[OnYourKnees]

Re: The pale enchantress

Alas magick has no cure for the common flu. A virus is an living organism, and I'm sworn not to kill life.

As discussed, a virus isn't living.

However, your magic seems pretty weak if it can't even cure the flu. Even Pharaoh's wizards were able to cover the land with frogs, after Moses had done so. Because a million frogs isn't nearly enough, two million is better.



As you can see in this depiction, ancient Egyptians also had washboards and washbasins, much like American pioneers.

[Peter]

Re: The pale enchantress

So you can hex/curse people but you cannot cure the flu?
There are no such thing as "viruses", that's another myth pushed by scientists, just like DNA or that the earth revolves around the sun.

Illness is caused by Jesus directly, or Jesus allowing (or sending) demons of sickness into you.
If a True Christian™ Pastor were to pray over you and lay on hands, you would get cured.

It was about time that I had a good laugh.
You say a guy who is dead for about 2000 years can make you sick?
Virusses do exist.

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

So you can hex/curse people but you cannot cure the flu?
There are no such thing as "viruses", that's another myth pushed by scientists, just like DNA or that the earth revolves around the sun.

Illness is caused by Jesus directly, or Jesus allowing (or sending) demons of sickness into you.
If a True Christian™ Pastor were to pray over you and lay on hands, you would get cured.

But since you don't believe in Jesus, such an act would be ungodly, neither could we oppose the Lord's will.
You've made your choice of rejecting Jesus Christ, so you have to live (and die) with the consequences.

REALLY? Well it's a good thing my boyfriend turned up yesterday and fought the demons off with a good old fashioned Lemsip. was Lemsip invented by Jesus too?

[Enobarbus]

Re: The pale enchantress

Scientifically speaking, it isn't. It doesn't metabolise or carry out any form of homeostasis. They're parasites, they're not alive.
Truthfully speaking, it's Jesus, as SalvationSeeker said.

It seems to be in debate, according to Wickedapedia.

It has been argued extensively whether viruses are living organisms. Most virologists consider them non-living, as they do not meet all the criteria of the generally accepted definition of life. They are similar to obligate intracellular parasites as they lack the means for self-reproduction outside a host cell, but unlike parasites, viruses are generally not considered to be true living organisms. A definitive answer is still elusive. Some organisms considered to be living exhibit characteristics of both living and non-living particles, as viruses do. For those who consider viruses living, viruses are an exception to the cell theory proposed by Theodor Schwann, as viruses are not made up of cells.

Since there is nothing specifically about this in the KJV1611 we can only make inferences about it. I believe that we can dismiss the notion of viruses being living.

Besides, I think the ignorant witch is getting confused with bacteria.

Bit this seculiar foolishness is not something we need overly concern ourselves with. Let us praise the Lord for the monumentous privilege of being amongst his elite, and pray that no matter how vile and evil these unsaved trash that infest our boards are that they may still find the light and be able to join us.

[Brother John]

Re: The pale enchantress

A virus is an living organism

Scientifically speaking, it isn't. It doesn't metabolise or carry out any form of homeostasis. They're parasites, they're not alive.
Truthfully speaking, it's Jesus, as SalvationSeeker said.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The pale enchantress

Alas magick has no cure for the common flu. A virus is an living organism, and I'm sworn not to kill life.

So you can hex/curse people but you cannot cure the flu?
There are no such thing as "viruses", that's another myth pushed by scientists, just like DNA or that the earth revolves around the sun.

Illness is caused by Jesus directly, or Jesus allowing (or sending) demons of sickness into you.
If a True Christian™ Pastor were to pray over you and lay on hands, you would get cured.

But since you don't believe in Jesus, such an act would be ungodly, neither could we oppose the Lord's will.
You've made your choice of rejecting Jesus Christ, so you have to live (and die) with the consequences.

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

Alas magick has no cure for the common flu. A virus is an living organism, and I'm sworn not to kill life.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The pale enchantress

Oh my!! This dungeons and dragons wannabe druid gets sick just like the rest of us mortals. Oh, the great protector of the Earth with her vast powers is bed ridden.

Since I gave myself to Jesus I've never been sick. Not once. The he goat of the black sabbath has nothing on Jesus. You'd best switch to the winning side before it's too late. It's only a matter of time before President Bush adds some biblical correctness to the constitution.

Godly point friend. All that is needed is to contrast your good health with that s wanna be druidess'. Sin is the cause of all illness and Jesus is the cure.

[Randy Gukta]

Re: The pale enchantress

I'm off to sleep now. If I can. Sorry if I seem cranky I have been condemned to my bed with an illness and have not quite yet recovered. But It was nice to pass some time.
Speak soon and such likes
Best regards..

Oh my!! This dungeons and dragons wannabe druid gets sick just like the rest of us mortals. Oh, the great protector of the Earth with her vast powers is bed ridden.

Since I gave myself to Jesus I've never been sick. Not once. The he goat of the black sabbath has nothing on Jesus. You'd best switch to the winning side before it's too late. It's only a matter of time before President Bush adds some biblical correctness to the constitution.

[Daniel]

Re: The pale enchantress

Greetings one and all.

I am known as the Pale Enchantress. My given name is Alexia Amara-Rose Wongraven, I was not born but came into being some years 50 previous. I am a daughter of the earth, and my mother is she that created you all. I was born a wytch, and not a wiccan. There are things I can do, mortels can't. But my care has always been to love the earth and not to destroy it. My frist human tongue was German, but soon I learnt English, Finnish, Russian, Norwegian and French.
Harken my moonchilds cry, I have never aged since I was. So taken a break from my duties, I went to study at university and then found this charming site. You peolple implore my heart to laughter, Merry meet and good luck in life.

A frail remembrance glorificates the nightside-ascendance

I have no words to express my disgust. Don't worry. It's a dry heat.

[Brother V]

Re: The pale enchantress

Ahem. I say nothing.

Actually one gets ill when we get the flu. But have since recovered now.. And yes Lovely lovely goats milk and Jack Daniels. That is how we start the day! You forgot a lovely long line of Crack.

Snorting crack... that's hardcore!

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

Who is this vile degenerate and how much narcotics has it ingested?? Honestly, I'm surprised it's still able to stand, let alone type.
Did you honestly expect anyone to believe you, child? Please, we're True Christians, not nonsensical, gullible morons who will believe anything that's written!

Ahem. I say nothing.

Actually one gets ill when we get the flu. But have since recovered now.. And yes Lovely lovely goats milk and Jack Daniels. That is how we start the day! You forgot a lovely long line of Crack.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The pale enchantress

Who is this vile degenerate and how much narcotics has it ingested??

It has openly admitted that its idea of a good, nutritious breakfast is a bowl of boiled oats served with jam, milk (most likely goat's milk, for the Satanic associations), some crumbled horse tranquilizer and clarky cat, and washed down with a good swig of whiskey. And that's just when it gets up in the morning - I'd hate to imagine what it has for lunch.

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: The pale enchantress

Who is this vile degenerate and how much narcotics has it ingested?? Honestly, I'm surprised it's still able to stand, let alone type.
Did you honestly expect anyone to believe you, child? Please, we're True Christians, not nonsensical, gullible morons who will believe anything that's written!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The pale enchantress

I have been condemned to my bed with an illness and have not quite yet recovered.

That isn't surprising, when you turn your back on Jesus, that's what happens.