Introduction

[Emma Sue]

Hello Brothers and Sisters, my name is Emma Sue, and with my husband’s permission, I will tell you about myself. I am a 23 year old Christian woman happily married to a Christian man for 6 years. We have four excellent sons who are growing to be warriors for God. We are God-fearing Baptists, and use only the KJV 1611 bible. We plan on teaching our children to read with the KJV1611 as they will be home schooled. I spend my days reading scripture and tending to the needs of my children and husband, as well as to the chores on our farm while my husband is at work. I appreciate what I see here (such a high standard of Christianity) as it should be!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Welcome, dear sister to God's Favorite Forum™. Your resumé checks out quite nicely! I hope you can regularily join us in praising Lord Jesus Christ as our Savior and rebuking sinners and show them the path to become Saved©. Glad to have you aboard. My name is Rev. Jim by the way, and I'm a televangelist...perhaps you might've seen (and donated?) to me on TV before?

[James Hutchins]

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You seem like a fine woman but I strongly suggest having your husband become a member and confirm he has given you permission to speak.

[Emma Sue]

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Thank you reverend! I do hope to Join you all daily in rebuking those hell-bound heathens that dare blaspheme our Lord and Savior's Righteous name, God and my husband willing (My husband will be monitoring my activity, as it should be, and I must always fulfill my wifely duties like a good Christian woman)! I am ashamed to say that I have not seen you on the television for we do not own one. This may be something I can carefully talk to my husband about! We would be honored to donate to God Almighty's Righteous cause! Praise!

[Brother Lazarus]

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Hello Brothers and Sisters, my name is Emma Sue, and with my husband’s permission, I will tell you about myself. I am a 23 year old Christian woman happily married to a Christian man for 6 years. We have four excellent sons who are growing to be warriors for God. We are God-fearing Baptists, and use only the KJV 1611 bible. We plan on teaching our children to read with the KJV1611 as they will be home schooled. I spend my days reading scripture and tending to the needs of my children and husband, as well as to the chores on our farm while my husband is at work. I appreciate what I see here (such a high standard of Christianity) as it should be!

Welcome Sister Emma! I see you live close to both myself and my good friend Luther. Bonneau is by the shores of Lake Moultrie. I trust you haven't had alligator problems!

Again, welcome!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. I hope you can enjoy some fellowship with some of the ladies here.

What's your best pie? I'm fond of blueberry myself. Do you have any negro problems down there?

What does your husband do?

[Luther T Washington]

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Hello Miss Emma! I am Luther T. Washington from Colleton Co. SC. We are practically neighbors! Welcome to the forum!

I see you are from Bonneau. Do you know LeRoy C. (Cat Fish) Jones? He lives on SC 35 (Dennis Ridge Rd.) just east of town. He works over at the paper mill in Georgetown. He loves to spend all of his spare time pulling cat fish out of that Lake Moultrie. His wife operates a fruit stand on US 52 a few miles south of town. She always has the best watermelons; in season of course.

If you ever have the need for a plumber, my grandsons Iron Bone and Hot Rod are expert pipe layers. I'm sure they would be glad to drive up there to help you!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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[Brother Lazarus]

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is this infernal device working ??

Welcome Met. How about posting your own introduction instead of jumping into someone elses?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Did someone just say something? Or am I just imagining things?

[Emma Sue]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. I hope you can enjoy some fellowship with some of the ladies here.

What's your best pie? I'm fond of blueberry myself. Do you have any negro problems down there?

What does your husband do?

Thank you pastor! My husband says that my best pie is blackberry (They are in season so I am in luck, Picking them right outside my back door)! My husband is currrently working in the Ladson area, Shipping and recieving. He often brings home fabric so that i may sew our sons new clothing! Praise God! He does provide!

[Emma Sue]

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Welcome Sister Emma! I see you live close to both myself and my good friend Luther. Bonneau is by the shores of Lake Moultrie. I trust you haven't had alligator problems!

Again, welcome!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

No Brother Lazarus, no alligator problems! The heathen negros get troublesome though!

[Emma Sue]

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Hello Miss Emma! I am Luther T. Washington from Colleton Co. SC. We are practically neighbors! Welcome to the forum!

I see you are from Bonneau. Do you know LeRoy C. (Cat Fish) Jones? He lives on SC 35 (Dennis Ridge Rd.) just east of town. He works over at the paper mill in Georgetown. He loves to spend all of his spare time pulling cat fish out of that Lake Moultrie. His wife operates a fruit stand on US 52 a few miles south of town. She always has the best watermelons; in season of course.

If you ever have the need for a plumber, my grandsons Iron Bone and Hot Rod are expert pipe layers. I'm sure they would be glad to drive up there to help you!

Praise the Lord! Brother Luther It is a small world indeed! I shall Keep that in mind, thank you! If you (or Brother LeRoy) are ever in need of fresh pound cake (My Father says mine are most delicioud!) Let us know! I believe my husband frequents the fruit stand when our watermelon are sparse, and they are indeed delicious!

[Brother Lazarus]

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Hello Miss Emma! I am Luther T. Washington from Colleton Co. SC. We are practically neighbors! Welcome to the forum!

I see you are from Bonneau. Do you know LeRoy C. (Cat Fish) Jones? He lives on SC 35 (Dennis Ridge Rd.) just east of town. He works over at the paper mill in Georgetown. He loves to spend all of his spare time pulling cat fish out of that Lake Moultrie. His wife operates a fruit stand on US 52 a few miles south of town. She always has the best watermelons; in season of course.

If you ever have the need for a plumber, my grandsons Iron Bone and Hot Rod are expert pipe layers. I'm sure they would be glad to drive up there to help you!

Luther I had no idea that you knew Miss Bertha Jones. I stop by her fruit and vegetable stand whenever I'm though that part of the state. Everything is so fresh! But what I like most is her hot sauce. She calls it "Bertha's Flaming Hot Carolina Sauce. It's every bit as good as the hot sauce George and Peach sell over on Edisto Island.

I've never met LeRoy. Miss Bertha tells me he works very hard and has never been known to be shiftless. She's mentioned that she and LeRoy attend an A.M.E. church, but I figure you'd know more about that than I.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Luther T Washington]

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Luther I had no idea that you knew Miss Bertha Jones. I stop by her fruit and vegetable stand whenever I'm though that part of the state. Everything is so fresh! But what I like most is her hot sauce. She calls it "Bertha's Flaming Hot Carolina Sauce. It's every bit as good as the hot sauce George and Peach sell over on Edisto Island.

I've never met LeRoy. Miss Bertha tells me he works very hard and has never been known to be shiftless. She's mentioned that she and LeRoy attend an A.M.E. church, but I figure you'd know more about that than I.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Yes indeed Lazarus, Miss Bertha does make some fine hot sauce. LeRoy is truly a hard working gentleman. He earned everyminute of that time he spends out on the lake fishing.

If I'm not mistaken the Jonses attend the Moncks Corner A.M.E. Church.

They have two sons now attending college. The older Fish Hook Jones is studying Medicine at Wake Forest and the younger Fish Fry Jones is in pre law at the University of North Carolina.