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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2026
    • 15118

    #16
    Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

    Originally posted by ProperLovesTalitha View Post
    I never meant to cause such a scandal nor turn on you, Talitha. I hope we can make amends. I hereby apologize to you, wholeheartedly.
    better

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • James Of Lusitania
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2009
      • 15

      #17
      Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

      This is a bit creepy, don't you think?
      Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19)

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2026
        • 15118

        #18
        Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

        Originally posted by James Of Lusitania View Post
        This is a bit creepy, don't you think?
        I get it all the time.
        I think I have more fans than Michael Jackson used to have.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • ProperLovesMissApril
          Repenting of his Sins
          Under Investigation
          • Jul 2009
          • 14

          #19
          Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

          Originally posted by James Of Lusitania View Post
          This is a bit creepy, don't you think?
          It is only creepy because you haven't fully accepted Christ as your Saviour. Once you truly have, love is endless and has no boundaries.

          I'm glad to see a smile from you, Talitha.

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #20
            Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            I get it all the time.
            I think I have more fans than Michael Jackson used to have.
            Sister there was no need to besmirch your angelic demeanor with this example.

            We all know the breadth of your bosoms admirers.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2026
              • 15118

              #21
              Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              Sister there was no need to besmirch your angelic demeanor with this example.

              We all know the breadth of your bosoms admirers.
              Well, with my help, Mr Jackson is now loved be the Media all over the world.
              He went from a no-good broke ex negro to being the most popular dead guy in the world.

              Praise Jesus.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • James Of Lusitania
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2009
                • 15

                #22
                Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

                I have all the faith in God and His Son, but when it comes to this world, I can't be an idiot. Because I can tell you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know I look both ways. Specially when Proper people say they love me.
                Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19)

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                • Theophilus
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 5

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

                  Why, why, Proper, now there's a name I haven't heard of in awhile. How have you been all these years? The last time I saw you we we're both quite bad men doing good things, killing those commie bastards. It must be the work of Our Lord that has brought us both here.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

                    Originally posted by Theophilus View Post
                    Why, why, Proper, now there's a name I haven't heard of in awhile. How have you been all these years? The last time I saw you we we're both quite bad men doing good things, killing those commie bastards. It must be the work of Our Lord that has brought us both here.
                    Sorry, but we don't allow satan to post on God's favorite forum.


                    Your ticket has been punched, maggot. I'm sure your fag buddies will be next.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • ProperLovesMissApril
                      Repenting of his Sins
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 14

                      #25
                      Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

                      Greetings again, True Christians. I have returned after months of good-doing and repenting. I wish to be welcomed with a harm embrace once again!

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                      • ProperLovesMissApril
                        Repenting of his Sins
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 14

                        #26
                        Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

                        Originally posted by ProperLovesMissApril View Post
                        Greetings again, True Christians. I have returned after months of good-doing and repenting. I wish to be welcomed with a warm embrace once again!
                        I meant to say "warm embrace..."

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22380

                          #27
                          Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

                          Originally posted by ProperLovesMissApril View Post
                          Greetings again, True Christians. I have returned after months of good-doing and repenting. I wish to be welcomed with a harm embrace once again!
                          Welcome back Sister. I suppose you spend all that time on studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • ProperLovesMissApril
                            Repenting of his Sins
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 14

                            #28
                            Re: Hello, fellow True Christians.

                            I'm actually a male.

                            Regardless, I did spend this time studying the bible and repenting of my sins. I was also volunteering with our saved elderly. Now I'm back and hope to continue in this new Light.

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