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  • Levi Douglas
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2009
    • 3

    #1

    Hi Landover Baptists

    Hello fellow brother and sisters in Christ Levi here, I am so glad I found a forum that allows people to seek the truth. I was once lost I was a homosexual until my friend gave me a great product from this site Gay-Away it has changed my life. Praise Christ.
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Hi Landover Baptists

    Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm)! It is good to see another testimony that homosexuality is a choice and not something you are born with. Another win for Jesus!

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Meh
      Unsaved trash
      • Jul 2009
      • 16

      #3
      Re: Hi Landover Baptists

      Your homosexuality is not cured, it will never be cured. And there is nothing wrong with that. Don't listen to those who would try to change you, you are fine the way you are.

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      • Levi Douglas
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2009
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Hi Landover Baptists

        Thank you for the welcome Rev. Jim Osborne I also played that virtual Sodom and Gomorrah known as Oblivion.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: Hi Landover Baptists

          Originally posted by Mehrunes Dagon View Post
          Your homosexuality is not cured, it will never be cured. And there is nothing wrong with that. Don't listen to those who would try to change you, you are fine the way you are.
          Please don't listen to this sodomite who is distraught that the "gay" agenda has lost a recruit.
          Of course it can be cured! Not only is my ex-"gay" husband, Mr. Whitford, a shining example of the healing power of Jesus, this video tract shows you how to approach and save active sodomites...

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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Senior Pastor
            VP of Evangelical Outreach
            On FIRE for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5812

            #6
            Re: Hi Landover Baptists

            Originally posted by Mehrunes Dagon View Post
            Your homosexuality is not cured, it will never be cured. And there is nothing wrong with that. Don't listen to those who would try to change you, you are fine the way you are.
            Stick a sock in it Satan. You aren't getting this one.

            Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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            • Levi Douglas
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2009
              • 3

              #7
              Re: Hi Landover Baptists

              Originally posted by Mehrunes Dagon View Post
              Your homosexuality is not cured, it will never be cured. And there is nothing wrong with that. Don't listen to those who would try to change you, you are fine the way you are.
              How dare you sir spew such blasphemy from your lips I only pray that you see the light and chose the true path the path of Jesus. Thank you Sister Mary Maria and Pastor Billy-Reuben to coming to my defense.

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Senior Pastor
                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                On FIRE for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5812

                #8
                Re: Hi Landover Baptists

                Originally posted by Levi Douglas View Post
                How dare you sir spew such blasphemy from your lips I only pray that you see the light and chose the true path the path of Jesus. Thank you Sister Mary Maria and Pastor Billy-Reuben to coming to my defense.
                Glad to help, friend, but it sounds like you're already wearing the armor of God (Eph. 6:11), so you would have probably done just fine on your own.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                • 1 NYC Mole.
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 21

                  #9
                  Re: Hi Landover Baptists

                  Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                  Glad to help, friend, but it sounds like you're already wearing the armor of God (Eph. 6:11), so you would have probably done just fine on your own.

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Pastor: I cannot imagine the thougths of what would go through one's mind to make him want to piffle another guy in the ass. That is horrible, and not God's way. I am a true sinner, seeking salvation, but screwing some guy up the *expletive deleted* pipe is not the answer....
                  Last edited by Rev. Jim Osborne; 07-17-2009, 05:50 AM. Reason: Bad language

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: Hi Landover Baptists

                    NYC Mole, I am glad you are honestly seeking Salvation(c) and becoming a better person through our Lord Christ Jesus, but please refrain from using foul language. True Christian(tm) men do not allow such filth to spew from their mouths.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Ammiel Habakuk
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 79

                      #11
                      Re: Hi Landover Baptists

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      Please don't listen to this sodomite who is distraught that the "gay" agenda has lost a recruit.
                      Of course it can be cured! Not only is my ex-"gay" husband, Mr. Whitford, a shining example of the healing power of Jesus, this video tract shows you how to approach and save active sodomites...

                      Does it work on passive sodomites too?
                      Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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