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  • JustGotSaved
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 519

    #1

    I just got saved yesterdy

    Now i see the light. Glory be and praise God. The brothers at the Topeka Mission for Transients showed me the way.

    Now i'm here to embrace my borthers and sisters in christhallegjuah.

    Just Got Saved!
    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974

    #2
    Re: I just got saved yesterdy

    What vile sin did you commit to have acquired such a horrifying forehead?
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: I just got saved yesterdy

      Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
      What vile sin did you commit to have acquired such a horrifying forehead?
      That's perfectly normal for the Brothers at the Mission. (And I mean BROTHERS)


      Welcome.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Jenni111
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 323

        #4
        Re: I just got saved yesterdy

        Welcome to God's favourite forum!

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        • JustGotSaved
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 519

          #5
          Re: I just got saved yesterdy

          It was Eve's sinful actions with that snake that cursed me, and all of us! We're all sick and loathing and when this world is burnt and charred by the wholy fire of the lord it'll be a nicer place. (see my sig)

          Please dont pick on my head anymore.
          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: I just got saved yesterdy

            Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
            Please dont pick on my head anymore.
            On the contrary, we should celebrate your head and the fact that Jesus can give someone who looks like you the chance to get Saved.

            I shout GLORY!! Brother.

            Now, how did Jesus go about guiding you to our Boards?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Worped
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Aug 2009
              • 18

              #7
              Re: I just got saved yesterdy

              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
              What vile sin did you commit to have acquired such a horrifying forehead?
              Ouch! That's a bit mean!
              I am a proud God-hating sodomite!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: I just got saved yesterdy

                Originally posted by Worped View Post
                Ouch! That's a bit mean!
                Worf should talk about strange looking foreheads!
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • JustGotSaved
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 519

                  #9
                  Re: I just got saved yesterdy

                  I thank you for the love and acceptance shown to me here, escpically by the pretty ladies. It's good to know that before the fierey end comes for us all in Jesu's good time that this lowly slug will have found kinship with you good people. I'm proud to call you sister and offer you my warm embrace.

                  I used to be a bad person. I stoled from houses. But that all changed just yesterday! Now i'm born again and using this computer i got from my last house, i found this website bookmarked and here i am!

                  Praise Jesus!
                  Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: I just got saved yesterdy

                    Look, the poor man has had to suffer through life with such a odd deformity. I'm sure he has had to endure many cruel jokes over his lifetime. Things like...

                    "He doesn't have a Forehead, he has a FIVEHEAD!"
                    "You weren't a natural birth, were you?"
                    "Take me to your leader, Earthling!"
                    "Your Forehead is so big it has its own ZIP code!"
                    "Hey, didn't I see you before in the cantina from Star Wars?"



                    So please, let's be kind to this gentlemen. Insults like that can drive a person to suicide. Although he couldn't fit his head in a gas oven if he tried!

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: I just got saved yesterdy

                      Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                      I thank you for the love and acceptance shown to me here, escpically by the pretty ladies. It's good to know that before the fierey end comes for us all in Jesu's good time that this lowly slug will have found kinship with you good people. I'm proud to call you sister and offer you my warm embrace.

                      I used to be a bad person. I stoled from houses. But that all changed just yesterday! Now i'm born again and using this computer i got from my last house, i found this website bookmarked and here i am!

                      Praise Jesus!
                      You have warmed my heart with your Praise-worthy Posts.
                      Now you are Saved, you can call me Sister........ if it pleases you.
                      My security team may not let you get close enough for me to hear it but I know you mean well.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Giant Negro
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 38

                        #12
                        Re: I just got saved yesterdy

                        I'd rather be the savage black negro that I am then be this guy. If God saved you then how come you still have that forehead?

                        Anyways, welcome to the forum Ijustgotsaved, enjoy your stay.
                        I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: I just got saved yesterdy

                          Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
                          then be this guy. If God saved you then how come you still have that forehead?
                          You're still Black.

                          Lets not forget, this poor creature is not yet a True Christian(tm).
                          Only then shall they have perfection.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Giant Negro
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 38

                            #14
                            Re: I just got saved yesterdy

                            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                            You're still Black.

                            Lets not forget, this poor creature is not yet a True Christian™.
                            Only then shall they have perfection.
                            Perhaps. but my right forearm has no more pigmentation due to my vitiligio.
                            I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2026
                              • 15118

                              #15
                              Re: I just got saved yesterdy

                              Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
                              Perhaps. but my right forearm has no more pigmentation due to my vitiligio.
                              That's Jesus at work my friend.
                              He is curing you of your Nigra ways one limb at a time.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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