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  • Stoned Joe
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2026
    • 1

    #1

    Hello!!! Hello!!!

    My name is Joseph McCluskey, better known as Stoned Joe. "Stoned?" you may ask. Well, it's not because of any old demonweed. It's because I've been stoned to figurative death through the power of his never ending love and have been reborn as a true believer.
    I am so blessed, pleased, fortunate, rich in love, and blessed to be here.
    I hope to get to know you all better very soon.

    Obadiah verse 4: Though you ascend as high as the eagle,
    And though you set your nest among the stars,
    From there I will bring you down,” says the Lord.
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14608

    #2
    Let me be the first to welcome you and thank you for such an encouraging verse. God looked after The Israelites so well that after 40 wilderness years and grinding all their purloined gold to nothing (on day 40) they were able to buy provisions for 3 million odd using money.

    Deuteronomy 2:5-7 Meddle not with them; for I will not give you of their land, no, not so much as a foot breadth; because I have given mount Seir unto Esau for a possession. Ye shall buy meat of them for money, that ye may eat; and ye shall also buy water of them for money, that ye may drink. For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

    The wretches did not appreciate this benefit of commerce, so God sent Obadiah to announce a smiting. Christians are assured that He will care for every need just as He cared for Israel, all those years ago.

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    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
      An old soul
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 5075

      #3
      Praise the Lord, is this Ponce reincarnated? His mother will be so delighted.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12945

        #4
        Dr. Toole--Seems like we have seen this person with other names.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Madame Frottage
          Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
          • Jan 2025
          • 254

          #5
          Maybe he's some old Joe shmoe from the Lombardy region of Italy. Mais non, non relation to our family.
          It's a tragic world we are in when women pick the bear, and men watch from their cuck chair. 🥹

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