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  • 1 NYC Mole.
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2009
    • 21

    #16
    Re: I feel there is hope!!!

    If you guys don't want to help me,
    then piffle OFF. All of you guys are
    a bunch of whimps that talk, but are
    slow on acion! piffle you all then!!!!!
    I told you I was unstable. GOD IS AN
    *expletive deleted*!!!!!!!!!! piffle YOU ALL........

    And if Jesus was so great, he should have
    pulled himself off of that pifflein' cross and
    killed all of those Jews.

    Speaking of Jews, piffle them as well.......
    Last edited by Rev. Jim Osborne; 07-17-2009, 04:46 AM. Reason: Swearing, particularily in the direction of our Loving Father

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    • 1 NYC Mole.
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2009
      • 21

      #17
      Re: I feel there is hope!!!

      Pastor Zeke, either help me or ban me you fucker!

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #18
        Re: I feel there is hope!!!

        Son do not direct your anger at us. These are very busy forums and the pastors live very busy lives indeed so you may not get a response right away. Why do you lash out so readily?

        Do you see my signature? Click on the "Are you a Sinner?!?!" link. That is a prayer that you can say so that you can accept Jesus into your life. Having done that, you will be free of the anger and hatred that you displayed on your last post.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • 1 NYC Mole.
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2009
          • 21

          #19
          Re: I feel there is hope!!!

          [QUOTE=Rev. Jim Osborne;362934]Son do not direct your anger at us. These are very busy forums and the pastors live very busy lives indeed so you may not get a response right away. Why do you lash out so readily?

          Do you see my signature? Click on the "Are you a Sinner?!?!" link. That is a prayer that you can say so that you can accept Jesus into your life. Having done that, you will be free of the anger and hatred that you displayed on your last post. [/QUOTE

          Rev. Jim. Thank you. I just get out of hand sometimes.
          THIS is why I need Jesus in my life, yet nobody wants to
          help me. I am a sinner who wants to get better and restore
          my poor excuse for a life. I am angry at myself. I do not
          want to get banned. I want to be saved. I am sorry for my
          comments. To answer your question, I 'lashout' because I
          am angry, but I love all. Please help me....

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #20
            Re: I feel there is hope!!!

            What you must realize is that when you accept Jesus Christ as your savior, all your sins are washed clean! The drunkeness, the fornication, the hate you feel everyday...all those sins are forgiven by Jesus Christ. Your past does not matter anymore. What matters is you are on the path to True Christianity(tm) by being Saved(c) by Jesus Christ.

            When you pray to Jesus you need to feel Him coming into your heart. You need to feel different and changed. You must realize that as many good deeds that you do, you can only be saved by faith in Christ alone. Become humble, throw yourself on your knees and ask Jesus to save you. He will.

            I recommend you read the Bible everyday. In it there is much wisdom to help us people. Here is an inspirational quote for you...

            2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
            Paul is telling us that once you accept Christ you become a new creature, a new man. Your past of drunkeness and fornication is no more. You are born anew. Read that quote and reflect on it and ask yourself how it applies to you in your current life.

            Yours in Christ,
            Rev. Jim

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • angels
              Forum Member, lost in space
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2009
              • 794

              #21
              Re: I feel there is hope!!!

              Originally posted by 1 NYC Mole. View Post
              If you guys don't want to help me,
              then piffle OFF. All of you guys are
              a bunch of whimps that talk, but are
              slow on acion! piffle you all then!!!!!
              I told you I was unstable. GOD IS AN
              *expletive deleted*!!!!!!!!!! piffle YOU ALL........

              And if Jesus was so great, he should have
              pulled himself off of that pifflein' cross and
              killed all of those Jews.

              Speaking of Jews, piffle them as well.......

              I was so sad reading this. You poor soul. Life has been really cruel to you. But you are here now. I pray for you. Don't give up please.

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              • 1 NYC Mole.
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2009
                • 21

                #22
                Re: I feel there is hope!!!

                Originally posted by angels View Post
                I was so sad reading this. You poor soul. Life has been really cruel to you. But you are here now. I pray for you. Don't give up please.
                Thank you for your kind words Angel....

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                • Brother Lazarus
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1062

                  #23
                  Re: I feel there is hope!!!

                  Welcome to God's favorite forum, mole.

                  You indeed seem distressed. You need to understand that the Pastors and True Christians do want to help you in every way we can. It may be difficult for some to understand the bi-polar behavior you have displayed on this message board, but I do.

                  Put away the bottle, put away the anger. Come to Jesus. Shout Glory!

                  I'll be praying for you. I know the Pastors are.
                  Yours in Christ
                  Brother Lazarus
                  In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                  • angels
                    Forum Member, lost in space
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 794

                    #24
                    Re: I feel there is hope!!!

                    Originally posted by 1 NYC Mole. View Post
                    Thank you for your kind words Angel....

                    You're so welcome mole.
                    I do understand that life's toils are cruel and sometimes it's hard to find a way out.
                    But you really aren't alone.

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                    • 1 NYC Mole.
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 21

                      #25
                      Re: I feel there is hope!!!

                      Originally posted by angels View Post
                      You're so welcome mole.
                      I do understand that life's toils are cruel and sometimes it's hard to find a way out.
                      But you really aren't alone.
                      Thank you Brother Lazarus and Angel. I find
                      your words inspiring. Yes, I did forget to men-
                      tion bi-polar in addition to fornification and
                      drunkeness. I am taking actions towards saving
                      myself.

                      From KJ, I am reading:

                      Fornicators, Romans 1:29
                      Drunkards, 1Corinthians 6:10

                      I need the courage of God and Christ, not the
                      liquid courage that satan has bestowed upon me.
                      I am in a battle with satan. I must prevail.........
                      I feel with the help of the Pastors and the kind
                      Christians here, I can prevail. Thank you..........

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #26
                        Re: I feel there is hope!!!

                        Sounds like you need an exorcism, friend.

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • 1 NYC Mole.
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 21

                          #27
                          Re: I feel there is hope!!!

                          Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                          Welcome to God's favorite forum, mole.

                          You indeed seem distressed. You need to understand that the Pastors and True Christians do want to help you in every way we can. It may be difficult for some to understand the bi-polar behavior you have displayed on this message board, but I do.

                          Put away the bottle, put away the anger. Come to Jesus. Shout Glory!

                          I'll be praying for you. I know the Pastors are.
                          Yours in Christ
                          Brother Lazarus
                          Brother Lazarus, how long did it take for you to become a
                          true Christian? Do you think there is hope for me? I do
                          certainly hope so...............

                          As I sit here drinking beer, it has become my calling
                          my drunkeness is demonic, and is satan's wanting...

                          Condomless sex, booze, and my addiction to porn
                          it's all I know, but let's not forlorne........

                          I can cream many women with my demon seed
                          this is why salvation is my immediate need.......

                          I can drink an ocean of beer, but get very mad,
                          satan is at my door-step and it it very sad.......

                          I am so full of anger, and so full of fear,
                          everyday I hide my face behind tears...........

                          People tried to warn me that I was on the wrong path,
                          and now certainly I will burn in hell, and face God's wrath......

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: I feel there is hope!!!

                            My doctor told me that it's not possible to keep drinking all day long every day and NOT have it affect you. If you drink that much there's no way that you're not going to get fat, and when that happens the women won't be as easy to find. Jesus will still be waiting for you, then, assuming you live that long.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • 1 NYC Mole.
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 21

                              #29
                              Re: I feel there is hope!!!

                              Satan has his hold on me. I am doing my best.
                              Thank you...

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