[SinisterPizza]

Re: Get to know me first!

Aah, you know what the great Mark Twain had to say about the after life- "go to heaven for the climate, hell for the comany."

Hmm, fictional characters in a fictional place, sounds fitting.

lol

How dare you judge us. The fact is the board is not pervet's pick up place.

I think you're the one judging here, and getting perverted ideas

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

The word you are groping for is "perverted".

It's clear, my friend, that the demons of mean-spiritedness and ill-temper have you in a half-Nelson. Do you realise that Jesus; and only Jesus; can cure you of your anger and despair? It's true BAA, try it. Fling yourself on your knees and beg the Lord for forgiveness -- allow him into your heart and accept Him as your personal Saviour© and start a tithing regimen with Landover. The result, BAA, will be a peace and a calm that you have never hitherto experienced. All your doubts, angers, fears, your chronic ill-temper and depression, and your lusting after unnatural relations with members of your own gender will be things of the past. Yes, accepting Jesus as your Saviour© and giving your life over to him will this affect. It will also guarantee you eternal live in Heaven rather than eternal torment in Hell. Surely the choice is simple, BAA?

I'd rather fling myself headfirst into a septic tank and drown in sewage than beg for forgiveness for something I'm not accountable for.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Get to know me first!

"lezbianic courtship"?!?! What the heck?? You disgusting, vile, perversed, sexist, sad excuse of a homosapien. Can't two females converse? Without you jumping to ridiculous conclusions?!


I was in FL last summer, I'd an awesome time. I got over my fear of roller coasters! At last! As for Harry Potter, there are just too many possibilities! A main character dies, and we're "either going to love the ending or hate it", according to JK Rowling!!

The word you are groping for is "perverted".

It's clear, my friend, that the demons of mean-spiritedness and ill-temper have you in a half-Nelson. Do you realise that Jesus; and only Jesus; can cure you of your anger and despair? It's true BAA, try it. Fling yourself on your knees and beg the Lord for forgiveness -- allow him into your heart and accept Him as your personal Saviour© and start a tithing regimen with Landover. The result, BAA, will be a peace and a calm that you have never hitherto experienced. All your doubts, angers, fears, your chronic ill-temper and depression, and your lusting after unnatural relations with members of your own gender will be things of the past. Yes, accepting Jesus as your Saviour© and giving your life over to him will this affect. It will also guarantee you eternal live in Heaven rather than eternal torment in Hell. Surely the choice is simple, BAA?

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

Aah, you know what the great Mark Twain had to say about the after life- "go to heaven for the climate, hell for the comany."

Hmm, fictional characters in a fictional place, sounds fitting.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Get to know me first!

"lezbianic courtship"?!?! What the heck?? You disgusting, vile, perversed, sexist, sad excuse of a homosapien. Can't two females converse? Without you jumping to ridiculous conclusions?!

How dare you judge us. The fact is the board is not pervet's pick up place.

I was in FL last summer, I'd an awesome time. I got over my fear of roller coasters! At last! As for Harry Potter, there are just too many possibilities! A main character dies, and we're "either going to love the ending or hate it", according to JK Rowling!!

How does it matter? All the characters end up burning in Hell.

[Brother John]

Re: Get to know me first!

It's Homo sapiens.
No one cares about your Harry Potter mumbo-jumbo or where you went, by the way.

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

"lezbianic courtship"?!?! What the heck?? You disgusting, vile, perversed, sexist, sad excuse of a homosapien. Can't two females converse? Without you jumping to ridiculous conclusions?!



I was in FL last summer, I'd an awesome time. I got over my fear of roller coasters! At last! As for Harry Potter, there are just too many possibilities! A main character dies, and we're "either going to love the ending or hate it", according to JK Rowling!!

[Brother John]

Re: Get to know me first!

According to your personal info, your location is "Hellgium". Who are you to talk?

... Now what kind of a question is that?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Get to know me first!

I can't wait until July 21 either It's going to be such a great summer.

awesome I'd love to go to those place. I've been to Florida when I was 6, to Disneyland.

I strongly suggest that if the pair of you wish to continue your lezbianic courtship and general chit-chat, you quickly find somewhere other than God's favourite boards to do it. Otherwise we may have to reluctantly close your accounts and cast you off into the Godless wastes of general cyberspace.

The DOF is the Department of Faith that was set up by President George W Bush in conjunction with the Landover Baptist Church.

http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/index.asp

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Get to know me first!

I can't wait until July 21 either It's going to be such a great summer.

As for my travels, I've been to NI (duh), the Republic, Scotland, England, Cyprus, Italy, Turkey (there were earth quakes!!), Malta, Finland and America (FL). Awesome.

awesome I'd love to go to those place. I've been to Florida when I was 6, to Disneyland.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Get to know me first!

Oh that's nice, take away our Harry Potter chat Talk about censorship... lol

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

According to your personal info, your location is "Hellgium". Who are you to talk?

Yeah, I've been to King's Cross! You have to have been there to know how wrong it was depicted in the movie! I can't wait until 21st July!!

As for my travels, I've been to NI (duh), the Republic, Scotland, England, Cyprus, Italy, Turkey (there were earth quakes!!), Malta, Finland and America (FL). Awesome.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Get to know me first!

Ahaha! Lol, I've been to King's Cross Station... have to have been there to know how wrong the movie is! But hey. Any friend of Harry Potter is a friend of mine! Can't wait until July 21st!!

I know, me too! I've already got a copy reserved, I can't wait It's going to be a Harry Potter summer!! so..do you think Harry will live or die?

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

Ahaha! Lol, I've been to King's Cross Station... have to have been there to know how wrong the movie is! But hey. Any friend of Harry Potter is a friend of mine! Can't wait until July 21st!!

There's a town in Wales that has over 50 letters... my only comment on that is, "awesome!!" Nothing wrong with the Welsh language.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Get to know me first!

Welsh must be the foulest language on Earth. Who the hell comes up with those kind of placenames? Their Welsh English isn't much to be proud of either...

Oh, I don't know. There has to be worse placenames. Have you ever heard of the small Austrian town of "F***ing" (pronounced Fu-King). They seem to have a problem with people stealing their signs too