Hey folks!

[M. Div.]

Hello there, I've been asked to introduce myself so I shall do just that. I can't deprive my fellow Christians can I?

I am Cameron and I just started attending this great fellowship at Landover Baptist Church. Also of relevance, I'm a ministry student (hence the name) hoping to be able to start my own church one day under the leadership of this great institution! Why? I love Jesus, that's why!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey folks!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Cameron. Please tell us about yourself. What Church do you attend? How old are you? Why did your parents hate you so much?



Where are you studying? I'd love to see your curriculum. The one we use at Landover Baptist University can be viewed HERE.

[M. Div.]

Re: Hey folks!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Cameron. Please tell us about yourself. What Church do you attend? How old are you? Why did your parents hate you so much?



Where are you studying? I'd love to see your curriculum. The one we use at Landover Baptist University can be viewed HERE.

I'm looking at attending here actually, I've recently moved from a church that actually disagreed with my street preaching. Can you believe that?

As far as age, I'm 22. My parents, well, my parents haven't really supported my ministry efforts.

As far as your school, if only I found out about it before I already started classes!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hey folks!

I'm looking at attending here actually, I've recently moved from a church that actually disagreed with my street preaching. Can you believe that?

As far as age, I'm 22. My parents, well, my parents haven't really supported my ministry efforts.

As far as your school, if only I found out about it before I already started classes!

Very nice. What's your favorite street sermon you give?

Attending Landover is like winning season tickets to the Green Bay Packers. I have been on the waiting list for a long time now. I hear something in the third tier might be opening up in a couple of months.

One can only hope.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Hey folks!

My parents, well, my parents haven't really supported my ministry efforts.

I'm glad to hear it. Jesus said:

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. Luke 14:26

You're well on your way, M. Div.

Crying? You're not some kind of closet homo, are you? We don't allow closet homos here.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Hey folks!

I'm looking at attending here actually, I've recently moved from a church that actually disagreed with my street preaching. Can you believe that?

As far as age, I'm 22. My parents, well, my parents haven't really supported my ministry efforts.

As far as your school, if only I found out about it before I already started classes!

I used to preach out in the red light district of Washington D.C. Myself and many of my brothers in Christ would stand on the corner of one street with signs, lights, a megaphone and ole Billy Bob would play Christian hymes on his guitar. It surely is righteous work for Jesus. Can you believe the police actually work as pimps for the godless whores out there? And that was back when the godly George W. Bush was in office. I dare not even imagine the public orgies, wanton bestiality, shameless homosexuality and legalized practices of white women rape by drug dealing bucks that must be common place occurences out there now that Osambo took office.

On what streets do you preach, friend? Where are you from originally? Have you ben contacted by one of our tithing representatives yet?