HI YA'ALL

[Little Amy]

Hi, My name is Amy and I'm 18 yrs old. I have led a unsaved life till recent. But I have Just found Jesus. And then I found ya'all. This looks like the right place to learn the real Jesus.

With you in Christ, Amy

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HI YA'ALL

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Amy.

How many soldiers for Christ have you produced so far? What's your husband's favorite pie?

[Luther T Washington]

Re: HI YA'ALL

Hi, My name is Amy and I'm 18 yrs old. I have led a unsaved life till recent. But I have Just found Jesus. And then I found ya'all. This looks like the right place to learn the real Jesus.

With you in Christ, Amy

Well welcome Miss Amy. It is apparent from your ersatz dialect that you want to be from from the Southern part of the USA. Where do you hail from? What church do you attend? Do you enjoy collard greens and hog jowls as much as I do?

By the way Amy, it is spelled "y'all".

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: HI YA'ALL

As my good friend Luther pointed out, it is "y'all" not "ya'all". Are you trying to put a scam on God's favorite forum?

What church do you attend? What part of the South do you live in? In what unit did your great great grandfather serve under Bobby Lee?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Little Amy]

Re: HI YA'ALL

Well let's see, where to begin. I live in coon possum hollar in the middle of the mountains here in Arkansas. I am not married yet. And I got no yungin's. I'm just 18 ya know. There is no true church close by, just them penticosts- you aut to here them wail for Jesus. So I have been studying on my own. So thats why I come here. Found out already to get ya a good feller, I need to make a shoefly pie as good as grandma's. I'm real close. She has the best, got lot's o ribbions to prove it. But my great great grand daddy and his brothers did fight for the south. Didn't do much after uncle Buck got licked at pea ridge.

Around here, the delicasee is pickled tomatos and fried catfish.

PS: I how my spelling is right. We ain't got no fancy school here like they do down in Little Rock. But we ain't got none of them darkies around here, so it did have some benifits. Well I'll guess I will looks around here some more. Yousall shure know how to make a little girl feel welcome.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: HI YA'ALL

Well let's see, where to begin. I live in coon possum hollar in the middle of the mountains here in Arkansas. I am not married yet. And I got no yungin's. I'm just 18 ya know. There is no true church close by, just them penticosts- you aut to here them wail for Jesus. So I have been studying on my own. So thats why I come here. Found out already to get ya a good feller, I need to make a shoefly pie as good as grandma's. I'm real close. She has the best, got lot's o ribbions to prove it. But my great great grand daddy and his brothers did fight for the south. Didn't do much after uncle Buck got licked at pea ridge.

Around here, the delicasee is pickled tomatos and fried catfish.

PS: I how my spelling is right. We ain't got no fancy school here like they do down in Little Rock. But we ain't got none of them darkies around here, so it did have some benifits. Well I'll guess I will looks around here some more. Yousall shure know how to make a little girl feel welcome.

Well thank you for the clarification. Welcome to God's favorite forum. If you desire to learn proper grammar, spelling, punctuation and sentence structure, don't hesitater to ask. My good friend Luther T. Washington is a "darkie" but his command of the English language is impeccable and he really enjoys helping. It will make him happy if you ask him for help.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: HI YA'ALL

I was looking at Amy's avatar and it suddenly reminded me of something. About 3 weeks ago I was doing some serious research on the internet examining the vile spread of pornography that has taken over the web, and I could've swore I seen Amy's picture somewhere. I believe I've seen it on a Russian site featuring underage lolitas and teen girls. I am quite sure this is her because I spent a vast amount of time on the site, gathering materials for research so I could deliver my Sunday Sermon: Internet Porn: www.TheRoadToEternalHellfire.com by satan@hell.com

So Amy, fess up. I know your real name is Natalya and you're from the Ukraine. It's not wise to come here being dishonest.

[failmachine]

Re: HI YA'ALL

As my good friend Luther pointed out, it is "y'all" not "ya'all". Are you trying to put a scam on God's favorite forum?

What church do you attend? What part of the South do you live in? In what unit did your great great grandfather serve under Bobby Lee?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

It's also not english, its slang, slang does not have a correct spelling it varies in local language barriers . Welcome to the forum (im new 2)

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: HI YA'ALL

It's also not english, its slang, slang does not have a correct spelling it varies in local language barriers . Welcome to the forum (im new 2)

"Slang" is not acceptable on God's Favorite Forum. American English is to be spoken at all times. For those that have grown up in a culture where American English is not spoken, such as Great Britain, Australia, Canada, or Bermuda, help is available. Just ask.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[failmachine]

Re: HI YA'ALL

"Slang" is not acceptable on God's Favorite Forum. American English is to be spoken at all times. For those that have grown up in a culture where American English is not spoken, such as Great Britain, Australia, Canada, or Bermuda, help is available. Just ask.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

It does exist in american english. American english Y'all or whatever does not exist as a actual word. Thus im speaking american english. Actually im speaking english that way i cant be divided into british or american english. Sup dude hardcore? I think (y)!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: HI YA'ALL

It does exist in american english. American english Y'all or whatever does not exist as a actual word. Thus im speaking american english. Actually im speaking english that way i cant be divided into british or american english. Sup dude hardcore? I think (y)!

Y'all is a proper contraction in American English. It is NOT slang. If you were an American and not some smarmy Brit or a condescending Yankee you would know this.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: HI YA'ALL

Ouch. I think I'm getting eye cancer.

[failmachine]

Re: HI YA'ALL

Y'all is a proper contraction in American English. It is NOT slang. If you were an American and not some smarmy Brit or a condescending Yankee you would know this.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Yup, your great too. It's slang it isnt in the dictionary = slang.

Gameover.

P.S Britain suxz, British Empire during it's reign biggest/best/powerful ever. Best country imo, Canada, friendly, self-sufficent, good political system, dont agree with the gay thing, bar that it's good.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: HI YA'ALL

Yup, your great too. It's slang it isnt in the dictionary = slang.

Gameover.

P.S Britain suxz, British Empire during it's reign biggest/best/powerful ever. Best country imo, Canada, friendly, self-sufficent, good political system, dont agree with the gay thing, bar that it's good.

Your Brit dictionary mis-spells Color (Colour). Y'all is a proper American English contraction. To deny that means you are an illiterate Brit (quite possible given your butchery of the language), or a Yankee provocateur. Either way, you are abusing God's favorite forum. Jesus weeps.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[failmachine]

Re: HI YA'ALL

Your Brit dictionary mis-spells Color (Colour). Y'all is a proper American English contraction. To deny that means you are an illiterate Brit (quite possible given your butchery of the language), or a Yankee provocateur. Either way, you are abusing God's favorite forum. Jesus weeps.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Please man, just give up, you jesus aint gonna weap over a forum. It's still not in the dictionary so it's slang. American English derives from the Queens english that is 100% proven fact since america became it own state, It HAS always even during the civil war days stated in history it's roots are from Britian. So in-fact AE mispells colour, if you seriously argue about this im not responding to anything you say.

For someone that complained about debating, you realise what you just did there rite ? Im ending this pathetic thing now.

Go get a nice drink, chill and do whatever you do kai ? gud.

Jesus Love You, But..... . I dnt wna respond anymore so bai. I guess I lost.