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  • Recoverd
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    • Jun 2009
    • 12

    #1

    HELLO EVERYONE

    How are you all doing? I am new on this site and i hope to get to know you more. Am a pentecostal christain and these are my beliefs. I believe there is only one God and his name is JESUS. I believe in the holy spirit, i believe in Gods healing and miracles. I believe in heaven and hell fire. I believe if you die without accepting christ as your lord and personal savoir, you will go to hell. I believe in forgivness and only God has the power to forgive and make you a new creation. As much as God is a mercifull God, he is also a consuming fire,... I believe everyone will account for his sins and that evil will never go unpunishd. I believe in one man, one wife. I got to know about your site from another site where they were talking about you guys ( not very good things) so i thought to see for myself. I like one thing about you guys.... And that is your zeal and passion.... Lots of questions though, but i will ask as time goes by. Am very new here and i am still observing. GOD BLESS
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: HELLO EVERYONE

    Praise Jesus, the Holy Spirit has brought you here in the nick of time. We specialize in Saving pennycostals, as well as all other forms of false Christianity, including cathylicks, Methodists, mormons, wiccans, and most forms of new age religions.

    Relax and have a read of Pastor Billy-Rubin's introduction to Landover Baptist Church:

    Please read this. You are our guest. We will treat you like a jewel on the cushion of our hospitality. Or maybe not.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: HELLO EVERYONE

      Welcome, Recoverd, to God's Favorite Forum(tm). You sound like a fine person who will fit in here!

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: HELLO EVERYONE

        Originally posted by Recoverd View Post
        I got to know about your site from another site where they were talking about you guys ( not very good things) so i thought to see for myself.

        Do not go to other sites. You will be tainted. This site is all you need.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • angels
          Forum Member, lost in space
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 794

          #5
          Re: HELLO EVERYONE

          Welcome Recoverd to God's Favourite Forum. I was happy to read your introduction, being up front and open is so important. It's good to have you here.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: HELLO EVERYONE

            Welcome friend. I'm curious what it is that you've recovered from. A snake bite perhaps?

            Tell me this, friend -- do you believe in the following doctrines?

            Total Depravity - man is enslaved to sin and unable to save himself.
            Unconditional Election - God chooses who is to be saved.
            Limited Atonement - Jesus paid the penalty for sin for those who are saved only; the unsaved pay their own penalty for sin.
            Irresistible Grace - if God wants you to be saved, you will be saved.
            Perseverance of the Saints - "once saved, always saved".

            If so, then I have hope for you.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Recoverd
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              • Jun 2009
              • 12

              #7
              Re: HELLO EVERYONE

              Hello, how are you all doing? yes i believe God is the only one, who can save us from sin. As for God choosing who is to be saved, i dont think so.( is there a portion that says that?) I think he wants us all to be saved bt will only come if we accept him. Lastly, i believe once you are saved, you remain so..Though sometimes people backslide but his grace is suffiecient. Am i wrong? As for my name Recoverd, thats my secret.

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              • Recoverd
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                • Jun 2009
                • 12

                #8
                Re: HELLO EVERYONE

                What is 1611 kjv? I know kjv is king james version, whats the 1611 for?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: HELLO EVERYONE

                  Originally posted by Recoverd View Post
                  What is 1611 kjv? I know kjv is king james version, whats the 1611 for?
                  You've never even been inside of a Church, have you?


                  If you can't post using standard American grammar, spelling and punctuation rules, then you will not be welcomed here. God cares about details, son. That's why He invented the "Shift" key.

                  Next time you have a stupid question that reveals the fact that you are a troll who knows nothing about God's plan for Salvation(c), use Google first.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Recoverd
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: HELLO EVERYONE

                    Normally it is not in my character to reply to talk's like this pastor.. you dont know me, and i don't know you and we will NEVER DO..So it does'nt bother me at ALLLLLLLL when you talk rudely. Anyways, i have looked up for what i asked you and i now understand...And please my dear pastor, drop the attitude. It really does'nt fit you....Oh! One more thing.. Am a woman. Remain blessed.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457

                      #11
                      Re: HELLO EVERYONE

                      Pastors do not take kindly to trolls. He was simply stating fact

                      I have to say, his response be it curt, was clear and to the point. Would you rather he coddled you and had told you being ignorant and appearing illiterate is a good thing?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: HELLO EVERYONE

                        Originally posted by Recoverd View Post
                        Normally it is not in my character to reply to talk's like this pastor.. you dont know me, and i don't know you and we will NEVER DO..So it does'nt bother me at ALLLLLLLL when you talk rudely. Anyways, i have looked up for what i asked you and i now understand...And please my dear pastor, drop the attitude. It really does'nt fit you....Oh! One more thing.. Am a woman. Remain blessed.
                        Lady, I don't know what kind of false Church you attend, but here at Landover Baptist, we expect females to follow the Word of God. That means you don't back sass a Pastor. That means you say "Yes Sir!" when you are corrected or rebuked by a True Christian(tm) man.

                        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                        13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
                        I'll bet your Husband beats you every day.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #13
                          Re: HELLO EVERYONE

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I'll bet your Husband beats you every day.
                          Pastor, might I suggest that he doesn't discipline her and that could be the problem?
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Recoverd
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 12

                            #14
                            Re: HELLO EVERYONE

                            A husband beating a wife????? It is only COWARDS and BEASTS that hit their wives...And the women who let that happen, are FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!

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                            • confedchick
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 105

                              #15
                              Re: HELLO EVERYONE

                              Originally posted by Recoverd View Post
                              A husband beating a wife????? It is only COWARDS and BEASTS that hit their wives...And the women who let that happen, are FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!
                              Oh how wrong you are, Recoverd. K and I entered into a disciplinary relationship some time ago and I have never been a better person. ALL my friends and family say there is such an improvement in me. K disciplines me when I do something wrong so I may see the wrong and never let it happen again.
                              Yeah - here lately he's been hitting me just because I may sass him but THAT discipline pain is over as soon as he is done.

                              It was my idea for this and I LOVE it! The more he hits me, the more I know he loves me and is looking out for my salvation!
                              To love, honor and OBEY!

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