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  • I come in peace.
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2009
    • 12

    #1

    Hello. It seems the best way to start.

    Hello Landover Baptist Church. My name is Cristina, and I have been looking at your forum for quite some time now. To be perfectly honest, I haven't liked what I've read. Before you point out my obvious flaws or attempt to give it your best shot, I will do the honors for you. I am a female, I am young, I am not a strong believer in God, (I capitalize this word out of respect to you because I do not wish to come across as hostile.) I am very libralistic, but I do not believe that abortion should be legal, I dislike intolerence and hate, and my spelling isn't perfect. These are just a few of my many flaws that you will possibly exploit, and if you feel the need to, please, be my guest.

    I haven't come here to criticize you for you beliefs, though I am sure at some point, we will come to a place where it will seem like that is my intention. To be completely honest, the only reason I can think of coming here for is understanding. Not about God, but about the people who belong to this forum. I don't expect to be here long before you humiliate, and ban me from your forum. I come here with low expectations of the tolerence from the Landover Baptist Forums, I challenge you to prove me wrong.

    I know that I am not seen as an equal to the men of this forum, though I feel that this is unjust, I will try to respect your beliefs in this matter. I assure you, however, that anything you can do, I most certainly can do as well.

    I have no favorite Bible verses. I haven't read the entire Bible. I do not claim, nor will I ever, to know what God has planned or his beliefs. I know enough of the Bible to know where I stand and why. If necessary I will find and quote the text which will serve as evidence for my beliefs, but unfortunately, I am unable to this day because my Bible is at my house and I am not.

    Please, feel free to ask questions. If you deem it necessary, ban me from your forum. Scorn me, hate me, do whatever you must, but just remember that I have come to you in peace.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

    Do you have your husbands permission to be using his computer?
    I'll bet he doesn't know you are seeking out innocent Christians to persecute them?

    Now, get these silly notions out of your head and go back to the Kitchen. We Women were Created by God to serve our Menfolk, nothing more.

    Oh, welcome to our Boards.

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    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • I come in peace.
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2009
      • 12

      #3
      Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

      I am not yet married, seeing as I am only sixteen. I will be in the kitchen in a few hours, not because I believe that it is my place, but because my nephew will want breakfast when he wakes up. Thank you for the welcome. I must say that it is more than I expected.

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      • Ammiel Habakuk
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2008
        • 79

        #4
        Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

        Originally posted by I come in peace. View Post
        I am not yet married, seeing as I am only sixteen. I will be in the kitchen in a few hours, not because I believe that it is my place, but because my nephew will want breakfast when he wakes up. Thank you for the welcome. I must say that it is more than I expected.
        Too bad you're a minor, I would have liked to get to know such a fine young lady, and teach you the Ways of Jesus the Lord. I hope you manage to find a good Christian husband that won't doubt in giving you the guiding and discipline you so obviously need.
        Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

          Well young lady, I respect your honesty. That is an extremely important virtue to have. It reflects having a backbone and integrity. Being only 16, you have a lot to learn. Think about the choices you have made so far in your short life. Think about the fact that all these choices add up to create the path you are taking in life. Each step may seem insignificant until you look where you are going.
          For example. You live in a beautiful forest. One day, you take a single step out of the forest into the desert. No problem, you turn around, go back to your home and big hot bowl of oatmeal. The next day, you take two steps out into the desert, and again, you return home. Each day, you walk further and further out. A point will come when you cannot make it home in one day. You will stay in the desert over night. No food, no comfy bed, no one around who cares about you. You become disoriented and lost, thirst becomes unbearable, hunger gnawing at you with no relief. Eventually you die a horrid slow death.
          You can step away from God now but a point will come, no matter how badly you need Him, He will not be there for you. Think about it. Is it worth the risk?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • I come in peace.
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2009
            • 12

            #6
            Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

            Sir, I am please that you seem to think that I am a fine young lady. However, I am sorry to say that I do not believe physical violence, or emotional ridicule is permissable, therefore no man will ever touch me with the intent to harm me and if he does, he had better be certain that God is behind him. I apologize for the way this sounds, but I aim to be truthful.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

              Originally posted by I come in peace. View Post
              I am not yet married, seeing as I am only sixteen.
              Well it looks like you have already told lies in the face of God.
              When you signed up to this site our terms and conditions state that you have to be 18 years or over.
              Now, can you give me some good reasons not to ban you for lying to Jesus?

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • I come in peace.
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2009
                • 12

                #8
                Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Well young lady, I respect your honesty. That is an extremely important virtue to have. It reflects having a backbone and integrity. Being only 16, you have a lot to learn. Think about the choices you have made so far in your short life. Think about the fact that all these choices add up to create the path you are taking in life. Each step may seem insignificant until you look where you are going.
                For example. You live in a beautiful forest. One day, you take a single step out of the forest into the desert. No problem, you turn around, go back to your home and big hot bowl of oatmeal. The next day, you take two steps out into the desert, and again, you return home. Each day, you walk further and further out. A point will come when you cannot make it home in one day. You will stay in the desert over night. No food, no comfy bed, no one around who cares about you. You become disoriented and lost, thirst becomes unbearable, hunger gnawing at you with no relief. Eventually you die a horrid slow death.
                You can step away from God now but a point will come, no matter how badly you need Him, He will not be there for you. Think about it. Is it worth the risk?

                Sir, I do believe it is worth the risk. I do not think that I could lie to myself and go to Christ only out of fear. If it is a slow death I must endure, then that is what I deserve. I will accept it without complaint.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

                  Originally posted by I come in peace. View Post
                  Sir, I am please that you seem to think that I am a fine young lady. However, I am sorry to say that I do not believe physical violence, or emotional ridicule is permissable, therefore no man will ever touch me with the intent to harm me and if he does, he had better be certain that God is behind him. I apologize for the way this sounds, but I aim to be truthful.
                  Your statement above in no way is connected to any of the previous comments. There was no mention of physical violence or ridicule. Any inference of harm would of been self induced by you in the example I kindly provided. Please explain yourself in greater detail.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

                    "I come in peace"???

                    What is she, a Martian?

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                    • I come in peace.
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 12

                      #11
                      Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      Well it looks like you have already told lies in the face of God.
                      When you signed up to this site our terms and conditions state that you have to be 18 years or over.
                      Now, can you give me some good reasons not to ban you for lying to Jesus?
                      Ma'am, I put in my correct birth date. If there is a restriction on age, I cannot see why it let me go through. I am not saying that you are lying, I just want you to know that I was honest about my age.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

                        Originally posted by I come in peace. View Post
                        Sir, I do believe it is worth the risk. I do not think that I could lie to myself and go to Christ only out of fear. If it is a slow death I must endure, then that is what I deserve. I will accept it without complaint.
                        Well.... based on this, I have to wonder why you are here. Your mind is made up, the path you plan to take through life is cast in stone. The roadmaps we have to offer are of no value to you, our advice will fall upon deaf ears. Why are you here, child?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • I come in peace.
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 12

                          #13
                          Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Your statement above in no way is connected to any of the previous comments. There was no mention of physical violence or ridicule. Any inference of harm would of been self induced by you in the example I kindly provided. Please explain yourself in greater detail.

                          Sir, I apologize if it seemed like this statement was directed toward you. I neglected to quote Ammiel's statement in which he told me that he felt I deserve disipline. I cannot think of any other form disipline would take.

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                          • I come in peace.
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 12

                            #14
                            Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Well.... based on this, I have to wonder why you are here. Your mind is made up, the path you plan to take through life is cast in stone. The roadmaps we have to offer are of no value to you, our advice will fall upon deaf ears. Why are you here, child?
                            I am here to better understand your views, sir. Contrary to how it seems, my views are not set in stone. Everything has the ablilty to change.

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                            • I come in peace.
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 12

                              #15
                              Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              "I come in peace"???

                              What is she, a Martian?

                              No, sir. I assure you that I am human.

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