The Good Wife.

[TheGoodWife]

I am here to find a man suitable in gods eyes and keep me in submission where i belong as a woman.
I cook and clean with out a sour word, and i have never burned a steak in my life

You may call me Mary Catherine if you're a heathen and call a unmarried woman by her first name, otherwise, I'm Miss Harper.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The Good Wife.

I'm sure you're a good cook. I bet you can make excellent panacakes.

What church do you go to and what is your favorite Bible verse?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: The Good Wife.

I am here to find a man suitable in gods eyes and keep me in submission where i belong as a woman.
I cook and clean with out a sour word, and i have never burned a steak in my life

You may call me Mary Catherine if you're a heathen and call a unmarried woman by her first name, otherwise, I'm Miss Jesus.

Nice to meet you ma'am! You look like fine wife material to me. I am quite single and I am in the market for an helpmeet.

I do not believe I will be calling you Miss Jesus however, as it does seem a bit God mocking. Also, you will want to be using a capital 'G' when using the word God to refer to the One True God. His name and all references to Him and His Son need to capitalized.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Good Wife.

Please tell us more about yourself. What church does your family attend? What's your favorite Scripture?

I'm uncomfortable with any female wanting to be called "miss Jesus." That smacks of blasphemy.

[TheGoodWife]

Re: The Good Wife.

I'm sure you're a good cook. I bet you can make excellent panacakes.

What church do you go to and what is your favorite Bible verse?

Yes i make panacakes in the shape of the cross. Red tinted syrup that i make myself too.
I have yet to find a church with a strict enough doctrine. Im hoping to find that here.

Nice to meet you ma'am! You look like fine wife material to me. I am quite single and I am in the market for an helpmeet.

I do not believe I will be calling you Miss Jesus however, as it does seem a bit God mocking. Also, you will want to be using a capital 'G' when using the word God to refer to the One True God. His name and all references to Him and His Son need to capitalized.

I've always fancied a life in the skies, so i could be closer to God, and spread The Real Word to the heathens.
Im terribly sorry sir, This newfangled computer made me have a severe typo, My last name is Jessup.

Please tell us more about yourself. What church does your family attend? What's your favorite Scripture?

I'm uncomfortable with any female wanting to be called "miss Jesus." That smacks of blasphemy.

As, I stated above, I have yet to find a strict enough church, and my favorite scripture is Exodus 10:10

And he said unto them, Let the LORD be so with you, as I will let you go, and your little ones: look to it; for evil is before you.

And im terribly sorry again for the mistype. I am Miss Jessup.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: The Good Wife.

Good to meet you Miss Jessup. How did you find our Godly forum? The internets are full of all manner of blasphemy. Everything from nudity to online gambling. Why, do you know that there are even genuine vampires on the world wide webs! Can you believe it!?!

[TheGoodWife]

Re: The Good Wife.

Good to meet you Miss Jessup. How did you find our Godly forum? The internets are full of all manner of blasphemy. Everything from nudity to online gambling. Why, do you know that there are even genuine vampires on the world wide webs! Can you believe it!?!

Vampires online?
I am shocked, those undead heathens need to find a good ray of light to bake under.
And I was using this thing called Google? And I happened upon this lovely site

[David Goldman]

Re: The Good Wife.

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

What do you enjoy doing, when you are not rebuking vampire children?

[Jenni111]

Re: The Good Wife.

Welcome, Miss Jessup!!!

[TheGoodWife]

Re: The Good Wife.

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

What do you enjoy doing, when you are not rebuking vampire children?

I enjoy cooking and cleaning, and I very much enjoys sewing. I can fix your trousers if they happen to split. And I always enjoy studying Gods Word. King James version is the only version I will allow around me.

Welcome, Miss Jessup!!!

Thank you Miss, do you have a Last name I could refer to you with?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Good Wife.

How old are you? You look like you should have been married off and popping out future soldiers for Christ long ago.

I'm troubled by your lack of Churching. How often does your father lay on Godly Christian beatings?

[TheGoodWife]

Re: The Good Wife.

How old are you? You look like you should have been married off and popping out future soldiers for Christ long ago.

I'm troubled by your lack of Churching. How often does your father lay on Godly Christian beatings?

My father rarely has to lay a beating on me since my teen years, I've been a good daughter. He refuses to let me marry till he finds a suitable enough man for me to spend my life serving.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Good Wife.

My father rarely has to lay a beating on me since my teen years, I've been a good daughter. He refuses to let me marry till he finds a suitable enough man for me to spend my life serving.

So how old are you? Are you an old maid?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The Good Wife.

My father rarely has to lay a beating on me since my teen years, I've been a good daughter. He refuses to let me marry till he finds a suitable enough man for me to spend my life serving.

Hmm...why is your name "TheGoodWife" then if you're not married?

I must say you do have very nice hair! I would recommend you go to cosmetology school because you have great talent, but it's not a good idea for a woman to hold a job. For her salvation's sake.

[TheGoodWife]

Re: The Good Wife.

So how old are you? Are you an old maid?

I'm 22, so I'm afraid so :/ although my age on here isn't right, another typo on my part.

Hmm...why is your name "TheGoodWife" then if you're not married?

I must say you do have very nice hair! I would recommend you go to cosmetology school because you have great talent, but it's not a good idea for a woman to hold a job. For her salvation's sake.

Because I'm advertising that I would be a good wife.

And no sir, I wouldn't dream of making it on my own, but I could cut my husbands hair!