[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

"Gukta?" Really! You grieviously offend our DearLordJesus™ who likes nice sounding names like Jehosophat and Jeremiah and Deuteronomy!

Really, Mister! You better get yourself a nice Christian "makeover" before one of our Pastors comes along and kicks your silly Fundament - and it won't be "through the goalposts of Life," either!

Ma'am,

Are you currently on any medication? If not I would suggest you get in contact with a good therapist in your local area. Perhaps talking to a professional would help.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello, Landover

What help could a godless secular "therapist" have to offer when she has the Holy Spirit from the Creator of the Universe dwelling inside her?!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello, Landover

Pastor Ezekiel, it is you who could barely afford the bronze tithing plan, much less the parking lot tithing plan.

If you mean to say that Pastor Ezekiel doesn't own that much in worldly goods, I believe you are correct, despite the fact that you said it in the most vitriolic way possible.... For tax purposes, everything is owned by Landover Baptist Church. The pastors are merely God's Tools for using the gifts that are provided.

You're no better than some negro welfare recipient living off the sweat and tears of honest hardworking productive members of society. I wouldn't be surprised if had a craving for watermelon every now and again.

Now this just sounds like a whiny liberal who is just crying because *he* doesn't have a slice of the pie. Friend, this is just immature. Name-calling will get you nowhere, and we will not waste our time with those who stoop to such a puerile level.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, Landover

Pastor Ezekiel, it is you who could barely afford the bronze tithing plan, much less the parking lot tithing plan. Your congregation pays for your house, your clothes, and your cars. You, sir, can't afford anything: Your congregation as a whole can. You're no better than some negro welfare recipient living off the sweat and tears of honest hardworking productive members of society. I wouldn't be surprised if had a craving for watermelon every now and again.

Buddy, you have a pretty nasty attitude. But I guess that goes along with your being unsaved trash and all.

Trust me, tossing off insults at a True Christian™ Pastor is not gonna make you any friends around here, other than the pagan witch scum who wander in now and again.

I have extended the hand of Christian fellowship, you have chosen to spit on that hand. Enjoy hell.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" (2 John 1:9-11)

[SUV]

Re: Hello, Landover

He was mean to me! First he ignored me and then he was mean to me!!!!!

Well! I'd Certainly rather spend Eternity with Spider-Demons in HELL than with YOU, Mister Randy Gukky-guy!



And don't think I don't know what "Randy" means either, Mister-so-High-and-Mighty! Why do you think all Decent Men named "Richard" finally quit using the nickName "Dick?"

[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

If you mean to say that Pastor Ezekiel doesn't own that much in worldly goods, I believe you are correct, despite the fact that you said it in the most vitriolic way possible.... For tax purposes, everything is owned by Landover Baptist Church. The pastors are merely God's Tools for using the gifts that are provided.

Yeah, yeah he's a welfare baby.

Now this just sounds like a whiny liberal who is just crying because *he* doesn't have a slice of the pie. Friend, this is just immature. Name-calling will get you nowhere, and we will not waste our time with those who stoop to such a puerile level.

I make good money and I am quite well off. I have my piece of the pie, sir. I actually have a job and earn a living. I also figure I make more money than the majority of you.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello, Landover

I make good money and I am quite well off. I have my piece of the pie, sir. I actually have a job and earn a living. I also figure I make more money than the majority of you.

But what good will your worldly goods do you if you end up in Hell for failing to accept Christ?

[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

Buddy, you have a pretty nasty attitude. But I guess that goes along with your being unsaved trash and all.

Trust me, tossing off insults at a True Christian™ Pastor is not gonna make you any friends around here, other than the pagan witch scum who wander in now and again.

I have extended the hand of Christian fellowship, you have chosen to spit on that hand. Enjoy hell.

Luke 18:

[9] And he spake this parable unto certain which trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and despised others:
[10] Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.
[11] The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.
[12] I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.
[13] And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.
[14] I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.

Enjoy Hell, pharisee

[SUV]

Re: Hello, Landover

I have my piece of the pie, sir.

Aha! So you admit to being neegroe, as well!

PIE THIEF!!!!!

[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

But what good will your worldly goods do you if you end up in Hell for failing to accept Christ?

I don't have to worry about that because I have accepted Jesus Christ as my saviour. Maybe you should ask yourself that question.

Based on your avatar I'd have to assume you were some kind of unclean, commie, socialist, shyster, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, eastern european, gypsy trash. Are you?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello, Landover

I don't have to worry about that because I have accepted Jesus Christ as my saviour. Maybe you should ask yourself that question.

Based on your avatar I'd have to assume you were some kind of unclean, commie, socialist, shyster, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, eastern european, gypsy trash. Are you?

Friend, why do you use such harsh words against your fellow man? You may claim to have accepted Jesus, but do you follow His commands?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello, Landover

Luke 18:

[9] And he spake this parable unto certain which trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and despised others:
[10] Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.
[11] The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.
[12] I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.
[13] And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.
[14] I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.

Enjoy Hell, pharisee

Friend,

Are you implying we are not humble. Why I can assure you we TRUE Christians are ten times more humble than the next man. We daily abuse ourselves before the Lord in our prayer closets and give thanks He forgives us. There is nothing more humbler than a TRUE Christian, you can bet on it.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, Landover

I make good money and I am quite well off. I have my piece of the pie, sir. I actually have a job and earn a living. I also figure I make more money than the majority of you.

You do seem to have more than your share of the pride pie, Mr. Gukta.

Perhaps we would all benefit by hearing some information about your beliefs, rather than your income?

God doesn't care about your income. He cares about your unquestioning and complete obedience to all parts of His Word at all times.

Is that what you believe? Or do you believe that parts of the Bible are "outdated" or "inaccurate"?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello, Landover

Precisely, Brother OYK. God doesn't care about income nearly as much as He cares about the Outcome of your Soul.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, Landover

I've never really bought any of that evolution mumbo jumbo seeing that I am a cave man(i.e. Neanderthal). Yes, we still exist so scientist really need to stop categorizing us as some kinda monkey men. It's very insulting and bigoted. There is nothing in our oral tradition about any other people transforming into another kind of people. Clearly my ancestors royally pissed off Jesus at some time to account for our different appearance(similarly to how the negroids came about) and not some silly idea of evolution. And we did not get out competed to extinction by any cro-magnons or whatever ape men scientist claim are the precursor to modern humans.

You know, it really isn't nice to come in here and mock these people's intelligence. Set in their religious ways they may be, but that's still no reason to be so blatantly rude.

By the way neanderthals weren't the only cavemen, dum dum. Neanderthals were a separate species to cave-dwelling early homo sapiens.
Though neanderthals did live in caves, true, that doesn't mean all cavemen were neanderthals.
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