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  • TheRaptureIsComing
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    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2009
    • 3
    #1

    Hello

    I was raised Catholic, but five years ago I became a Christian! I spend my weekends protesting against the murder of unborn children, and I have never participated in any homosexual activities.

    It's nice to meet you all!
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm)! Tell us what your name is, what church you go to, and your favorite Bible verse.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • TheRaptureIsComing
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          Under Investigation
          • Aug 2009
          • 3
          #3
          Re: Hello

          My name is Mary Maguire, I attend Saddleback Church, and my favorite bible verse is Revelations 7:14.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by TheRaptureIsComing View Post
              My name is Mary Maguire, I attend Saddleback Church, and my favorite bible verse is Revelations 7:14.
              Uh, lady, Rick Warren is a false Christian and a sodomite defender. Not to mention he endorsed Barack Hussein Obama in the last election.

              I realize that you're just a female, and that being an ex-papist most likely addled your brain even further, but you need to know that you are not Saved(c) until you accept God and His Holy Word (ALL of it!), and are washed in Christ's blood.

              What is it about Revelation 7:14 that curls your toes?

              Rev. 7:14 And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.
              That sure isn't one of Rick's favorites.

              Anyway, please tell us more about yourself. Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • David Goldman
                  (not a Jew)
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 700
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Hi Mary,

                  Saddleback Church is also notoriously known as "Brokeback mountain" church by some people, and I noticed that you went out of your way to proclaim any lack of lesbian activities.

                  Perhaps there is really something else going on that you'd like to confess?
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                  Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                  Romans 1:20
                  For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                  2 Timothy 2:15
                  Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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                    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2241
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by David (not a Jew) View Post

                      . . . Perhaps there is really something else going on that you'd like to confess?

                      I was just thinking that. Very perceptive.
                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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