[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

You know, it really isn't nice to come in here and mock these people's intelligence. Set in their religious ways they may be, but that's still no reason to be so blatantly rude.

Your very presence in these forums is an insult to me and Jesus.

1 timothy 2:
[12] But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
[13] For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

Shut your yap trap, hussy; and go ask your husband for forgiveness.

By the way neanderthals weren't the only cavemen, dum dum. Neanderthals were a separate species to cave-dwelling early homo sapiens.
Though neanderthals did live in caves, true, that doesn't mean all cavemen were neanderthals.
All oranges are fruit. Not all fruit are oranges.

Never said all cavemen are Neanderthals. "Caveman" is a form of slang used to depict early humanoids who made their homes in caverns. Many of my ancestors were cavemen and cavewomen. For your informa... why I'm I even dignifying this empty headed female's yappity yap with a formal response?

You're a woman. I'm a man. A typical American man has a larger brain than you. I have a larger brain than the typical American man. You are intellectually, emotional, and physically inferior to men and even more so when compared to a Neanderthal. Therefore, it is both absorb and ironic for you to refer to me as "dum dum". Now, if your cooking and other house chores are done how about you get on your back, spread your legs, and wait patiently for your husband to get home so that he can put you to your nature use as a baby oven.

Brothers and sister of Landover Baptist, I apologize.

The devil had took hold of mine tongue, but sure enough the Lord hath sent a sinful harlot of questionable virtue and typical womanly idiocy to point me in the straight path and show me who really needs a rebuking. PRAISE HIM!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, Landover

*Rolls eyes at mentally challenged man*

Someone who believes they are a member of an extinct species which was NOT HUMAN is hardly one to be calling anyone else of questionable intelligence, especially when my IQ measures in the 150's.

Anyone that has a PHD should know the difference between humans and their cousins, neanderthals.

But, I think you probably do know the difference, and hope to have a giggle at these people's expense. Not nice.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, Landover

Brothers and sister of Landover Baptist, I apologize.

Fine. Apology accepted. Now apologize to Jesus by sending a large love offering via Paypal. We're waiting, Bam-bam.

[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

*Rolls eyes at mentally challenged man*

Someone who believes they are a member of an extinct species which was NOT HUMAN is hardly one to be calling anyone else of questionable intelligence, especially when my IQ measures in the 150's.

Anyone that has a PHD should know the difference between humans and their cousins, neanderthals.

But, I think you probably do know the difference, and hope to have a giggle at these people's expense. Not nice.

Who is more idiotic?

A Neanderthal speaking about his very much human and non-extinct culture and history.

Or a woman communicating with a Neanderthal via the internet denying the existence of the very person she is communicating with?

You are just angry because my existence disproves your precious theory of evolution.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, Landover

Who is more idiotic?

A Neanderthal speaking about his very much human and non-extinct culture and history.

Or a woman communicating with a Neanderthal via the internet denying the existence of the very person she is communicating with?

You are just angry because my existence disproves your precious theory of evolution.

I don't think you're a neanderthal as much as you are telling stories.
And neanderthals prove, not disprove the theory of evolution, it proves it.
But if you're a neanderthal, I'm a monkey's mother.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello, Landover

All oranges are fruit. Not all fruit are oranges.

But all harlots are vile hellbound whores, and this ^ is one of the worst of them.
Don't listen to ANYTHING she says, Randi!


Rantu, now I know you're new here..
And new to God's ways, but please do try to be humble.
For your information: I'm MUCH richer than you, but do I flaunt it?
No, I don't.

I am but a humble servant of the Lord, a humble servant with mansions all over the world...
Several tens of millions of $ in bank accounts in the Cayman Islands and Switzerland..
And also several successful business corporations..
BUT still a humble servant of God! Because He loves me for my obedience, not my money.
He gave (rather lended!) me money because I obey Him, as all wealth belongs to Him, not us.
If you make money without being a good True Christian, you've STOLE that money from God!
You've made it with satan's aid, and that's nothing to be proud of!

What you should do is atone for such a horrible sin by donating most of that stolen money to a worthy cause!
Such as the various ministries here at Landover Baptist, your money can help to spread the word of God, friend!
You could be the reason we Saved another soul from damnation!
DONATE TODAY!


Now when that's settled:
What kind of sins have you been involved with, mr. caveman?
Which are your favourite Bible verses, and why?
How well do you know the good Lord's commandments?
Getting Saved is a long and tedious process so you better get started ASAP, as Jesus could return tomorrow!

[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

I don't think you're a neanderthal as much as you are telling stories.
And neanderthals prove, not disprove the theory of evolution, it proves it.
But if you're a neanderthal, I'm a monkey's mother.

No, Jesus cursed my ancestors and that is why We appear different. Similar to how the negroids are different. However, where they were given a hideous appearance, lower intelligence, and an inability to comprehend their own inferiority(low intelligence); we Neanderthals were made smarter, stronger, and somewhat hideous with an ability to comprehend the results our ancestor's murderous sin against Abel. We have to bare the realization of our ancestor's mistakes while negroids are without souls and aren't even aware of how cursed they are.

But if you insist that my existence proves evolution then show us all the proof that God didn't take Cain's seed and deform into our current form. Where are the transitional fossils? There are plenty of Neanderthal skeletons, but nothing in between. Clearly our people appeared suddenly by divine might.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Hello, Landover

Ma'am,

Are you currently on any medication? If not I would suggest you get in contact with a good therapist in your local area. Perhaps talking to a professional would help.

Hey now! There's absolutely no call to be so rude to Sister Sue! Why has she every done to you? I know you've given an apology to the congregation in general, but you apologize directly to her and soon, ugly! I won't have this random insulting of church members; I might not be one of them, but so help me, I will not let you talk to them (especially not Sister Sue) like that and get away unscathed!

He was mean to me! First he ignored me and then he was mean to me!!!!!

I know dear, I saw that, and I was equally as appalled as you. I've spoken to It and hopefully It will see that Its bullspit won't be tolerated.

Based on your avatar I'd have to assume you were some kind of unclean, commie, socialist, shyster, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, eastern european, gypsy trash. Are you?

And there you go again! You're on an insulting rampage, and if you don't watch where you're going you'll be pushedwalk right off a cliff

Your very presence in these forums is an insult to me and Jesus. And your presence is an insult to every decent person on the planet!

Shut your yap trap, hussy; and go ask your husband for forgiveness.

How dare you! Go gcreime na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do chuid fo-éadaigh!!

Never said all cavemen are Neanderthals. "Caveman" is a form of slang used to depict early humanoids who made their homes in caverns. Many of my ancestors were cavemen and cavewomen. For your informa... why I'm I even dignifying this empty headed female's yappity yap with a formal response? The better question is, "Why am I trying to seem superior when I obviously have trouble with the concept of grammar?"

You're a woman. I'm a man. A typical American man has a larger brain than you. I have a larger brain than the typical American man. You are intellectually, emotional, and physically inferior to men and even more so when compared to a Neanderthal. Therefore, it is both absorb and ironic for you to refer to me as "dum dum". Now, if your cooking and other house chores are done how about you get on your back, spread your legs, and wait patiently for your husband to get home so that he can put you to your nature use as a baby oven.

Who the hell do you think you are?! Did you honestly think that you could waltz in here and start talking to people this way and no one would say so much as boo to your horrible behavior? Is that what you thought? Well you thought wrong, my delusional ape; and dangerously so.

Brothers and sister of Landover Baptist, I apologize.

The devil had took hold of mine tongue...

While you're at it, apologize to the English language. "The devil had took"... *Rolls her eyes* Honestly, if you were really as smart as you're walking around here beating your chest and claiming to be, I'm sure you'd know that you have misconjugated the verb "to take". You're putting together two different kinds of past tenses. When you put "had" in front of a verb, it implies a past tense farther back than simple past tense. But "took" is simple past tense (closer to the present than is implied when "had" is used). You should've said "had taken", if you wanted to use that tense. Although simply "took" would've been the best choice, IMHO. I'll have to ask Enobarbus for his advice on this one.

And I'm not even going to touch on your use of Old English.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, Landover

No, Jesus cursed my ancestors and that is why We appear different. Similar to how the negroids are different. However, where they were given a hideous appearance, lower intelligence, and an inability to comprehend their own inferiority(low intelligence); we Neanderthals were made smarter, stronger, and somewhat hideous with an ability to comprehend the results our ancestor's murderous sin against Abel. We have to bare the realization of our ancestor's mistakes while negroids are without souls and aren't even aware of how cursed they are.

But if you insist that my existence proves evolution then show us all the proof that God didn't take Cain's seed and deform into our current form. Where are the transitional fossils? There are plenty of Neanderthal skeletons, but nothing in between. Clearly our people appeared suddenly by divine might.

You are not a neanderthal. You're a fibbing, delusion nutter who has most likely gone though a very large amount of wacky tobaccy.

And as Alie said, you can't even get the english language right and you claim to be superior?
At least you admit that you're just rude and randy.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, Landover

But if you insist that my existence proves evolution then show us all the proof that God didn't take Cain's seed and deform into our current form.

Right here, friend:

Genesis 6-8.

But Genesis 7:1-5 are sufficient to show that you're nothing but a dirty liar:


1 The LORD then said to Noah, "Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, 3 and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. 4 Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made." 5 And Noah did all that the LORD commanded him.

The ONLY people spared from the flood were Noah and his relations.

[SUV]

Re: Hello, Landover

We appear different. Similar to how the negroids are different.

What did I say? WHAT did I say? SINNER! PIE-THIEF! NEEGROE!!! I could smell it a mile away!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Hello, Landover

PIE-THIEF!

You know what I think, Sister? I think he was so mean to because you stopped putting your pies on the windowsill to cool. He's cranky because he can't steal your pies anymore, the nasty thief!

[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

Right here, friend:

Genesis 6-8.

But Genesis 7:1-5 are sufficient to show that you're nothing but a dirty liar:


1 The LORD then said to Noah, "Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, 3 and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. 4 Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made." 5 And Noah did all that the LORD commanded him.

The ONLY people spared from the flood were Noah and his relations.

You made the mistake of assuming my ancestors weren't caged up with the animals. They were cave dwelling hippies after all and quite hairy.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, Landover

You made the mistake of assuming my ancestors weren't caged up with the animals. They were cave dwelling hippies after all and quite hairy.

I think we can safely assume that God would happily have pointed out that your 'ancestors' were sons of Cain and destined for a-drownin'.

Sorry, Charlie.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, Landover

I think the only thing he's been honest about is that he's randy, dirty and hairy. Say, where's Hairy Homer? This may just be a match made in the stars!