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  • Michael..
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    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2009
    • 24

    #1

    Hello Everyone

    Well lets see Rev. Jim Osborne told me to start a introduction thread. To be Nice I figured I would.

    My name is Michael, I live in Salt Lake City, Utah. But wait I'm not Mormon. I'm actually not religious at all. I have been thinking about joining. Maybe this site will help me pick the right religion. I'm 18 years of age. If you guys have any question feel free to ask. I will try to answer the best I can.
  • I <3 My Nsx
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2009
    • 17

    #2
    Re: Hello Everyone

    hello mike my name is Jonathan. are you really not mormon? to me you seem mormon

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
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      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: Hello Everyone

      Well Mikey boy, you've come to the right place. We here at Landover Baptist Church are the right religion. Hopefully you can read through some of the threads here and come to realize what will happen if you stay on the road you are currently on: STRAIGHT TO HELL.

      But do not be frightened. Jesus allows U-Turns for sinners! Read around some other posts. Learn from them.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: Hello Everyone

        Originally posted by Michael.. View Post
        If you guys have any question feel free to ask. I will try to answer the best I can.
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        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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        • angels
          Forum Member, lost in space
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 794

          #5
          Re: Hello Everyone

          Hello Mike, Welcome to God's favourite Forum.

          Straight talking and no fussing is the way to go here.
          If you are honest and open the wonderful people here will welcome you and help you.

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          • Vavoline Johnson
            Mammy
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 960

            #6
            Re: Hello Everyone

            Originally posted by Michael.. View Post
            Well lets see Rev. Jim Osborne told me to start a introduction thread. To be Nice I figured I would.

            My name is Michael, I live in Salt Lake City, Utah. But wait I'm not Mormon. I'm actually not religious at all. I have been thinking about joining. Maybe this site will help me pick the right religion. I'm 18 years of age. If you guys have any question feel free to ask. I will try to answer the best I can.
            We seem to gets ourselves young folk with a lot of free time on der hands. What do you got to offer us here at the Landober? You ain't lookin to marry a bunch of our ladies, is you? Cause we don't practice no poligamy at this here place!
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • Michael..
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              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2009
              • 24

              #7
              Re: Hello Everyone

              Sorry everyone for the late replies. I'm not a troll so no worries there. I'm hoping some of you or if not all of you can point me in the right directions. Look forward to talking with some of you one on one.

              Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
              We seem to gets ourselves young folk with a lot of free time on der hands. What do you got to offer us here at the Landober? You ain't lookin to marry a bunch of our ladies, is you? Cause we don't practice no poligamy at this here place!
              What? I can't believe you are asking me that? What would make you believe that? Thats like me saying your a red neck because what state you lives in.

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Senior Pastor
                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                On FIRE for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5812

                #8
                Re: Hello Everyone

                Originally posted by Michael.. View Post
                Sorry everyone for the late replies. I'm not a troll so no worries there. I'm hoping some of you or if not all of you can point me in the right directions. Look forward to talking with some of you one on one.
                The place to start is with the Bible, and the best way to read the Bible is to follow along in our Bible-in-a-Year forum.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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