[Blakeyoung]

Re: Welcome Wagons?

Hey man, welcome to the forums.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Welcome Wagons?

And speaking of welcomes, Blake, I'm very sorry to have been absent upon your arrival, or I would've offered you a special greeting as well. Welcome to forums, dude. I know you've been here a little while, but if you're still having trouble navigating the place, or if you're unsure about the rules or anything like that, I'd be totally happy to show you the ropes.



'Twas lovely to meet you,
Alie

P.S.
Most of the things the Landovarians will tell you about me aren't true.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Welcome Wagons?

Don't mind Allie. Most of the things she says about what we say are not true.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Welcome Wagons?

Don't mind Alie. Most of the things she says about what we say are not true.

You do have some things about me right, I'm willing to admit that. I am Canadian. I am a Pagan and a Witch. And I am a nymphomaniac. HOWEVER, I am not a harlot (harlots choose to sleep around, whereas nymphomania is an addiction and by no means a choice*).I don't want anything to do with Bobby Joe (despite his implications to the contrary), I don't "have a thing" for "Ol' Kirky", nor do I go out of my way to lure Christians down the path of sins of the flesh. I also don't attempt to have my way with animals, nor would I ever want to. That's more Pastor Zeke's area of expertise.


*: For those of you who understand the seriousness of this addiction, it may make you proud of me to know that I have been controlling it (and not the other way around) for 11 days straight. Those of you who would mock my struggle do not know how hard this had been for me, and thus couldn't appreciate the accomplishment this truly is.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Welcome Wagons?

No, I do not want to commit whoredoms with you! Now make your posts in God's favorite language (AMERICAN!) or ELSE!

Dear Pastor... I think your French might need a little work.

Have you ever had a croissant with herb goat cheese, and a glass of mild, not-too-acidic champagne on the side?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Welcome Wagons?

I'm 19. I go to a church called Generations Christian Church.... It's non-denominational

As long as they believe in the literal truth of the Holy Bible King James Version 1611, and you've been baptized as a believing adult, you're fine.

And welcome. You seem like a fine young Christian.

And while I'm not 100% conservative, I despise the liberal media. They are entitled to slander Sarah Palin, her husband, and her kids, yet the GOP isn't allowed to talk bad about the Dems. Talk about hypocrisy...

Why aren't you 100% conservative? Have you been brainwashed by Satan?

True Believers drive good old fashioned American cars, not sure what wagons you're referring to. Please clarify.

Station wagons are OK.

Ah, Pastor. Sometimes, a cookie is just a cookie.

And sometimes it is a TICKET TO HELL: