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  • Stoned Joe
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2026
    • 1
    #1

    Hello!!! Hello!!!

    My name is Joseph McCluskey, better known as Stoned Joe. "Stoned?" you may ask. Well, it's not because of any old demonweed. It's because I've been stoned to figurative death through the power of his never ending love and have been reborn as a true believer.
    I am so blessed, pleased, fortunate, rich in love, and blessed to be here.
    I hope to get to know you all better very soon.

    Obadiah verse 4: Though you ascend as high as the eagle,
    And though you set your nest among the stars,
    From there I will bring you down,” says the Lord.
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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14616
      #2
      Let me be the first to welcome you and thank you for such an encouraging verse. God looked after The Israelites so well that after 40 wilderness years and grinding all their purloined gold to nothing (on day 40) they were able to buy provisions for 3 million odd using money.

      Deuteronomy 2:5-7 Meddle not with them; for I will not give you of their land, no, not so much as a foot breadth; because I have given mount Seir unto Esau for a possession. Ye shall buy meat of them for money, that ye may eat; and ye shall also buy water of them for money, that ye may drink. For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

      The wretches did not appreciate this benefit of commerce, so God sent Obadiah to announce a smiting. Christians are assured that He will care for every need just as He cared for Israel, all those years ago.

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        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
          An old soul
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 5075
          #3
          Praise the Lord, is this Ponce reincarnated? His mother will be so delighted.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12953
              #4
              Dr. Toole--Seems like we have seen this person with other names.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Madame Frottage
                  Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
                  • Jan 2025
                  • 258
                  #5
                  Maybe he's some old Joe shmoe from the Lombardy region of Italy. Mais non, non relation to our family.
                  I evvy Lot's wife, I wish I tasted good on poisson d'frites!

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457
                      #6
                      Hey, Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14616
                          #7
                          Maybe to dispatch his old name (McCluskey) so he can mess around with another one, something more Lombardic (because McCluskey sounds too Irish) he may think. I hope he's OK. Or he may not think, of course. People say there could be a Kawésqar, or Patagonian, branch of the McCluskeys but I've not heard that confirmed.

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