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  • BigBear
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    • Sep 2009
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    #1

    True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

    You can call me BigBear, or Bear, or Big, or B, or BB, or BearBig, or just Brother, as God said, we are all his children, think about that while you are having GODLY AND HOLY intercourse with your slave woman.

    I am 19 years old and I've only recently found Jesus, before then I was an atheist, something of which I'm not very proud, it still haunts me to this day. And since I've converted to the ONE, TRUE religion of Baptist Christianity, all other denominations are full of horse hockey, amen, I've been going to the Richmond Church of the TRUE Christian Congregation, in Virginia.

    I am married, in fact, I have 5 wives, you know, 1 wife is great, 5 must be even better, right? Praise Jesus.

    Some of my likes are Guns, Glenn Beck, Napalm, Guns, THE BIBLE, of course, Jesus, GOD, the actual God mind you, and guns.

    Some of my strong dislikes, not hate, hate is bad, are HOMOSEXUALS, disgusting people they are, feminism, these women just need to be beat every so often, you know? Help em find God, LIBERALS, you can't spell Lazy Intellectual Barbarian Evils Raping other Aborted Liberals without em. I also hate that Rock and/or ROLL.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

    What church do you attend, friend? I'm assuming that you're a Mormon, since no other religion allows multiple wives.

    Unless you're a mudslime.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • BigBear
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      • Sep 2009
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      #3
      Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

      Sir, you must be a liberal, I used my supreme logic endowned to me as a Christian to give myself the ability to have multiple wives. The more the better, right?

      Also, that's the name of the church, the Richmond Church of the TRUE Christian Congregation

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

        Originally posted by BigBear View Post
        Sir, you must be a liberal, I used my supreme logic endowned to me as a Christian to give myself the ability to have multiple wives. The more the better, right?

        Also, that's the name of the church, the Richmond Church of the TRUE Christian Congregation
        And what does your pastor say about breaking God's commandment to obey secular law?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #5
          Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

          Originally posted by BigBear View Post
          Sir, you must be a liberal, I used my supreme logic endowned to me as a Christian to give myself the ability to have multiple wives. The more the better, right?

          Also, that's the name of the church, the Richmond Church of the TRUE Christian Congregation
          You know, I live about 100 miles due west of Richmond. I come to the big city regularly to get supplies at Pleasants. I have never, ever hear of a Church there called "Richmond Church of the TRUE Christian Congregation". Address please.

          Shame Ukrops is selling out. They were such a good Christian supermarket.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • BigBear
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            • Sep 2009
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            #6
            Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            You know, I live about 100 miles due west of Richmond. I come to the big city regularly to get supplies at Pleasants. I have never, ever hear of a Church there called "Richmond Church of the TRUE Christian Congregation". Address please.

            Shame Ukrops is selling out. They were such a good Christian supermarket.
            It's not actually in Richmond, it's on the southside, underground, need to know. We gotta be careful cause Nobama and the Illuminati AND the Nwo are trying to silence us TRUE Christians.

            Also, why in His name would you drive 100 miles for supplies?

            Also, Mr. Ezekiel, everyone knows God is a conservative and despises Liberalism, he's rather us break the liberal laws then follow them. Don't you understand? God loves war and death and torture and the oppression of women and the sodomites, he's a republican through and through.

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
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              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #7
              Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

              Originally posted by BigBear View Post

              Also, Mr. Ezekiel, everyone knows God is a conservative and despises Liberalism, he's rather us break the liberal laws then follow them. Don't you understand? God loves war and death and torture and the oppression of women and the sodomites, he's a republican through and through.
              Address him as Pastor Ezekiel, not Mr. Ezekiel. But, if you were actually a Christian, you would know that.

              So please show us Book, Chapter, and Verse in scripture saying that God would rather us break liberal laws than follow them? Since you seem keen on contradicting a Godly True Christian(tm) pastor, I would love to see what Scriptural support you have for your position.

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • BigBear
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                #8
                Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                Address him as Pastor Ezekiel, not Mr. Ezekiel. But, if you were actually a Christian, you would know that.

                So please show us Book, Chapter, and Verse in scripture saying that God would rather us break liberal laws than follow them? Since you seem keen on contradicting a Godly True Christian™ pastor, I would love to see what Scriptural support you have for your position.
                Well, the Liberal party has always been a progressive party, against traditional family values, something God does not tolerate, they want to do away with the biblical tradition put forth in this country by our Christian forefathers. God's word is forever and unchanging, and I'm positive, as a true Christian, he doesn't take kindly to liberal beliefs and ideals, God's perfect word only changes if God finds it imperfect. You understand, yes?

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #9
                  Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

                  Originally posted by BigBear View Post
                  Well, the Liberal party has always been a progressive party, against traditional family values, something God does not tolerate, they want to do away with the biblical tradition put forth in this country by our Christian forefathers. God's word is forever and unchanging, and I'm positive, as a true Christian, he doesn't take kindly to liberal beliefs and ideals, God's perfect word only changes if God finds it imperfect. You understand, yes?
                  You have no idea what you're talking about. You're not a true Christian (and definitely not a True Christian(tm)) since you seem completely ignorant of the Bible. I asked you to provide Scripture on God commanding us to break secular law. So please, give us that.

                  You then go on to say that "God's perfect word only changes if God finds it imperfect.". This is complete nonsense. How can it be "perfect" and "imperfect" at the same time?

                  God's Word never, ever changes!

                  Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not;

                  James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Johnnyboy
                    True Christian™ fisherman
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 801

                    #10
                    Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

                    Originally posted by BigBear View Post

                    Some of my strong dislikes, not hate, hate is bad, are HOMOSEXUALS, disgusting people they are, feminism, these women just need to be beat every so often, you know? Help em find God, LIBERALS, you can't spell Lazy Intellectual Barbarian Evils Raping other Aborted Liberals without em. I also hate that Rock and/or ROLL.
                    Troll.

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                    • BigBear
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                      • Sep 2009
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                      #11
                      Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      You have no idea what you're talking about. You're not a true Christian (and definitely not a True Christian™) since you seem completely ignorant of the Bible. I asked you to provide Scripture on God commanding us to break secular law. So please, give us that.

                      You then go on to say that "God's perfect word only changes if God finds it imperfect.". This is complete nonsense. How can it be "perfect" and "imperfect" at the same time?

                      God's Word never, ever changes!

                      Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not;

                      James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.
                      Well, Rev. Jim Osborne, take the first 5 books of the Old Testament for example, all of which were under the ideology of sacrificial offerings cause that is what God commanded, BUT, Jesus came down and got sacrificed, the perfect sacrifice, cause God found his original plan of animal sacrifices imperfect, so he CHANGED it and forgiveness is with all of us now for Jesus' sacrifice. And because of this, Leviticus, Genesis, Exodus, Deuteronomy, and Numbers and the laws within no longer apply because there was no forgiveness in those times. GOD CHANGED HIS WORD. REPENT AND READ YOUR BIBLE!

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #12
                        Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

                        Originally posted by BigBear View Post
                        Well, Rev. Jim Osborne, take the first 5 books of the Old Testament for example, all of which were under the ideology of sacrificial offerings cause that is what God commanded, BUT, Jesus came down and got sacrificed, the perfect sacrifice, cause God found his original plan of animal sacrifices imperfect, so he CHANGED it and forgiveness is with all of us now for Jesus' sacrifice. And because of this, Leviticus, Genesis, Exodus, Deuteronomy, and Numbers and the laws within no longer apply because there was no forgiveness in those times. GOD CHANGED HIS WORD. REPENT AND READ YOUR BIBLE!
                        So because animal sacrifices are no longer needed, you come to the non sequitor that we must throw out all five of the first books? If that's the case, why even have those 5 books in the Bible if we're supposed to ignore them?

                        Also, I'm getting tired of you making these bizarre claims about Christianity and not having the Scripture to back them up. Show us book, chapter, and verse where we can disregard the first five books. On the other hand, the Bible tells us to follow all of it.

                        Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                        Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.


                        Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                        Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.


                        James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • BigBear
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                          #13
                          Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

                          So I'm not a true Christian cause I know the bible, you haven't read it apparently, the Bible says to preach:

                          Mark 16:15

                          And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation.





                          I'm just letting you know what the Bible says. The Bible is right cause the Bible SAYS the Bible is right. You wanted to hear the word.

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                          • BigBear
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                            #14
                            Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            So because animal sacrifices are no longer needed, you come to the non sequitor that we must throw out all five of the first books? If that's the case, why even have those 5 books in the Bible if we're supposed to ignore them?

                            Also, I'm getting tired of you making these bizarre claims about Christianity and not having the Scripture to back them up. Show us book, chapter, and verse where we can disregard the first five books. On the other hand, the Bible tells us to follow all of it.

                            Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.


                            Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                            Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.


                            James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
                            Because they are important to the rest of the Bible? If you threw out the Creation story and the Ark story and Moses and the rest, what do you have? No morality to gain from. Nothing to compare God's grace and mercy too, you also have no reason to serve Jesus because you have no idea HOW important his sacrifice was. BIBLE.

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #15
                              Re: True Christian in the Land of Sodomites!

                              What does quoting a verse about preaching the Bible have to do with anything I've asked you? You come here making bold, heretical claims that God wants us to break secular laws, that we should ignore five whole books of the Old Testament (all without single Scriptural support on your behalf), then you have the audacity to think that we need schooling on the Bible?

                              Also, any True Christian(tm) would quote the KJV. Instead you quote the ESV (Evil Satanic Version). I think you're nothing but an atheist troll who has never been to church one day in your life. You're fooling nobody.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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