Some liberal Satanists stole my password!

[Rev. Dwight Williams]

Warm saluterations, my brothers and sisters! It's been some time since I been on this here internet, but my grandson got me one of them fancy "smart phones" and now I'm surferizin' all over this here web!

The internet ain't the same friendly place i remember, friends, for it has been overrun by evil liberals, feministers and them alphabet people. Mind as you go!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Welcome and thank you for your post, Rev. Williams. We here at Landover Baptist would like to know what denomination you are affiliated with. Your avatar looks a bit high churchy.

[Isabella White]

And, to you, dear Mr. Williams, I do extend a warm and gracious We are so pleased that you have found us in the midst of this complicated — and somewhat confusing — interwebs galaxy.

I must mention, though, that we do require a bit of information from you. Our requests are posted at the top of our cordial Introduction Forum, but I am only too pleased to include them here — for your benefit!

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

You see, we need this information so that our menfolk in the Faith Department can conduct their extensive and thorough investigative work into your personal background details. I do hope that you will provide this information to us at your earliest convenience — thank you!

May bless you, as you seek — here, at .

[MitzaLizalor]

I've heard that the higher the collar the lower the Church. It's difficult to make out the details of your collar. Here are two examples.

Pastor Bolz-Weber	Rev. Dr Edward Pusey
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1969 –	1800 – 1882

The "pastor" is a "low church" Lutheran and the Rev'd doctor represents "high church" Anglicanism, altogether then a fairly broad spectrum. Where you'd fit on that spectrum would be a good way to explain your walk with Christ, how it began and perhaps a supporting Bible passage. Great to see you here! Hell-bound heathens are everywhere as more and more people reject The Bible.

Ruth 2:12 The LORD recompense thy work, and a full reward be given thee of the LORD God of Israel, under whose wings thou art come to trust.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

If Bolz meets Pusey, I'm sure there various highs and lows of deep theological intercourse.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

If Bolz meets Pusey, I'm sure there various highs and lows of deep theological intercourse.

If they do ever happen to meet, it will surely be in the fiery furnaces of Hell.

[MitzaLizalor]

If [Bolz-Weber and Dr Ed. Pusey] do ever happen to meet, it will surely be in the fiery furnaces of Hell.

Ew! Do they have Anglican services in the nether regions? Lutherans, infra dig as soon as they started murdering peasants being as hostile to the new boy as they were to his predecessor, are a moot point here. Upon how many murders does Pusey lounge, his cleric's furniture being notably well-stuffed?

Jesus is the answer.

[travis touchdown]

damn that sucks

[jorkindapeanitzvance]