Uh, g'day, mates!

[DrAussie]

So, uh, hello all. I live in PA (though I hate it here...). I'm an Agnostic-Theist. Please don't flame me with that. I just believe that we cannot prove the existence of God, but yet, I still believe in Him anyways. I'm still "soul-searching", so to speak. I believe that the Bible was written figuratively and if not to be taken literally, but feel free to take it however way. I'll respect your opinions as long as you respect mine. After all, wasn't it God Himself who said you should treat your neighbor with respect (or something to that extent)? So far I've been called a queer, been told I'm going to Hell, etc. By saying that, you've broken a commandment: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' I have faith in God that He shalt let me into Heaven and of course I'm not a fag, though I have some queer female friends, I still believe they will go to Heaven since they are Christians. I find God to be a lot more forgiving then most people think He, even to non-believers.

Q&A:

Q: Married, have any kids?
A: No... I'm actually only thirteen. Please don't flame me for that.

Q: Have you repented?
A: Uh, sure. I don't know the exact meaning other than to confess your sins. I guess I do that. I know that at an early age I accepted Jesus into my heart, so I suppose that's it.

Q: Have you been baptized?
A: Not yet.

Q: What is your obsession with those drunken-aussie-knuckle-draggers?
A: I dunno. I just think Australia is cool.

Q: Why are you hear anyways if you aren't a baptist?!
A: I enjoy friendly religious debates. Though so far many of your have been very unwelcoming.

Q: Weren't you banned before?!
A: Um, yes. I'm back though, trying not to be as rude as before (as long as you aren't)

So, yeah. Hi.

[Myron Pollard]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

1. I do not frustrate the grace of God: for if righteousness come by the law, then Christ is dead in vain. (Galatians 2:21)

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

You left out a perfectly good question...
Q: Why do you keep starting stupid new threads for no reason? Can't you just say what you want to say in ONE thread without having to post a new one everytime you have a thought?

[DrAussie]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

You left out a perfectly good question...
Q: Why do you keep starting stupid new threads for no reason? Can't you just say what you want to say in ONE thread without having to post a new one everytime you have a thought?

A: I only have 3 threads, each on COMPLETELY different subjects. I don't see how Billy Mays, Holy crap, or introducing myself fit together. I'm sorry, but you could have politely asked me to not make anymore threads.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

A: I only have 3 threads, each on COMPLETELY different subjects. I don't see how Billy Mays, Holy crap, or introducing myself fit together. I'm sorry, but you could have politely asked me to not make anymore threads.

There's no reason for me to be polite to you. You've come to this forum before, acted like a jackass and got banned. And you're back? How else do you expect me to treat you. A word to wise: Don't act so stupid, don't cause trouble, and accept Jesus Christ as a savior and you'll do alright here.

1) Billy Mays is in hell. We already had a thread covering that.
2) The Holy Crap thread is just a stupid question. Why don't you go to Webster's Dictionary forums and ask where the phrase came from.
3) You don't need to introduce yourself. You've been here before. We know who you are.

Now I will pray to Jesus that you will get some sense into your head and open up your heart and accept him.

[DrAussie]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

There's no reason for me to be polite to you. You've come to this forum before, acted like a jackass and got banned. And you're back? How else do you expect me to treat you. A word to wise: Don't act so stupid, don't cause trouble, and accept Jesus Christ as a savior and you'll do alright here.

1) Billy Mays is in hell. We already had a thread covering that.
2) The Holy Crap thread is just a stupid question. Why don't you go to Webster's Dictionary forums and ask where the phrase came from.
3) You don't need to introduce yourself. You've been here before. We know who you are.

Now I will pray to Jesus that you will get some sense into your head and open up your heart and accept him.

I only acted that way because of the way YOU guys acted.

1) Oh?
2) Websters dictionary doesn't cover religious opinions. It won't say if it's a sin to say that.
3) No, because I completely made a false alias to see how you guys would treat me. I said my name was Robert, it's not, I said I was married, I'm not, I said I was an Australian, I'm not, so no, I never did introduce myself.


I see that time is repeating itself. TIME PARADOX!

Unless you are talking about finding the true religion... hopefully it will be soon.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

Great, so you're telling us you were lying about yourself in your old screen name? So why should we believe you now? You know that bearing false witness is one of the Ten Commandments, right?

It's in your best interest to be totally honest with yourself from here on out.

[Myron Pollard]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

Young man...God doesn't want to remain your enemy and He does not want you to go to hell.

[DrAussie]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

Young man...God doesn't want to remain your enemy and He does not want you to go to hell.

I'm pretty sure He never was my enemy.

Here's a sorta bad metaphor for my predicament:

Lets say your mom was a whore and, as the Bible would say, lied with many men. Though, you never knew this since only one of the men raised you and you thought he was your true father. Now, though, you find out there where many men who could be your father. I WANT to believe that the man who raised me is my father, and I still do, but of course I have my doubts because I cannot truly know without proper proof. Same thing with religion. I hope Christianity is real, but I don't know for sure. So meh.

Great, so you're telling us you were lying about yourself in your old screen name? So why should we believe you now? You know that bearing false witness is one of the Ten Commandments, right?

It's in your best interest to be totally honest with yourself from here on out.

"It's in your best interest to be totally honest with yourself from here on out."

Like I said, I'm starting over. That's all true information up there.

[Myron Pollard]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

First of all,I am sad that your mom laid with multiples of men...but put you trust in Christ....Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to this earth to (1) save you from the GUILT and POWER of your sins and (2) RECONCILE you unto God. Through faith in the blood of Jesus you will escape the wrath to come and joyfully look forward to heaven--and you'll live an overcoming life. God will be your Father instead of your enemy--but only through the blood of Jesus.

[DrAussie]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

First of all,I am sad that your mom laid with multiples of men...but put you trust in Christ....Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to this earth to (1) save you from the GUILT and POWER of your sins and (2) RECONCILE you unto God. Through faith in the blood of Jesus you will escape the wrath to come and joyfully look forward to heaven--and you'll live an overcoming life. God will be your Father instead of your enemy--but only through the blood of Jesus.

It was a metaphor, my mom was only married once and has been for almost 30 years... or so I know. She says I still don't know all the skeletons in the closet. o_O

[DrAussie]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

And Mr. Osbourne, I am appalled! Where do you get off giving me bad rep for supposedly gay (and something else, I forget)? WTF, dude? Why are YOU lying on God's favorite forum, eh? Spreading lies about me? Gossiping? being prejudice? I'm sure God would be very proud of your behavior. Next time do your research before wildly guessing someones sexual orientation. WTH made you post that anyways? Am I giving off gay vibes? Because once someone said I had a feminine voice, but then again that's because I was twelve! Is it because I'm not acting manly enough? IS it because I'm using good grammar? Is it because I said I had lesbian friends? Dude, I'm straight, so stop giving me bad rep. You're not better than an Atheist (moral/action wise) by doing that.

[DrAussie]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

And Mr. Osbourne, I am appalled! Where do you get off giving me bad rep for supposedly gay (and something else, I forget)? WTF, dude? Why are YOU lying on God's favorite forum, eh? Spreading lies about me? Gossiping? being prejudice? I'm sure God would be very proud of your behavior. Next time do your research before wildly guessing someones sexual orientation. WTH made you post that anyways? Am I giving off gay vibes? Because once someone said I had a feminine voice, but then again that's because I was twelve! Is it because I'm not acting manly enough? IS it because I'm using good grammar? Is it because I said I had lesbian friends? Dude, I'm straight, so stop giving me bad rep. You're not better than an Atheist (moral/action wise) by doing that.

I'm sorry Mr. Osbourne, it was Mr. Pollard (or whatever) that said it, not you.

[Miss April]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

It was a metaphor, my mom was only married once and has been for almost 30 years... or so I know. She says I still don't know all the skeletons in the closet. o_O

I'm sure that's just other Lie So you think its funny your Mother is a Whore? what a shock not

[Miss April]

Re: Uh, g'day, mates!

If you want People here to take your Serious then Use Proper Grammer/Spell things right Talk like a good Young boy not a Little Girl or Child and Most of all accept Jesus into your life