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  • QuestioningObserver
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    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2009
    • 4

    #1

    So hi

    Hello Landover Baptist Church.
    Basically I came here after been linked from another forum and after reading through your threads'n'such.
    THIS stood out especially to me. Now Mario Galaxy is a piece of shite I must admit but saying the producers of the game are trying to make us all homosexual is a overstatement, well to me I do believe its utter bullshit. Now I grew up playing the Mario games and I have turned out a straight arrow.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: So hi

    What Church do you attend, son?

    Wjhat is your favorite scripture?

    Where are you located?

    Are you a Homer?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • QuestioningObserver
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      • Aug 2009
      • 4

      #3
      Re: So hi

      All I'm going to say is that I'm from Victoria in Australia and that my favourite passage would have to be, 1 Corinthians 12:12.
      And as I already stated, I'm not a "homer".

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: So hi

        Originally posted by QuestioningObserver View Post
        All I'm going to say is that I'm from Victoria in Australia and that my favourite passage would have to be, 1 Corinthians 12:12.
        And as I already stated, I'm not a "homer".
        Well Son, being secretive is no way to go though life son. You will find, because of your deviousness, many will make incorrect assumptions, but because you are not Honest, you will never be believed. God hates liars.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • QuestioningObserver
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          • Aug 2009
          • 4

          #5
          Re: So hi

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Well Son, being secretive is no way to go though life son. You will find, because of your deviousness, many will make incorrect assumptions, but because you are not Honest, you will never be believed. God hates liars.

          The reason I'm being sketchy is that I do not feel comfortable disclosing to much information of the internet.
          As you probably know just about all internet traffic is monitered in some way, whether it be your ISP or the government its better to be cautious than run in all rambo and putting yourself in the middle of a shitstorm.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: So hi

            Why is your little man on fire? Is he already in hell?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: So hi

              Originally posted by QuestioningObserver View Post
              The reason I'm being sketchy is that I do not feel comfortable disclosing to much information of the internet.
              As you probably know just about all internet traffic is monitered in some way, whether it be your ISP or the government its better to be cautious than run in all rambo and putting yourself in the middle of a shitstorm.
              Tommy, you watch your mouth in here boy. This is God's forum.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: So hi

                Uh oh.... you did it now! You have incurred Pastor Zeke's wrath. I tried to warn you.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: So hi

                  How come you titled your intro thread, "so hi"? Are you on the dope?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • angels
                    Forum Member, lost in space
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 794

                    #10
                    Re: So hi

                    Originally posted by QuestioningObserver View Post
                    The reason I'm being sketchy is that I do not feel comfortable disclosing to much information of the internet.
                    As you probably know just about all internet traffic is monitered in some way, whether it be your ISP or the government its better to be cautious than run in all rambo and putting yourself in the middle of a shitstorm.

                    There's no need to be making up a storm anyway. Why would you think you'd be in the middle of one.?
                    As for being monitered, well that happens everyday at some point. But feel free to be open with the Members here. Being Truthful is ALWAYS the best option.

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                    • Vavoline Johnson
                      Mammy
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 960

                      #11
                      Re: So hi

                      Originally posted by QuestioningObserver View Post
                      The reason I'm being sketchy is that I do not feel comfortable disclosing to much information of the internet.
                      As you probably know just about all internet traffic is monitered in some way, whether it be your ISP or the government its better to be cautious than run in all rambo and putting yourself in the middle of a shitstorm.
                      You ain't "sketchy", you is paranoid.
                      How can we an da Lawd be judgin you iffen you don't tell us anything but" you ain't no homer"? Maybe you is!
                      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: So hi

                        Originally posted by QuestioningObserver View Post
                        All I'm going to say is that I'm from Victoria in Australia
                        I'm sorry to hear that. I pray you can sober up enough to let Jesus in. Based on your post, it's safe to assume you didn't hear the Word of the Lord being spread by our missionaries when they visited your remote and inhospitable island.
                        So tell me, you've obviously played that sodomite-enabling video "game". How many other copies did you steal, and did you burn the lot of them?
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                        • Miss April
                          Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 685

                          #13
                          Re: So hi

                          Hello QuestioningObserver Welcame to Gods Favorite Forum please Tell us more about yourself First What's your name boy? you are a boy right? Which Chruch does your father take you to? are you saved? How long have you knew Great Lord Jesus?

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                          • WWJDnow
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6314

                            #14
                            Re: So hi

                            Originally posted by QuestioningObserver View Post
                            Now I grew up playing the Mario games and I have turned out a straight arrow.
                            Come on, you've never thought about going the other way just a little?

                            Originally posted by QuestioningObserver View Post
                            As you probably know just about all internet traffic is monitered in some way....
                            I bet the Department of Faith already knows where you park.
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