I just got saved yesterdy

[JustGotSaved]

Now i see the light. Glory be and praise God. The brothers at the Topeka Mission for Transients showed me the way.

Now i'm here to embrace my borthers and sisters in christhallegjuah.

Just Got Saved!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

What vile sin did you commit to have acquired such a horrifying forehead?

[Talitha]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

What vile sin did you commit to have acquired such a horrifying forehead?

That's perfectly normal for the Brothers at the Mission. (And I mean BROTHERS)


Welcome.

[Jenni111]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

Welcome to God's favourite forum!

[JustGotSaved]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

It was Eve's sinful actions with that snake that cursed me, and all of us! We're all sick and loathing and when this world is burnt and charred by the wholy fire of the lord it'll be a nicer place. (see my sig)

Please dont pick on my head anymore.

[Talitha]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

Please dont pick on my head anymore.

On the contrary, we should celebrate your head and the fact that Jesus can give someone who looks like you the chance to get Saved.

I shout GLORY!! Brother.

Now, how did Jesus go about guiding you to our Boards?

[Worped]

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What vile sin did you commit to have acquired such a horrifying forehead?

Ouch! That's a bit mean!

[Nobar King]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

Ouch! That's a bit mean!

Worf should talk about strange looking foreheads!

[JustGotSaved]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

I thank you for the love and acceptance shown to me here, escpically by the pretty ladies. It's good to know that before the fierey end comes for us all in Jesu's good time that this lowly slug will have found kinship with you good people. I'm proud to call you sister and offer you my warm embrace.

I used to be a bad person. I stoled from houses. But that all changed just yesterday! Now i'm born again and using this computer i got from my last house, i found this website bookmarked and here i am!

Praise Jesus!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Look, the poor man has had to suffer through life with such a odd deformity. I'm sure he has had to endure many cruel jokes over his lifetime. Things like...

"He doesn't have a Forehead, he has a FIVEHEAD!"
"You weren't a natural birth, were you?"
"Take me to your leader, Earthling!"
"Your Forehead is so big it has its own ZIP code!"
"Hey, didn't I see you before in the cantina from Star Wars?"



So please, let's be kind to this gentlemen. Insults like that can drive a person to suicide. Although he couldn't fit his head in a gas oven if he tried!

[Talitha]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

I thank you for the love and acceptance shown to me here, escpically by the pretty ladies. It's good to know that before the fierey end comes for us all in Jesu's good time that this lowly slug will have found kinship with you good people. I'm proud to call you sister and offer you my warm embrace.

I used to be a bad person. I stoled from houses. But that all changed just yesterday! Now i'm born again and using this computer i got from my last house, i found this website bookmarked and here i am!

Praise Jesus!

You have warmed my heart with your Praise-worthy Posts.
Now you are Saved, you can call me Sister........ if it pleases you.
My security team may not let you get close enough for me to hear it but I know you mean well.

[Giant Negro]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

I'd rather be the savage black negro that I am then be this guy. If God saved you then how come you still have that forehead?

Anyways, welcome to the forum Ijustgotsaved, enjoy your stay.

[Talitha]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

then be this guy. If God saved you then how come you still have that forehead?

You're still Black.

Lets not forget, this poor creature is not yet a True Christian(tm).
Only then shall they have perfection.

[Giant Negro]

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You're still Black.

Lets not forget, this poor creature is not yet a True Christian™.
Only then shall they have perfection.

Perhaps. but my right forearm has no more pigmentation due to my vitiligio.

[Talitha]

Re: I just got saved yesterdy

Perhaps. but my right forearm has no more pigmentation due to my vitiligio.

That's Jesus at work my friend.
He is curing you of your Nigra ways one limb at a time.