[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Only sinners would have impure thoughts about something like a name. Read the bible, live the bible Osborne.

Mark 9:43 "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into Hell, where the fire never goes out."

1 Corinthians 10:13 says: “When you are tempted (God) will provide a way out so that you can stand”.

Listen "Reverend", I don't know what Church you preach at but it surely ain't a Godly True Christian(tm) church. Why are you not quoting from the 1611 KJV? What kind of Hippie bible are you quoting? Better not be that "Message" trash.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Only sinners would have impure thoughts about something like a name. Read the bible, live the bible Osborne.

Mark 9:43 "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into Hell, where the fire never goes out."

1 Corinthians 10:13 says: “When you are tempted (God) will provide a way out so that you can stand”.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. How about heading over to the introduction forum and telling us about yourself. What church do you go to? What are your favorite Bible verses? That sort of information would be appreciated.

Thanks!
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[TC Patriot]

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You are the one looking like a fool. This is a parable. And the "wedding garment" is a metaphor for being saved by Christ. So, Myron is indeed right in using the quote. Because the man was not Saved© (and a homosexual would apply to this), he would be sent to Hell.

Myron did not take this quote out of context. You did.

Rev. Jim, once again you show that the LBC ministers are the most erudite authorities on God and His Word.

Dear Baptists for the Win, I am merely a student of the Bible compared to the LBC pastors but I could beat you on scripture with one brain tied behind my back and I'm just a pup. If you can't hang with the big dogs get out of the yard.

The LBC Pastors are the Biblical experts that Biblical experts come to. If you want to engage is some sort of scriptural debate with these guys expect to get spanked.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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I see by your picture you seem to have several afflictions. (God does have a sense of humor doesn't He?) Perhaps you have been punished for your evil. LOB will put you to the test. So, only time will tell if you are truly saved.

Ain't dat the truth Miz CL? The boy sure is ugly. I'm sure we can pray da ugliness away iffen he truly want to be saved

[glyde69]

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Valvoline, I get the feeling that you are holding a grudge.

Just because my great great great great grand-pappy used to put the whip to your great great great great grand-pappy doesn't mean you have to throw stones.

God Bless and may you live a long life. God knows my "new" life is in it's infancy stages and I hope to pull through with the help of this forum!

[Professor Bessemer]

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Good to see you again Glyde! Any thoughts on a new User Name? I've been praying to Jesus that he cast out the sodomania you were infected with all those years ago.

Have you felt anything change in the part of your body where that disgusting homo went in unto you? I have been concentrating my prayers on that part of your anatomy. I can truly say that the image of your fifteen year old backside being so wrongly violated has hardly left my mind.

Do you know if that queer pervert did anything to your tallywhacker? If so, I'd like to pray about that too.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Hi there Mr. Glyde!

I'm Tammi and I am kinda new here too, but not as new as you. That is so sad what that man did that to you! Did it hurt to got to the bathroom after that? I bet God has totally punished Him and that he is in Hell now!

This place is a really good place to learn about Jesus and the Bible too, make sure it is a KJV Bible though, all the other ones are stupid and worthless.

Anyways, I hope you stick around and don't get banned or anything. C-ya!

Tammi

[glyde69]

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Gosh, I get the feeling some of you guys find it funny what happened to me many years ago.

[Professor Bessemer]

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On the contrary Glyde, I find it a tragedy almost beyond measure that you were humiliated in that way! And you were so young, nubile, and innocent at the time. Son, I have been praying almost without stopping that the Lord cast out the homo tendencies that were forced into you by that awful faggot pervert!

Prayer is the only answer son, and not just your prayers, but out prayers too! Do you reject the homo lifestyle, and the drugs too of course, as wrong and against Jesus?

If so, you are on your way to a new life in the bosom of the Lord! Glory!

Also, as I asked before, did that horrible man do anything to your penis? If he did, I will need to pray for you about that too. Any information you can provide would be greatly appreciated. It will allow me to specifically tailor my prayers to your very regrettable situation.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Valvoline, I get the feeling that you are holding a grudge.

Just because my great great great great grand-pappy used to put the whip to your great great great great grand-pappy doesn't mean you have to throw stones.

God Bless and may you live a long life. God knows my "new" life is in it's infancy stages and I hope to pull through with the help of this forum!

No sir, I ain't neber held a grudge gainst no one. That's cause I is always filled wif da Holy Spirit. Of course, your fambly is burnin in hells fires for their sins but that ain't your fault.
Anyways, Ugly is ugly!

[Johnnyboy]

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Gosh, I get the feeling some of you guys find it funny what happened to me many years ago.

Glyde,

This is a Christian forum. No one here thinks its funny you got rump ravaged. From a Christian standpoint, I must ask, have you turned the other cheek?

God Bless,

[glyde69]

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Professor, nothing I recall happened to my penis. Then again, I don't remember ANYTHING from that day. All court proceedings were proven by toxicology reports and DNA.

[James Hutchins]

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Son, it is all about healing. Put the past behind you and start anew. You are among friends here. We understand about sinners and the nasty deeds they do. Take comfort with True Christians™.

[TC Patriot]

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Valvoline, I get the feeling that you are holding a grudge.

Just because my great great great great grand-pappy used to put the whip to your great great great great grand-pappy doesn't mean you have to throw stones.

God Bless and may you live a long life. God knows my "new" life is in it's infancy stages and I hope to pull through with the help of this forum!

Why are you picking on our Negro? Valvoline is simply asking us to pray the ugly out of him and you attack her.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Professor, nothing I recall happened to my penis. Then again, I don't remember ANYTHING from that day. All court proceedings were proven by toxicology reports and DNA.

Excellent news! It should be easier for you to "pray away the gay" if your penis was never used in sodomitic way.

I will continue to pray for you and what happened to you to help cure you of even the smallest amount of residual gayness. At this point, I see no need for me to pray about your genitalia, unless there was another incident you have not yet mentioned.