Hello True Christians(TM),
I feel that an introduction is in order.... I am a student at a sick-ular institution in the Northeastern corner of America here. While you may recoil in horror and emotional pain at the thought, I feel that I am a diamond in the midst of swine here, as I try to spread the Holy Word of God(tm) to the heathens that about here. I actually happen to be ministering in Massachusetts at the moment, and am doing my best to influence the local courts to re-outlaw gay marriage (seeing two loving men or women expressing affection for each other is an abomination both to ME and to God -- I would posit that there are more of these "loving gay couples" than there are wives and their submissiveslaves wives). Unfortunately the laws have degraded so far from God's laws that it is now a "hate crime" to inform the homers just how much God hates them and to demonstrate how their skin will be charred from the fires in the pits of hell
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I also would like to be an advisor on all things scientifical, wherein I will use information from the 1611 King James Version Bible to answer any and all questions. As a student at one of the LIEberal elite colleges (in my mission to spread the Gospel (Godspel), I felt that I should go straight to the top of the heathen organization. Although the professors do not like it, I stand for what is RIGHT and what is TRUE -- namely anything in the King James Bible. I am currently trying to get my school bookstore to sell only Bibles, but they just won't listen to reason
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I can use every bit of support in living out God's order to Spread The Good News(TM), a la Great Commission (GO). While the forces of evil attempt to destroy me and wear me down, I know that my mansion awaits me in HEAVEN(tm) where there will be no homers, joos, cathylicks or negroes/messycans/non-alabaster-whites -- what a paradise that will be!
Anyways, I wanted to introduce myself to the other Godly folks here and to hope to be welcomed into the fold as a True Christian that preaches solely from the KJV1611 (are there any other versions?! Just kidding, I know that there are -- and they are all written by godless heathens!)
If there are any questions you have for me, my life is an open book (to God / Landover Baptist True Christians(TM)), so just ask me and I will answer accordingly.
-Jo(h)n "Wesley" F.
I feel that an introduction is in order.... I am a student at a sick-ular institution in the Northeastern corner of America here. While you may recoil in horror and emotional pain at the thought, I feel that I am a diamond in the midst of swine here, as I try to spread the Holy Word of God(tm) to the heathens that about here. I actually happen to be ministering in Massachusetts at the moment, and am doing my best to influence the local courts to re-outlaw gay marriage (seeing two loving men or women expressing affection for each other is an abomination both to ME and to God -- I would posit that there are more of these "loving gay couples" than there are wives and their submissive

I also would like to be an advisor on all things scientifical, wherein I will use information from the 1611 King James Version Bible to answer any and all questions. As a student at one of the LIEberal elite colleges (in my mission to spread the Gospel (Godspel), I felt that I should go straight to the top of the heathen organization. Although the professors do not like it, I stand for what is RIGHT and what is TRUE -- namely anything in the King James Bible. I am currently trying to get my school bookstore to sell only Bibles, but they just won't listen to reason

I can use every bit of support in living out God's order to Spread The Good News(TM), a la Great Commission (GO). While the forces of evil attempt to destroy me and wear me down, I know that my mansion awaits me in HEAVEN(tm) where there will be no homers, joos, cathylicks or negroes/messycans/non-alabaster-whites -- what a paradise that will be!
Anyways, I wanted to introduce myself to the other Godly folks here and to hope to be welcomed into the fold as a True Christian that preaches solely from the KJV1611 (are there any other versions?! Just kidding, I know that there are -- and they are all written by godless heathens!)
If there are any questions you have for me, my life is an open book (to God / Landover Baptist True Christians(TM)), so just ask me and I will answer accordingly.
-Jo(h)n "Wesley" F.
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