[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: Lost and curious

I know a stripper called Candy who works in Miami... are you really from London?

If you are, you must tell us about your children, as the good members from God's favorite church has already asked you - I believe 14 is the age British girls start the reproduction process.

[MiamiCandy]

Re: Lost and curious

I thought I saw it all, but I never knew English people would even butcher this!


Because you stated to be 18 when you joined this Godly site.

I stated to be 16 when I completed my profile and it says nothing in the Terms of Service in the FAQ page about needing to be 18 or over.

I know a stripper called Candy who works in Miami... are you really from London?

If you are, you must tell us about your children, as the good members from God's favorite church has already asked you - I believe 14 is the age British girls start the reproduction process.

I have no children.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: Lost and curious

I have no children.

Then there is hope for you still.
Welcome to God's favorite forum! Play nice, spell nice and quote scripture from the KJV!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Lost and curious

I stated to be 16 when I completed my profile and it says nothing in the Terms of Service in the FAQ page about needing to be 18 or over. I have no children.

Candy... worry not about the poorly mannered reception you encountered here as it is the norm for these sad folks. As you can see they have a very twisted and unpleasant view of Holy Scripture.

A big part of this is that they are reading the wrong Bible and on top of that are somewhat illiterate literalists... this a makes for some very bad behaviour that is at tremendous odds with what Jesus teaches us.

If you are intent on learning more about the Bible and how to live a proper Christian life I urge you to visit you nearest Catholic Church and ask to meet with a Priest so that you can begin your journey to spiritual clarity.

We have offices and Churches all across the world and quite a few very nice ones in the greater Miami area. Drop into any one of them any time of day or night and tell them Father Mo sent you. I promise you a warm, gentle and Christian reception unlike the one you received here.




Bless you, my future fine Catholic girl,
Father Mo





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[MiamiCandy]

Re: Lost and curious

Candy... worry not about the poorly mannered reception you encountered here as it is the norm for these sad folks. As you can see they have a very twisted and unpleasant view of Holy Scripture.

A big part of this is that they are reading the wrong Bible and on top of that are somewhat illiterate literalists... this a makes for some very bad behaviour that is at tremendous odds with what Jesus teaches us.

If you are intent on learning more about the Bible and how to live a proper Christian life I urge you to visit you nearest Catholic Church and ask to meet with a Priest so that you can begin your journey to spiritual clarity.

We have offices and Churches all across the world and quite a few very nice ones in the greater Miami area. Drop into any one of them any time of day or night and tell them Father Mo sent you. I promise you a warm, gentle and Christian reception unlike the one you received here.

Bless you, my future fine Catholic girl,
Father Mo.

Thank you for being nice!

Is this site a Catholic site? No offence, but how do I know Catholicism is the right branch of Christianity? Serious question, i'm just curious about all this stuff is all. Lost and curious haha. Thank you so much though!

[MiamiCandy]

Re: Lost and curious

Then there is hope for you still.
Welcome to God's favorite forum! Play nice, spell nice and quote scripture from the KJV!

Thank you, I didn't like it when you were mean to me earlier though.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Lost and curious

Thank you for being nice!

Is this site a Catholic site? No offence, but how do I know Catholicism is the right branch of Christianity? Serious question, i'm just curious about all this stuff is all. Lost and curious haha. Thank you so much though!

Catholicism is not a branch of Christianity my dear it is the very tree of Christianity.

We have been preaching the words of Jesus since the day He started the Church when he decided to build His earthly mission on the rock of St. Peter.

Unlike these start-up cults (Baptwits, Lutherans etc...) we have been at Christian ground zero since day one dedicating our lives to the most noble of human causes with no regard for our own well-being and a selflessness that defines a culture of sacrifice, love and pureness as Jesus taught us in his words and deeds.




Bless you, my inquisitive potential Marian,
Father Mo


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[MiamiCandy]

Re: Lost and curious

Catholicism is not a branch of Christianity my dear it is the very tree of Christianity.

We have been preaching the words of Jesus since the day He started the Church when he decided to build His earthly mission on the rock of St. Peter.

Unlike these start-up cults (Baptwits, Lutherans etc...) we have been at Christian ground zero since day one dedicating our lives to the most noble of human causes with no regard for our own well-being and a selflessness that defines a culture of sacrifice, love and pureness as Jesus taught us in his words and deeds.

Bless you, my inquisitive potential Marian,
Father Mo
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Wasn't Jesus a Jew though? So isn't Judaism the core belief? I'm confused, sorry!

[Bob4God]

Re: Lost and curious

No offence, but how do I know Catholicism is the right branch of Christianity? Serious question, i'm just curious about all this stuff is all. Lost and curious haha. Thank you so much though!

All the Catholics have their "branches" in the behinds of little altar boys. I wouldn't listen to Father Mo if I were you.

We only allow him to keep posting here in hopes that he will one day see the truth.

Landover Baptist Church is the church. There is only One True GOD, and we are the only ones that actually worship Him. Anybody else is a deluded mad man.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Lost and curious

Wasn't Jesus a Jew though? So isn't Judaism the core belief? I'm confused, sorry!

Jesus in the flesh was in fact technically a Jew, born unto Jewish parents after the Blessed Virgin Mary... his mother... received the Holy Spirit that she might bear the earthly child of God the Father.

Sadly, the Jews have always failed to recognise that Jesus was the Messiah and son of God sent to us to bring the Lord's message in the flesh. However there is a long standing connection between Judaism and Catholicism as the old testament of the Bible obviously predates Christianity.

We can simplify things by saying the Jews were doing pretty well until they missed the boat with Jesus and left him to die at the hands of the Romans... not their finest moment as far as God was concerned but indeed the will of God as all is of his making.



Bless you, my full-time umbrella carrier,
Father Mo





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[Levi Jones]

Re: Lost and curious

Thank you for being nice!

Is this site a Catholic site? No offence, but how do I know Catholicism is the right branch of Christianity? Serious question, i'm just curious about all this stuff is all. Lost and curious haha. Thank you so much though!

Candy,

I wouldn't pay too much attention to any man who wears a dress and wants to drag you into a closet to confess how naughty you have been.

In fact, I would run as far away as I could.

[MiamiCandy]

Re: Lost and curious

All the Catholics have their "branches" in the behinds of little altar boys. I wouldn't listen to Father Mo if I were you.

We only allow him to keep posting here in hopes that he will one day see the truth.

Landover Baptist Church is the church. There is only One True GOD, and we are the only ones that actually worship Him. Anybody else is a deluded mad man.

What do you believe that catholics don't and vice versa?

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Lost and curious

Thank you for being nice!

Is this site a Catholic site? No offence, but how do I know Catholicism is the right branch of Christianity? Serious question, i'm just curious about all this stuff is all. Lost and curious haha. Thank you so much though!

Candy,

This is NOT a cathlick site. This is a Christian site. The papist was probably being nice because he thinks you're a twelve year old boy.
Welcome to Landover!!

God Bless

Johnny

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lost and curious

What do you believe that catholics don't and vice versa?

Please read our Church Doctrines HERE.

Also THIS thread on the evils of papistry might help you.

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: Lost and curious

Candy... worry not about the poorly mannered reception you encountered here ... slobber, slobber, waffle waffle...
Bless you, my future fine Catholic girl,
Father Mo
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Put your tongue back in your mouth you creepy papist-pervert and leave the girl alone!