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    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by godsangel View Post
    I want to study under Pastor Ezekiel. Well I want to study with the man in Pastor Ezekiel's avatar.
    Originally posted by godsangel View Post
    I am deeply saddened. I must apologize to the good Pastor.

    I read his user title, and thought I might learn from him. However, he feels I am mocking him.

    Originally posted by godsangel View Post
    I am not mocking him. I think he is a source for knowledge and possesses a wealth of knowledge.

    I hoped he would be kind enough to impart some of his wisdom on me - so I may become a better person.

    Alas, I was mistaken.
    You have now wasted three posts in this man's welcome thread. You have borne false witness against me by implying that I am not the person in my own avatar, and now you are lying about it and trying to gain sympathy from a stranger.

    If you need private pastoral counseling, please click on the email link at the bottom of my signature. Otherwise, please stop derailing threads.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Vavoline Johnson
      Mammy
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 960

      #17
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by godsangel View Post
      Catholicism is too much work.
      Well, Ole Sam practiced catholosisim. He werent no Baptist like us.
      He visited every Catlick church in da area he could find his-self on a Sunday cause he enjoyed takin the communism wine.
      Of course not when he had to clean Pasta Zeeks spinner wheels for Sunday service. He be at the Landover then.
      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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