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  • Camrean
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2009
    • 25

    #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Have you sought faith healing for your insomnia?
    Yes, ever since I was diagnosed with insomnia my family and friends pray for me.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Camrean View Post
      Yes, ever since I was diagnosed with insomnia my family and friends pray for me.
      Yet you're still not cured? They must not be very righteous:

      James 5:16: Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Camrean View Post
        Yes, ever since I was diagnosed with insomnia my family and friends pray for me.
        Do a few pushups and you'll get over that problem PDQ! You sound like a layabout. How old are you?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Camrean
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2009
          • 25

          #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Do a few pushups and you'll get over that problem PDQ! You sound like a layabout. How old are you?
          Layabout? I work out every day, a rigorous program to get into shape for the military.

          As for my age, I do not give out personal details on the internet, no matter how trivial. It's a privacy thing.

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          • Viva Redemption
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2009
            • 58

            #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Do a few pushups and you'll get over that problem PDQ! You sound like a layabout. How old are you?
            That's a really good solution, actually. I always have trouble getting to sleep, so lately I've been doing around 50 before going to bed, that tends to work.

            I wouldn't recommend reading the Bible if you're trying to get to sleep fast, though. I tried doing that, starting from the beginning, and I stayed up reading Genesis all night

            Worth it though!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Camrean View Post
              Layabout? I work out every day, a rigorous program to get into shape for the military.

              As for my age, I do not give out personal details on the internet, no matter how trivial. It's a privacy thing.
              Get in shape for the military? That means you're about 15. I don't think you have to worry about getting in shape. The Marines will take care of that for you.

              What Church does your father take you to? I'd like to have a word with your pastor.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Repentant Liberal
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 103

                #22
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Camrean View Post
                Layabout? I work out every day, a rigorous program to get into shape for the military.

                As for my age, I do not give out personal details on the internet, no matter how trivial. It's a privacy thing.
                I am dumbfounded that they let someone so lax in spiritual discipline into the military. How are the Marines supposed to rid the world of heathens with people like you enlisted?

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                • Camrean
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 25

                  #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Repentant Liberal View Post
                  I am dumbfounded that they let someone so lax in spiritual discipline into the military. How are the Marines supposed to rid the world of heathens with people like you enlisted?
                  I am a Christian, I have stated this numerous times.

                  Also, why do you assume I am going into the Marines? I haven't chosen a branch yet.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Camrean View Post
                    I am a Christian, I have stated this numerous times.
                    What church do you attend? Doesn't your father ever lay good Christian beatings on you, son?

                    Originally posted by Camroon View Post
                    Also, why do you assume I am going into the Marines? I haven't chosen a branch yet.
                    I assumed you were a man. If you're a sissyboy then go ahead and sign up with the Navy or the Army.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Camrean
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 25

                      #25
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      What church do you attend? Doesn't your father ever lay good Christian beatings on you, son?



                      I assumed you were a man. If you're a sissyboy then go ahead and sign up with the Navy or the Army.
                      I swear, more and more ignorance with every post.

                      I don't give out personal information, and no, my family doesn't beat me.

                      Also, there's nothing wrong with the Navy, Army, or the Air Force. The Marines are awesome - I have a cousin in the Marines right now - but I want to keep my options open. I was looking at jobs and the Air Force EOD MOS looked good. I'm good at technical jobs, and I will almost certainly see combat.

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