Not sure I'm in the right place...

[FoundGirlJNB]

Hi Landover Baptist's

I'm not sure whether I am in the right place... I have been hated on my whole life and need to feel some love. Will I find that here?

I've lived a tough life and am a sinner looking for redemption...

This is my cry for help!!!

[Caerphilly81]

Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

Hi Landover Baptist's

I'm not sure whether I am in the right place... I have been hated on my whole life and need to feel some love. Will I find that here?

I've lived a tough life and am a sinner looking for redemption...

This is my cry for help!!!

Run while you have the chance... This place is an evil place...

[David Goldman]

Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

Hi Landover Baptist's

I'm not sure whether I am in the right place... I have been hated on my whole life and need to feel some love. Will I find that here?

I've lived a tough life and am a sinner looking for redemption...

This is my cry for help!!!

There is plenty of love here, but God instructs us to love wisely and discriminately. It sounds like you are on the right track thought, and the Holy Spirit didn't bring you here on accident

Tell us a little more about yourself. What would you like to do here, and how would you like to glorify God?

Run while you have the chance... This place is an evil place...

No Caerphilly81, but YOU are evil to be preying on someone new here. Now shoo demon!

[FoundGirlJNB]

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Run while you have the chance... This place is an evil place...

I don't need anymore evil...

[Bob4God]

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Run while you have the chance... This place is an evil place...

Shoo demon!

There is nothing evil about following GOD's word to the letter!

Now then, welcome to Landover Baptist, lostgirlNY.

We appreciate your effort to let us know you are hell bound, it makes our jobs so much easier!

If you are willing to turn away from your life of sinful pleasures, debauchery and liberalism, you've come to the right place. We will love and accept you. (as long as you do as we do and follow the whole Bible. That includes the parts that make you uncomfortable.)

We are not a liberal hippy church. We are a born-again-on-fire-for-GOD church on our way to GLORY! We do not welcome unsaved trash unless they wash themselves in the warm blood of JESUS CHRIST.
And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them. -Ephesians 5:11

So are you willing to become like us or are you going to hell?

[David Goldman]

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I'm sure there are better places to talk to people than here. It's great if you want to get into an argument though, or some controversy, but love? No, not in this cesspit! x

Look troll, don't hijack this poor girl's thread. If you don't like it here, then leave. Else you are on the fast track to being banned.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

There is plenty of love here, but God instructs us to love wisely and discriminately. It sounds like you are on the right track thought, and the Holy Spirit didn't bring you here on accident

Tell us a little more about yourself. What would you like to do here, and how would you like to glorify God?


No Caerphilly81, but YOU are evil to be preying on someone new here. Now shoo demon!

Other people have told me that God is all about love, but you say it's not? What do I need to do to get God's love?

Like I said, I am not to sure why I am here or what I want to receive from here. Acceptance, I suppose. Unconditional love?

Can you tell me how you glorify God, then I can perhaps follow your lead?

Thanks for the welcome...

[James Hutchins]

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Other people have told me that God is all about love, but you say it's not? What do I need to do to get God's love?

Like I said, I am not to sure why I am here or what I want to receive from here. Acceptance, I suppose. Unconditional love?

Can you tell me how you glorify God, then I can perhaps follow your lead?

Thanks for the welcome...

You need to get yourself a KJV 1611 Bible, read it, and drop to your knees and pray. Contact a Pastor to provide you with ridgid guidance to Salvation©.

Ignore PhillyCheeseSteak here, they are a mere troll and will be banned soon enough. Opps, banned already! See, God does not mess around.

[FoundGirlJNB]

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Shoo demon!

There is nothing evil about following GOD's word to the letter!

Now then, welcome to Landover Baptist, lostgirlNY.

We appreciate your effort to let us know you are hell bound, it makes our jobs so much easier!

If you are willing to turn away from your life of sinful pleasures, debauchery and liberalism, you've come to the right place. We will love and accept you. (as long as you do as we do and follow the whole Bible. That includes the parts that make you uncomfortable.)

We are not a liberal hippy church. We are a born-again-on-fire-for-GOD church on our way to GLORY! We do not welcome unsaved trash unless they wash themselves in the warm blood of JESUS CHRIST.
And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them. -Ephesians 5:11

So are you willing to become like us or are you going to hell?

If there is a hell, I def do not want to go there...

Will there be things that make me uncomfortable from the bible??

What does it take to become like you? and will that guarentee me a place NOT in hell?

[Bob4God]

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Other people have told me that God is all about love, but you say it's not? What do I need to do to get God's love?

Like I said, I am not to sure why I am here or what I want to receive from here. Acceptance, I suppose. Unconditional love?

Can you tell me how you glorify God, then I can perhaps follow your lead?

Thanks for the welcome...

The Bible says in John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments.

To obtain the love of GOD, you must do everything He says in exactly the manner He tells you to do it. That's what GOD's love is all about.

Now, as a woman, you are of lesser value in the eyes of GOD.

GOD says in Leviticus, chapter 27, that a woman of your age is worth about thirty shekels. 27:4: And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. (From GOD's instructions for selling humans.)
The LORD's perfect system of traditional family values is designed with a place of subservience for you:
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. -1st Corinthians 11:3

You need to find a True Christian man to marry so he can keep your dizzy woman's head on the right path. You also need to realize your low worth in GOD's eyes. Keep your mouth shut (1 Timothy 2:11) and serve your husband, and GOD will love you!

EDIT:

Parts that might make you uncomfortable are GOD's commands to kill homosexuals, (Leviticus 20:13) His commands to kill witches (Exodus 22:18), and His instructions to shun people who do not do everything He says. (2 John 1:10)

There are many other things, but you will get used to them. The reason they might make you uncomfortable is because you are used to soft, lovey dovey liberalism rather than the cold, hard judgment of our loving CREATOR!

[James Hutchins]

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If there is a hell, I def do not want to go there...

Will there be things that make me uncomfortable from the bible??

What does it take to become like you? and will that guarentee me a place NOT in hell?

You must repent all sins. You must never sin again. You must live by the KJV Bible exactly, no deviation.

You are a woman whose job it is to cook and clean for your husband and bear Soldiers for God. This dose not include shopping for shoes or yapping.

Nothing in the Bible will make you uncomfortable. It is God's true words.

Only once you are a True Christian™ can a place in heaven be guarentteed

[FoundGirlJNB]

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You need to get yourself a KJV 1611 Bible, read it, and drop to your knees and pray. Contact a Pastor to provide you with ridgid guidance to Salvation©.

Ignore PhillyCheeseSteak here, they are a mere troll and will be banned soon enough. Opps, banned already! See, God does not mess around.

I did not mean to get anyone banned...

What do you consider as ridgid guidance?

[Bob4God]

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I did not mean to get anyone banned...

What do you consider as ridgid guidance?

Oh don't worry, you didn't get anyone banned.

Didn't you read my post to you?

Also, newcomers often find it helpful to start here, in this wondrous catalog of GOD's wisdom!

[FoundGirlJNB]

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The Bible says in John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments.

To obtain the love of GOD, you must do everything He says in exactly the manner He tells you to do it. That's what GOD's love is all about.

Now, as a woman, you are of lesser value in the eyes of GOD.

GOD says in Leviticus, chapter 27, that a woman of your age is worth about thirty shekels. 27:4: And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. (From GOD's instructions for selling humans.)
The LORD's perfect system of traditional family values is designed with a place of subservience for you:
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. -1st Corinthians 11:3

You need to find a True Christian man to marry so he can keep your dizzy woman's head on the right path. You also need to realize your low worth in GOD's eyes. Keep your mouth shut (1 Timothy 2:11) and serve your husband, and GOD will love you!

EDIT:

Parts that might make you uncomfortable are GOD's commands to kill homosexuals, (Leviticus 20:13) His commands to kill witches (Exodus 22:18), and His instructions to shun people who do not do everything He says. (2 John 1:10)

There are many other things, but you will get used to them. The reason they might make you uncomfortable is because you are used to soft, lovey dovey liberalism rather than the cold, hard judgment of our loving CREATOR!

I'm not sure what 30 shekels is today, but that kind of sounds about what I am worth to anybody...

Do you mean to say I need to kill them myself? I don't think I am strong enough to kill anyone?

I am in fact used to the exact opposite of "soft, lovey dovey liberalism"...

[FoundGirlJNB]

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You must repent all sins. You must never sin again. You must live by the KJV Bible exactly, no deviation.

You are a woman whose job it is to cook and clean for your husband and bear Soldiers for God. This dose not include shopping for shoes or yapping.

Nothing in the Bible will make you uncomfortable. It is God's true words.

Only once you are a True Christian™ can a place in heaven be guarentteed

Repent to who?

I am a good cook... . Do you think finding a Godly man will help me?
When will I be considered a true Christian??

Please excuse all my questions... I appreciate your time.