Unsaved "logical" advice offered

[James Hutchins]

Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.

I saw on this thread someone claiming jesus listens only to those with PROPER AMERICAN GRAMMAR
-history lesson-
The bible was originally written in what language?
Hebrew.
What is the primary language spoken in America?
English.

Fun Fact: A significant number of English words are constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.

Not sure what your issue is and the connection between good grammar and the roots of language. I will tell you good grammar, proper spelling and valid sentence structure enables the reader to better understand the writers ideas. You failed on this area.

On the main subject of I HAVE A PENIS SO I CAN PUT IT WHERE I WANT IT ill just state some fun facts

Fun Fact: In humans males are larger then females.
Why I state this
As shown with any animal the larger of the gender becomes dominate This is do to the fact we are Physically STRONGER
Physical domination + the time period = Why they thought they were better by having a penis

You apparently like to make generalizations. Not all men are larger than all women. Men are superior to women due to physiological reasons. How a mans body is designed in comparison to a woman, let alone the superior intellect a male has. Women are designed to make babies. God only gave them the ability to speak to let the man know his dinner is ready.

I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good ill be back to talk later

As others have stated, that comment is slanderous and I intend to become part of the lawsuit. You cannot go making comments like that on a public forum.
I am sure you will not be banned, yet. At least not until our attorneys tell us to.

Son, I hope the reason for the ridiculous outbust is due to a drug or alcohol problem and not because you are a mental defective.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.

And tomorrow you'll be Satan's urinal cake.

On the main subject of I HAVE A PENIS SO I CAN PUT IT WHERE I WANT IT

Please provide some Biblical evidence for that statement, friend.

I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

More vile atheist lies. It is an honest Christian fact that I have never been accused of any kind of improper behaviour with girls of that age.

If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good ill be back to talk later

Don't worry. I can think of many reasons why you might be banned, but I don't think anyone could accuse you of being excessively rational or good.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

I'm not the one who shows up uninvited on God's favorite discussion board to spout off about tallywhackers and physical domination in his very first post.

If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good....

Don't worry; there's no danger at all of that.

[Nobar King]

Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

I could sue you for this kind of slander. How much money do your parents have?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

Physical domination + the time period = Why they thought they were better by having a penis

You seem to have a real penis fixation. Are you a homer?

I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

It's always like this. People can't attack our rock solid facts and immaculate logic, so, instead, they launch personal attacks that are totally off topic against us. It's pathetic. We ought to institute an IQ test before unsaved trash can post here, because this one is definitely riding the short bus.

Fun fact: Nobody cares what you think, Sinner Homo. Really.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

Hmmm.


Another deranged homosexual wanders in off the street . . .

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.

I hope you're doing this pro bono, because I doubt it's going to be worth much.

I saw on this thread someone claiming Jesus listens only to those with PROPER AMERICAN GRAMMAR
-history lesson-
The bible was originally written in what language?
Hebrew.
What is the primary language spoken in America?
English.

The facts of the case are that God, tired of papists mistranslating things and lazy monks (also papists) leaving bits out, inspired King James directly, to have the definitive version of His Word written down. This became KJV1611 - it is inerrant and timeless. You therefore see that it really doesn't matter in which language the original Bible was written - we have the Perfect Version.

As to the American language, KJV1611 was written in God's language. King James, his work done, became over-confident after his encounter with God and started to introduce tyrannical religious laws. Those most loyal to God now set sail to America to escape the oppression. They took with them KJV1611.

Its language became the language of the colonists and thus it became American. Anyone with an ounce of sense can see the difference between English and American.

Fun Fact: A significant number of English words are constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.

And Who created Latin and Greek? God. You do recall The Tower of Babel?

If God thought it was good to mix up the very best parts of other languages to create American, then so be it!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

You sound like some kind of perverted nutcase.

Were you aware of our "Unsaved Not Wanted" policy at Landover Baptist? Better take a look, hatemonger.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.

I saw on this thread someone claiming jesus listens only to those with PROPER AMERICAN GRAMMAR
-history lesson-
The bible was originally written in what language?
Hebrew.
What is the primary language spoken in America?
English.

History Lesson for you...
The Bible was written in more than just Hebrew. It was also written in Aramaic and Greek. Now you know.

Fun Fact: A significant number of English words are constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.

Fun Fact: This preceding fun fact is completely irrelevant!

On the main subject of I HAVE A PENIS SO I CAN PUT IT WHERE I WANT IT ill just state some fun facts

Fun Fact: In humans males are larger then females.
Why I state this
As shown with any animal the larger of the gender becomes dominate This is do to the fact we are Physically STRONGER
Physical domination + the time period = Why they thought they were better by having a penis

I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good ill be back to talk later

What are you talking about? What does penises and size have to do with this discussion? If you're the advocate of reason, then I'm the Queen of England!

[Sane Human]

Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.

I saw on this thread someone claiming jesus listens only to those with PROPER AMERICAN GRAMMAR
-history lesson-
The bible was originally written in what language?
Hebrew.
What is the primary language spoken in America?
English.

Fun Fact: A significant number of English words are constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.

On the main subject of I HAVE A PENIS SO I CAN PUT IT WHERE I WANT IT ill just state some fun facts

Fun Fact: In humans males are larger then females.
Why I state this
As shown with any animal the larger of the gender becomes dominate This is do to the fact we are Physically STRONGER
Physical domination + the time period = Why they thought they were better by having a penis

I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good ill be back to talk later