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    Unsaved "logical" advice offered

    Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.

    I saw on this thread someone claiming jesus listens only to those with PROPER AMERICAN GRAMMAR
    -history lesson-
    The bible was originally written in what language?
    Hebrew.
    What is the primary language spoken in America?
    English.

    Fun Fact: A significant number of English words are constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.

    On the main subject of I HAVE A PENIS SO I CAN PUT IT WHERE I WANT IT ill just state some fun facts

    Fun Fact: In humans males are larger then females.
    Why I state this
    As shown with any animal the larger of the gender becomes dominate This is do to the fact we are Physically STRONGER
    Physical domination + the time period = Why they thought they were better by having a penis

    I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

    If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good ill be back to talk later
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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  • #2
    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

    Originally posted by Sane Human View Post
    Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.

    I saw on this thread someone claiming jesus listens only to those with PROPER AMERICAN GRAMMAR
    -history lesson-
    The bible was originally written in what language?
    Hebrew.
    What is the primary language spoken in America?
    English.
    History Lesson for you...
    The Bible was written in more than just Hebrew. It was also written in Aramaic and Greek. Now you know.

    Fun Fact: A significant number of English words are constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.
    Fun Fact: This preceding fun fact is completely irrelevant!

    On the main subject of I HAVE A PENIS SO I CAN PUT IT WHERE I WANT IT ill just state some fun facts

    Fun Fact: In humans males are larger then females.
    Why I state this
    As shown with any animal the larger of the gender becomes dominate This is do to the fact we are Physically STRONGER
    Physical domination + the time period = Why they thought they were better by having a penis

    I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

    If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good ill be back to talk later
    What are you talking about? What does penises and size have to do with this discussion? If you're the advocate of reason, then I'm the Queen of England!

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    • #3
      Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

      You sound like some kind of perverted nutcase.

      Were you aware of our "Unsaved Not Wanted" policy at Landover Baptist? Better take a look, hatemonger.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

        Originally posted by Sane Human View Post
        Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.
        I hope you're doing this pro bono, because I doubt it's going to be worth much.

        I saw on this thread someone claiming Jesus listens only to those with PROPER AMERICAN GRAMMAR
        -history lesson-
        The bible was originally written in what language?
        Hebrew.
        What is the primary language spoken in America?
        English.
        The facts of the case are that God, tired of papists mistranslating things and lazy monks (also papists) leaving bits out, inspired King James directly, to have the definitive version of His Word written down. This became KJV1611 - it is inerrant and timeless. You therefore see that it really doesn't matter in which language the original Bible was written - we have the Perfect Version.

        As to the American language, KJV1611 was written in God's language. King James, his work done, became over-confident after his encounter with God and started to introduce tyrannical religious laws. Those most loyal to God now set sail to America to escape the oppression. They took with them KJV1611.

        Its language became the language of the colonists and thus it became American. Anyone with an ounce of sense can see the difference between English and American.

        Fun Fact: A significant number of English words are constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.
        And Who created Latin and Greek? God. You do recall The Tower of Babel?

        If God thought it was good to mix up the very best parts of other languages to create American, then so be it!
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        • #5
          Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

          Hmmm.


          Another deranged homosexual wanders in off the street . . .



          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • #6
            Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

            Originally posted by Sane Human View Post
            Physical domination + the time period = Why they thought they were better by having a penis
            You seem to have a real penis fixation. Are you a homer?

            I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls
            It's always like this. People can't attack our rock solid facts and immaculate logic, so, instead, they launch personal attacks that are totally off topic against us. It's pathetic. We ought to institute an IQ test before unsaved trash can post here, because this one is definitely riding the short bus.

            Fun fact: Nobody cares what you think, Sinner Homo. Really.
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            • #7
              Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

              I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls
              I could sue you for this kind of slander. How much money do your parents have?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

                Originally posted by Sane Human View Post
                I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls
                I'm not the one who shows up uninvited on God's favorite discussion board to spout off about tallywhackers and physical domination in his very first post.

                If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good....
                Don't worry; there's no danger at all of that.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • #9
                  Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

                  Originally posted by Sane Human View Post
                  Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.
                  And tomorrow you'll be Satan's urinal cake.
                  On the main subject of I HAVE A PENIS SO I CAN PUT IT WHERE I WANT IT
                  Please provide some Biblical evidence for that statement, friend.
                  I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls
                  More vile atheist lies. It is an honest Christian fact that I have never been accused of any kind of improper behaviour with girls of that age.
                  If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good ill be back to talk later
                  Don't worry. I can think of many reasons why you might be banned, but I don't think anyone could accuse you of being excessively rational or good.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                  • #10
                    Re: Unsaved "logical" advice offered

                    Originally posted by Sane Human View Post
                    Hello today I will be the advocate of reason.

                    I saw on this thread someone claiming jesus listens only to those with PROPER AMERICAN GRAMMAR
                    -history lesson-
                    The bible was originally written in what language?
                    Hebrew.
                    What is the primary language spoken in America?
                    English.

                    Fun Fact: A significant number of English words are constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.
                    Not sure what your issue is and the connection between good grammar and the roots of language. I will tell you good grammar, proper spelling and valid sentence structure enables the reader to better understand the writers ideas. You failed on this area.

                    On the main subject of I HAVE A PENIS SO I CAN PUT IT WHERE I WANT IT ill just state some fun facts

                    Fun Fact: In humans males are larger then females.
                    Why I state this
                    As shown with any animal the larger of the gender becomes dominate This is do to the fact we are Physically STRONGER
                    Physical domination + the time period = Why they thought they were better by having a penis
                    You apparently like to make generalizations. Not all men are larger than all women. Men are superior to women due to physiological reasons. How a mans body is designed in comparison to a woman, let alone the superior intellect a male has. Women are designed to make babies. God only gave them the ability to speak to let the man know his dinner is ready.


                    I also have no doubt that if i ran a background check on all of you 99% of you wouldnt be allowed within 10 miles of 8 year old girls

                    If I"m not banned for being the advocate of reason and good ill be back to talk later
                    As others have stated, that comment is slanderous and I intend to become part of the lawsuit. You cannot go making comments like that on a public forum.
                    I am sure you will not be banned, yet. At least not until our attorneys tell us to.

                    Son, I hope the reason for the ridiculous outbust is due to a drug or alcohol problem and not because you are a mental defective.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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