[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

I'm off to sleep now. If I can. Sorry if I seem cranky I have been condemned to my bed with an illness and have not quite yet recovered. But It was nice to pass some time.
Speak soon and such likes
Best regards..

[Enobarbus]

Re: The pale enchantress

Manchester University or Manchester Metropolitan University? Manchester University, for all its sins, is reputed to be one of the best secular education institutions in the country, whereas Manchester Metropolitan University exists primarily to keep the more dangerously uncontrollable glue-sniffers off the streets for another three years. I suspect this young lass attends the latter.

Correct, Brother, correct. The IP is that of Machester Metropolitan University.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The pale enchantress

It explains like this...

Imagine you are wearing a WWJD thong. You are out for a walk in the park. It's late at night. 3 negros jump out of the woods. 1 grabs your purse, 1 hits you over the head knocking you unconscious, the third starts to unzip his trousers.

You are lieing there passed out, the negros grab your dress and rip it off. The only thing between you being raped and maintaining your virginity is a little piece of cloth.

OPTION LANDOVER! The negro looks, he sees Jesus staring at him with the saying "what would jesus do". You manage to escape the night with just your purse stolen.

OPTION HARLOT! The negro looks, he sees pink frilly panties, they are ripped off, he and his friends take turns raping you for hours on end.

Have you purchased any of the thongs yet?

YIC
V

Praise, Brother V. It strikes me that with the dramatic rise in homerism recently (particularly with someone as renown as Ted Haggard) that some WWJD men's boxer shorts (with WWJD imprinted on the rear) might be in order for the marketplace. I will be speaking to the marketing staff and Brother Worthington about producing the items.

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

Manchester University or Manchester Metropolitan University? Manchester University, for all its sins, is reputed to be one of the best secular education institutions in the country, whereas Manchester Metropolitan University exists primarily to keep the more dangerously uncontrollable glue-sniffers off the streets for another three years. I suspect this young lass attends the latter.
For an unsaved semi-Polack, you certainly are perceptive. We'll make a Christian out of you yet, boy!

Technically I attend a Austrian university but have transferred to Manchester Met because it has a better facility in chosen subject.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The pale enchantress

Ma'am,

Do you happen to be disgustingly obese, as pale as a drowned body pulled in mistakenly by shrimp boat nets, with more gaudy rouge eye liner and dried blood colored lipstick made for all the times you've cut your forearms with a razor?

How rude!
You shouldn't talk to your wacky tabaccy provider that way.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The pale enchantress

The Department of Faith is not a perverted stalker.

http://www.whitehouse.org/index.asp

http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/index.asp

That there are strange perverted stalkers also watching the Halls of Manchester University goes without saying. Most of the people in that strange and perverted place are no doubt strange and perverted stalkers themselves. It is a seculiar university and in Godless Britiain to boot.

Manchester University or Manchester Metropolitan University? Manchester University, for all its sins, is reputed to be one of the best secular education institutions in the country, whereas Manchester Metropolitan University exists primarily to keep the more dangerously uncontrollable glue-sniffers off the streets for another three years. I suspect this young lass attends the latter.

Ma'am,

Do you happen to be disgustingly obese, as pale as a drowned body pulled in mistakenly by shrimp boat nets, with more gaudy rouge eye liner and dried blood colored lipstick made for all the times you've cut your forearms with a razor?

For an unsaved semi-Polack, you certainly are perceptive. We'll make a Christian out of you yet, boy!

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

Ma'am,

Do you happen to be disgustingly obese, as pale as a drowned body pulled in mistakenly by shrimp boat nets, with more gaudy rouge eye liner and dried blood colored lipstick made for all the times you've cut your forearms with a razor?

I'm sorry to dismantle your fantasy but I am afraid that is not what i look like.. Sorry

[Randy Gukta]

Re: The pale enchantress

Greetings one and all.

I am known as the Pale Enchantress. My given name is Alexia Amara-Rose Wongraven, I was not born but came into being some years 50 previous. I am a daughter of the earth, and my mother is she that created you all. I was born a wytch, and not a wiccan. There are things I can do, mortels can't. But my care has always been to love the earth and not to destroy it. My frist human tongue was German, but soon I learnt English, Finnish, Russian, Norwegian and French.
Harken my moonchilds cry, I have never aged since I was. So taken a break from my duties, I went to study at university and then found this charming site. You peolple implore my heart to laughter, Merry meet and good luck in life.

A frail remembrance glorificates the nightside-ascendance

Ma'am,

Do you happen to be disgustingly obese, as pale as a drowned body pulled in mistakenly by shrimp boat nets, with more gaudy rouge eye liner and dried blood colored lipstick made for all the times you've cut your forearms with a razor?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The pale enchantress

Myself yes. My computer no! Although when I found out who it was, they got what they deserved..

A Satanic hex, no doubt.

Yeah, a nice can of WD-40 works pretty well against even the geekiest hacker. *snicker*

I don't even want to know why you want to lubricate hacker geeks.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The pale enchantress

Myself yes. My computer no! Although when I found out who it was, they got what they deserved..

Yeah, a nice can of WD-40 works pretty well against even the geekiest hacker. *snicker*

[Enobarbus]

Re: The pale enchantress

In only hope you mean God and not that there is a strange perveted stalker watching my halls.

The Department of Faith is not a perverted stalker.

http://www.whitehouse.org/index.asp

http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/index.asp

That there are strange perverted stalkers also watching the Halls of Manchester University goes without saying. Most of the people in that strange and perverted place are no doubt strange and perverted stalkers themselves. It is a seculiar university and in Godless Britiain to boot.

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

Oh, come now, surely an 'immortal' such as yourself could protect yourself from mere mortal hackers?

Myself yes. My computer no! Although when I found out who it was, they got what they deserved..

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The pale enchantress

Thankyou. Yes I've had trouble form hackers in the past. Evil things. Thanks so much for making the post invisible.

Oh, come now, surely an 'immortal' such as yourself could protect yourself from mere mortal hackers?

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

Thankyou. Yes I've had trouble form hackers in the past. Evil things. Thanks so much for making the post invisible.

[Enobarbus]

Re: The pale enchantress

Can I ask you to remove the ip address from the post , but as we are agreed that we seem to be from the same university. I am worried about hackers. And the univeristy address again I am worried about hackers.

The post has been made invisible. I think that finding the University's address would be fairly easy, really, but perhaps it shouldn't have been published just as a matter of etiquette. If it helps your concern about hackers, since the address is the University's it doesn't identify you (except to make it known that you are from there, which you have already told us) and the University will have a pretty secure network.