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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6314

    #1

    Greetings, Fellow Christians

    I'm a good, Bible-believing, baptised Christian stuck in Godless New York City for school, where I'm surrounded by freaks, homos, retards, and unrepentant Christ killers (BTW, I have nothing against the Jews, provided they apologize for killing our Lord and Savior and turn their lives over to Jesus). Constant contact with these dregs of society was driving me to despair. I've tried to find good, decent, wholesome Christian fellowship here, but every Church I've tried pays lip service to the Bible, but doesn't actually follow its teachings. In the end, I had to tell all of them, as it says in Psalms 119:115,Depart from me, ye evildoers: for I will keep the commandments of my God.Finally, I decided to put this into God's hands. I prayed, asking Jesus where I could turn to find worthwhile worship, and He told me, "Google it." So I did, and that's how I found you good folks at Landover Baptist Church. I could see immediately from your Church website that you and I worship the same God, follow the same creed, and share a vision of the entire world understanding the Word of God in its entirety as presented in the Holy Bible.I look forward to a long and productive fellowship with you.
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Greetings, Fellow Christians

    Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm), young man. Tell us, have you considered moving out of NYC? You must feel like Lot in Sodom there.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Johnnyboy
      True Christian™ fisherman
      • Jun 2009
      • 801

      #3
      Re: Greetings, Fellow Christians

      Welcome friend. I'm sorry you're stuck in that Hell Hole of sin. John Rocker had your exact same sentiments about NYC, and the liberal atheist media persicuted him for it. My advice, get out ASAP.

      God Bless,

      Johnny

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6314

        #4
        Re: Greetings, Fellow Christians

        Thank you for that advice, Reverend Jim. Yes, I have thought about it, but my parents are dead set against my transferring, so I'm caught in a bind. 2 Corinthians 6:14 asks me what fellowship hath righteousness with unreighteousness, yet the Lord told me in Exodus 20:12 to honor my father and my mother. If only I had known about the Landover Baptist University School of Dentistry two years ago!

        I suppose this is what Lot felt like, except I don't have any virginal daughters with whom to fend off the sodomites.
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Greetings, Fellow Christians

          Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. Please be sure and read our thread for new posters HERE. It gives an overview of our Church Doctrines.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Greetings, Fellow Christians

            I have to ask, what does your user name signify?

            Why does your picture look like you are in one of those para-pelagic chairs?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6314

              #7
              Re: Greetings, Fellow Christians

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. Please be sure and read our thread for new posters HERE. It gives an overview of our Church Doctrines.
              Thank you, Pastor, I will. The last thing I'd want to do is violate a Landover Baptist Church rule.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • Eugene Hackwith
                Farmer for Christ™
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 736

                #8
                Re: Greetings, Fellow Christians

                Welcome!

                I hope this forum provides you some respite from the chaos and debauchery of New York City while helping you strengthen your relationship with Jesus.
                A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                Psalm 139:19-20
                Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings, Fellow Christians

                  Can you be a host for the Supersoaker Baptism Trip to NYC next week?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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