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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241
    #1

    Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

    Hi there.

    I'm Metatron13.

    I'm confused about many things (grew up in the sixties, and the Methodists, Unitarians, Presbyterians and 12 Steppers have worked me over quite a bit} but I am eager to kick butt for Jesus.

    Do you provide sinners here for us to chastise, beseech, wheedle, torment, and castigate ??

    Or do I have tyo go out and find them ??
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

      Why don't we just start with you? Once we find out what your specialty is, I'm sure you can find someone to instruct in the ways of the Lord.

      Do you have a job. How about a wife?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

          Welcome to God's favorite forum. I sure hope you aren't another one of these chink wannabee anime freaks.

          Please tell us about yourself. What church do you attend now? What's your favorite Bible verse?

          If you'd like to familiarize yourself with our church doctrines, they are summarized HERE.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241
              #4
              Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

              I really like the story of the Levite's Concubine.

              That Bible verse about God blotting out all remembrance of the Amelekites is a good one too . . .
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2241
                  #5
                  Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

                  Hi Nobar,

                  I am a farmer, drive a truck sometimes, and do a little handy man work. Might catch me volunteering to help out some of the locals down on their luck too.

                  Was forcibly retired from a cushy aerospace job about 15 years ago. But I believe Saddam H. might vouch for the effectiveness of some of the gadgets (Instruments of His Holy Wrath) I worked on.

                  Life is good, tormenting the ignorant is becoming a hobby . . .
                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

                      Who is metatron? Is that from some video game anime?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2241
                          #7
                          Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

                          Metatron was a character in the movie Dogma.

                          Mere humans cannot hear God's voice without being destroyed. So Metatron is an intermediary.

                          God accidentally destroyed the first 5 Adams by speaking to them before He realized he needed Metatron.
                          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622
                              #8
                              Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

                              Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
                              Metatron was a character in the movie Dogma.

                              Mere humans cannot hear God's voice without being destroyed. So Metatron is an intermediary.

                              God accidentally destroyed the first 5 Adams by speaking to them before He realized he needed Metatron.
                              So you're saying you are an intermediary between God and normal humans like us? What are you, some kind of Mary-worshipping papist priest? You got a lot of nerve boy claiming you have a two-way CB radio for talking with God.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 2241
                                  #9
                                  Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

                                  Well, the logon ID is more of an acknowledgment of an aspiration. I too would be reduced to an oily stain on the rug should the Lord communicate directly to me.
                                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                                    • Brother Temperance
                                      Senior Usher
                                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                      A very nice young man
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 15621
                                      #10
                                      Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

                                      Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
                                      Well, the logon ID is more of an acknowledgment of an aspiration. I too would be reduced to an oily stain on the rug should the Lord communicate directly to me.
                                      Where does the 13 come from? What happened to the first 12 Metatrons? Have you set up your tithing plan yet?
                                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                        • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                          Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                          Forum Member
                                          • May 2009
                                          • 666
                                          #11
                                          Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

                                          In Judeo-Christian tradition, Metatron is an angel, but it is plainly obvious to see from the name that it is also a robot.

                                          METATRON = ROBOTIC ANGEL THAT REIGNS OVER DARK GALAXIES BEYOND MODERN PHYSICS EQUATIONS.

                                          The coming of Metatron on December 21, 2012 will be linked directly to that of Spaceship Jesus as an example of the SPIRITUAL AND MACHINE BECOMING ONE. Man and Spaceship are One. There will be no "soul", there will be no "machines"...they will unify into one. This is what Spaceship Jesus is.

                                          Transcending all known definitions and labels, hence proof that Webster's Dictionary is false propoganda written by colonies of social insects (ants, bees, and termites) in order to further shove the illusionary Matrix world projected from the psychic hive-mind of GHOST SHARK lying dormant under the Pacific Ocean who is a minion of Satan and answers directly to him. It is plainly obvious.
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                                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                          Hosea 9:7
                                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 2241
                                              #12
                                              Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

                                              Um . . .




                                              Uh . . .




                                              OK.
                                              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                                                • *Rain*
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                  • 22
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Wow, I can already start threads, Praise the Lord

                                                  I would love to give Metatron a chance and all, but I am but a lowly woman who has no right to say anything. If you wise and brave strong and much more intelligent men say his name deserves questioning, then I must obey.
                                                  "Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the mornin' the devil says 'Oh %#$@!!! She's awake!' "

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