I'm joining the flock

[Woodreaux]

Greetings, True Christians.

I feel blessed to have found this righteous and holy online congregation. I can't tell you have much of a relief it is to find this site after seeing all heathen, liberal, communist rhetoric which defiles the rest of the internet.

I look forward to prayer groups and Bible study with all of you.

Your friend in Christ, Woodreaux.

[angels]

Re: I'm joining the flock

Greetings, True Christians.

I feel blessed to have found this righteous and holy online congregation. I can't tell you have much of a relief it is to find this site after seeing all heathen, liberal, communist rhetoric which defiles the rest of the internet.

I look forward to prayer groups and Bible study with all of you.

Your friend in Christ, Woodreaux.

Hello Woodreaux. Welcome to God's favourite forum.

How did you find God ?.

[Woodreaux]

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I grew up in the South and spent lots of time in small rural towns (ya know, where the real Americans are). The God-fearing Christians there told me all about Him.

I just recently started looking for Christian-friendly online activity. I was going to join the Christian dating group on Facebook, but some heathens hacked it. So I've been being pretty careful about who I associate with on the internet.

[Jenni111]

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Welcome, Woodreux!!!

[Levi Jones]

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Greetings, True Christians.

I feel blessed to have found this righteous and holy online congregation. I can't tell you have much of a relief it is to find this site after seeing all heathen, liberal, communist rhetoric which defiles the rest of the internet.

I look forward to prayer groups and Bible study with all of you.

Your friend in Christ, Woodreaux.

Interesting avatar you have there. Where did you get it?

[Levi Jones]

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I grew up in the South and spent lots of time in small rural towns (ya know, where the real Americans are). The God-fearing Christians there told me all about Him.

I just recently started looking for Christian-friendly online activity. I was going to join the Christian dating group on Facebook, but some heathens hacked it. So I've been being pretty careful about who I associate with on the internet.

Interesting, that article mentions 4chan as the ones who hacked Facebook by phishing a phony Christian dating site.

Then, there's your avatar.

[Jenni111]

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His avatar is from 4 chan. I've seen it before, but I can't remember what they call it.

[David Goldman]

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Woody, it sounds like you have some explaining to do before I can give you a warm LBC welcome . . .

Good catch Jenni

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Careful Brothers and Sisters, he may be a /b/tard trying to sneak onto our Godly boards. On the other hand, he may have just found that avatar and not realized it was from that den of losers. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt for the moment.

What is your favorite Bible verse friend? Are you married? Do you have any future True Christian™ children?

[Johnnyboy]

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I grew up in the South and spent lots of time in small rural towns (ya know, where the real Americans are).

You didn't grow up in The South. Folks from The South call it The South. Yankees call it the South. Notice the differance? Also, no Southerner would EVER say "Ya know". You're a lying troll thats lived in Californication your entire life. I get physically ill when left coast homers try to impersonate Southerners. I'm praying that your trip to Hell happens ASAP.

God Bless, Y'all!

Johnny

[Woodreaux]

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Woody, it sounds like you have some explaining to do before I can give you a warm LBC welcome . . .

Good catch Jenni

Oh yeah, my little cousin is quite the artist. I asked her to make me a nice picture about our Lord or an Angel or something along those lines.

Careful Brothers and Sisters, he may be a /b/tard trying to sneak onto our Godly boards.

About those Godless degenerates on 4chan, I am definitely not one of them. I tried witnessing to them, made threads about God's saving Grace and wonders of faith... but all they were interested in are some demon-spawns called Mudkips, CP (at first I thought CP stood for Christian People) and trading pornography. I was horrified. I am convinced they are all homosexuals and Satanists.

What is your favorite Bible verse friend? Are you married? Do you have any future True Christian™ children?

Every verse is the Word of God, so it's hard to pick one over the others, but I don't think it's a sin to say Leviticus really speaks to me. Nothing sums of God's compassion and love like:

Chapter 25 verses 44 & 45

Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.

I understand your suspicion, Johnnyboy. I grew up in New Orleans. The rest of the South was just as foreign to me as the liberal Yankees. I know it and Las Vegas are the Sodom & Gomorrah of America. I got out of that Catholic and minority infested city as soon was old enough to join the Army. That's were I had contact with decent Baptist folks. That is until Fred Phelps announced that military service is for sinners. So I got out of the Army, because I didn't want to be living in sin.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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What is your opinion of Catholics?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Some of us haven't always been Saved, Corky. Now try explaining the avatar again.

[Levi Jones]

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Oh yeah, my little cousin is quite the artist. I asked her to make me a nice picture about our Lord or an Angel or something along those lines.

Really? She came up with something from 4chan? (Thanks Jenni).

About those Godless degenerates on 4chan, I am definitely not one of them. I tried witnessing to them, made threads about God's saving Grace and wonders of faith... but all they were interested in are some demon-spawns called Mudkips, CP (at first I thought CP stood for Christian People) and trading pornography. I was horrified. I am convinced they are all homosexuals and Satanists.

Uh huh.. Google searches reveal this to me without having to actually go there.

Every verse is the Word of God, so it's hard to pick one over the others, but I don't think it's a sin to say Leviticus really speaks to me. Nothing sums of God's compassion and love like:

The Lord and Mrs. Whitford already know you're lying, son.
Admit it, boy.

[Woodreaux]

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Some of us haven't always been Saved, Corky. Now try explaining the avatar again.

I have a younger relative who is the offspring of a sibling of one of my parents. She is blessed by the Lord with a high degree of manual dexterity, creativity and an eye for aesthetics. Her artwork is so good, it adorns my aunt and uncle's home. That saved them the money they would have had to spend on paintings.

If you doubt her skill, check these out:


This is Noah's Family under the rainbow.



And this one is her going to church. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to ask her to use the gifts God gave her. I know it's what Jesus wanted me to do.