent introductory message, Miss Casper? For your information, this is what we require from you, so please make this a priority — at your earliest convenience!

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I am a little concerned, thinking Casper hadn't seen your invitation to E- but no, the latter was quoted by the former in this post:

I've highlighted the actual reply which was easy to miss in the confusion. Perhaps it's semaphore?
It is not for me to show that "invoicefbr" or "E-" are coopted by spiritual forces of dubious intent. After all, as Jesus said, it's up to them to establish that they're not.
Luke 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.
A valuable heads up from Jesus.

It's all quite mysterious, Sister Mitza. I'm sure the internet has not reached the dark continent of Africa so where are the responses coming from?

[MitzaLizalor]

Welcome E- Mart. I don't see a history of you. In any event, we would like for you to write a summary of your walk with Jesus.

I am a little concerned, thinking Casper hadn't seen your invitation to E- but no, the latter was quoted by the former in this post:

https://invoicefbr.com/"
ohny Joe Hold;n2074426[/URL]]sperbab;n2077225]

Welcome E- Mart. I don't see a history of you. In any event, we would like for you to write a summary of your walk with Jesus. That we might save someone from Darkest Africa is always something we are ready to do.

ys

I've highlighted the actual reply which was easy to miss in the confusion. Perhaps it's semaphore?

Demonic symbols for Christians are just symbols. They have no power.

Colossians 1:13 [God(verse 10)] hath delivered us from the power of darkness, and hath translated us into the kingdom of his dear Son

Nevertheless, in demoniacs symbols trigger psychotic episodes. Perhaps they hear voices or have visual hallucinations (for example the loon in his fire [above] is certainly seeing things, probably stars or flashing lights, that aren't really there) with a well-known instance being the so-called "ban the bomb" symbol. Here it is in semaphore:

Then converted into a demonic symbol as a line drawing:

N + D	add circle

The "symbol" (in this case a broken cross to mock Christ) is merely overlaying the N of Nuclear with the D of Disarmament. Satan uses it to trigger civil unrest and, as anyone caught up in a "protest march" will be aware, demonic possession is rampant when that happens. What about the YS symbol contrived by a similar expedient? you may be wondering. It's a great question and readily answered:

Y + S	add circle

It is not for me to show that "invoicefbr" or "E-" are coopted by spiritual forces of dubious intent. After all, as Jesus said, it's up to them to establish that they're not.

Luke 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

A valuable heads up from Jesus.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Casperbab---Welcome to our informative site. Please go to the introduction page and tell us about yourself. Are you, too, from Nigeria?

[Casperbab]

Welcome E- Mart. I don't see a history of you. In any event, we would like for you to write a summary of your walk with Jesus. That we might save someone from Darkest Africa is always something we are ready to do.

ys

[Madame Frottage]

Forgetting is another thing, however.

Well put, and remember an elephant never forgets.

[Isabella White]

I was here around 2013, introduced myself and got unfriendly responses and insults about my country and continent. I was forced to speak out and defend myself because I never read about Landover Baptist before coming here. I remember a name from that event which is Pim Pendergast. I apologised that day but still got my account deleted. Hope you guys have forgiven me, for exchanging words with people old enough to be my parents and grandparents.

Well, well. If you watch your words, and mind your business, and do not bring false teachings onto , then we might forgive. Forgetting is another thing, however. Just do your best, and see to it that you listen to every valuable bit of teaching that we bring your way from the glorious . After all, it is YOUR soul that is in danger. We, the followers of the have no such concerns, being as we are washed in glorious, soul-saving, redeeming !

[Johny Joe Hold]

Sounds like you come from a racist part of the world. What kind of place is N-word-ia? It must be hard to have self respect coming from a dark cesspool like that.

We're all trying to keep this discussion about Nigeria on a respectable plane. Earlier posts addressed what seems to be the very sin God condemned Adam and Eve for, nakedness. We need to establish whether people in that country cover themselves or are committed to that sin. I'm hoping we will learn Nigerians are trying to dress, to cover their sinful bodies, as God wants them to do.

[Madame Frottage]

Sounds like you come from a racist part of the world. What kind of place is N-word-ia? It must be hard to have self respect coming from a dark cesspool like that.

[James Hutchins]

Are you some sort of jigaboo?

[MitzaLizalor]

Hello Felix, I'm glad you're looking for The Truth which is more accurately described in The Bible than any other publication. Since you've only just joined the forum, some details about your walk with Christ would be appreciated – because even catholics will post here promoting their own perverse dogma as though they have some sort of insight into God's word.

Mostly that means claiming He meant the opposite of what He said, for some reason that escapes me.

^{Welcome to Landover}

[felixgranger77]

Hey, welcome back! Sorry you had a rough experience before you didn’t deserve that. It’s good to have you here again, and no hard feelings at all.

[MitzaLizalor]

I'd be reluctant to eat a Nigerian casserole, as I'm sure would the self-employed Hollywood hopefuls you mentioned.

They're not really self .employed, are they.

[MatthiasMorgan]

Praise Jesus that you have returned to this Sanctified Web Tabernacle to beg forgiveness from the Elect! Glory!

Now, let me assure you, this is Landover Baptist Church, where forgiveness is freely available, provided you crawl on your belly like the worm you are, confess every sin in agonizing detail, and wire a generous love offering to the Landover Building Fund (we accept PayPal and most major credit cards).

We remember Pim Pendergast, the spiritual pit bull of our flock, who once called down holy fire on a Boy Scout Jamboree for serving decaf coffee. That man does not forget, and neither does Jesus, unless you make it worth His while.

You say you “exchanged words” with our elders. Brother, that is like exchanging fists with a grizzly bear. Did you think you would not be mauled? This is a Bible-based, Spirit-filled, insult-slinging ministry where we correct the lost with the loving subtlety of a brick through a stained-glass window.

But look, you seem sorry. And the Lord loves a repentant heart. So repeat after me:

I am an unworthy sinner. I had the nerve to have a country and continent I failed to renounce immediately upon registration here. I dared speak back to the Church’s Elders instead of prostrating myself in awe. I am sorry, sweet Jesus, and also to the Moderators, who are holier than Jesus in matters of banishment

Now, friend, if you truly want absolution, you can demonstrate it the old-fashioned way: by baking 100 communion casseroles, cleaning the Pastor’s holy Jacuzzi with a toothbrush, or sponsoring our Landover Baptist Mission to Convert Hollywood Prostitutes.

We forgive. Because we are better than you.

In Christian Love (the hard, angry, Old Testament kind)

[Elmer G. White]

Mr. Niger, I am not sure if Jesus will see your Faith as sincere but perhaps you could help me with a practical issue. A few days ago a Nigerian widower contacted me. Apparently, I had an uncle in Nigeria that I never knew and sadly, he's passed away in Christ. He wanted to leave his substantial inheritance to a True Christian man^TM of good reputation and that would be yours sincerely. My uncle's name was Adam Blessed Adegboyega, esq., and his assets were approximately 12 million USD. I now only need to send the widow 50,000 $ for the legal transactions, which I find quite reasonable. So, basically, all is being taken care of. However, I wonder if you knew my uncle as all you Hamites tend to know each other, don't you!? My question is as follows: Do you think that the verse Amos 6:10 is applicable in this situation?

Amos 6:10
And a man's uncle shall take him up, and he that burneth him, to bring out the bones out of the house, and shall say unto him that is by the sides of the house, Is there yet any with thee? and he shall say, No. Then shall he say, Hold thy tongue: for we may not make mention of the name of the LORD.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer